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pizza man

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posted September 08, 2000 12:30 AM

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today. DALLAS MORNING NEWS todays edition page 3a....... tests confirm canabolism in utah, colorado, utah and new mexico and arizona. Conclusive evidence has been found of connibalism by ancient people in the american southwest. Evidence from 1150 a.d. uncovered in pits show signs of human bones burned, and smashed and scraped. Labotory test show human protein in traces of human excrement. Findings were also found in the publication NATURE in thursdays issue. I for one if i was to eat a person for survival would start w/a womans breast due to the amount of fatty tissue i could use for energy and on a man probably the thigh?????


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scott825

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posted September 08, 2000 12:36 AM

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intresting..

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Bros before Hos

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moe dank

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posted September 08, 2000 12:45 AM

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I wouldnt eat no man baby! All women for me. I would just roast the whole son of a bitch and do a taste test first.

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Sight1

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posted September 08, 2000 01:04 AM

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I think that it would be glutes for breakfast lunch and din din for me.


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mightydog

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posted September 08, 2000 01:08 AM

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Liver, heart, and kidneys for me.


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scott825

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posted September 08, 2000 01:10 AM

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A womans glutes.

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supersizeme

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posted September 08, 2000 01:51 AM

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If I died I am sure people would start with my member because in all likelihood it would feed a small tribe of cannibals for several months. they would most likely end up writing tribal songs about it and erect a totem pole in its honor.


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jdahmer

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posted September 08, 2000 02:12 AM

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Great topic!!! Let's see......the best tasting is always the inner thigh. It is quite tender and is chewable even uncooked. The outer thigh tends to be real tough. You have to pick the weak flabby ones. They always yield the best cuts. A fatboy or fatgirl is comparable to a "Kobe" steak. The marbleing is excellent and when cooked properly, it melts in your mouth. Younger flesh doesn't always mean better flesh. Children seem to run around too much and really don't produce good cuts. You have to find the lazy middle-aged ones. Couch potatoes are great choices.

"I ate his liver with some faber beans and a light Kianti!!"


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Pamela

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posted September 08, 2000 03:06 AM

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I think I would go hunt rabbit!!!
UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


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WODIN

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posted September 08, 2000 07:23 AM

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In the cannible tribes of Bornio there were studies done one people who came down with a very unusually nervous system ailment, which as it turns out, is the equivilant of Mad Cows Disease. It was shown that the protiens that the tribes people were eating were in fact turning against there bodies after a time due to the latent immune factor responses in the dead tissues. This is also the same base cause of "Mad Cow" because in Britan they found that the feed they were using for cattle contained the remains of ground up cattle parts that were not being put to market for human consumption. This practice has been banned in Great Britan since the discovery of the basic source of this "ailment". In other words don't eat your own kind or you'll end up a quivering vegitable.

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fitness-for-life !!

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posted September 08, 2000 08:44 AM

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Quads look pretty meaty


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cm3504jm

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posted September 08, 2000 10:17 AM

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It would have to live, yes liver. Suateed with fava beans and a nice chianti.

I grow fava beans. Anybody know about them?

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Rotten

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posted September 08, 2000 10:26 AM

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I'd eat baby! It whats for dinner!

Give me my babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback ribs! Chili's babyback ribs!

Baby, the other, other white meat.

Get in my belly, I'm gonna eat ya!

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CONAN

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posted September 08, 2000 10:35 AM

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Interesting topic...especially since I just read a novel about the whale ship Essex. It is the actual ship/events that led to the novel Moby Dick.
After being rammed twice by a giant Sperm Whale and sinking, the men took off in the whale boats. For 96 days or so they were afloat. Whaling was dangerous and it was quite common to be shipped wrecked in those days.
Anyway, their plight led to cannibalism. Get this, it was standard procedure to draw lots for who was to be eaten (if there were no dead bodies about at the time), and then draw lots again for who was to do the killing. This behavior of course had stigma associated with it, but if rescued...was accepted without reprocussion.

I wonder if the same situation arose today if you could legally kill someone on the high seas to ensure survival of oneself or the rest of the group.

Personally, I believe in survival of the fittest...You do not want to be shipwrecked with me! I have high protien requirements!


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WODIN

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posted September 08, 2000 11:25 AM

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ROTTEN,
LOVE THAT SHIT FROM "FAT BASTARD". That is one of my favorite parts of Austin Powers II.

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mikey

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posted September 08, 2000 12:37 PM

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I read that story yesterday. I would be eating all that I could if I knew that was my only choice. Quads, glutes, back, etc...


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jdahmer

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posted September 08, 2000 01:15 PM

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I eat pussy!!!


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picasso

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posted September 09, 2000 05:56 AM

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Conan what's the title of that book?
Sounds interesting.


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T Bone

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posted September 09, 2000 07:20 AM

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jdahmer, With a handle like yours, I expected a more informative and helpfull answer incase the situation should arise.

For me, just like my chicken, breast and thighs.

T Bone


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jdahmer

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posted September 10, 2000 01:45 AM

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Check out the 8th post. Lol!

The flesh is weak!!


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FLEXMEX

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posted September 10, 2000 01:53 AM

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it would only be pussy and female ass for me.oh...and the occasional tit.

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CONAN

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posted September 11, 2000 02:31 PM

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Picasso,
I will check the name of the book next time I run out to my truck.


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decibel

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posted September 11, 2000 04:50 PM

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when i'm with a really hot girl sometimes sex just doesn't cut it. i want more, MORE. i always thought it would be cool to bite into a girl's triceps. YUMMY!
you could just eat and eat until your belly is full. that would be the true expression of love and worship of the female body.


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pizza man

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posted September 11, 2000 06:46 PM

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after great deal of thought , if the woman was dead and she was pregnant and the baby was dead , i guess i would eat the placenta and drink the water in the bag due to the most nurishment it would probably have?


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Checkmatebloated

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posted September 11, 2000 06:59 PM

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A nice cut of ars!


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E2

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posted September 11, 2000 07:23 PM

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I think we'd all eat someone if it came down to that. I'd of course start off with the brain, and the stomach, great amount of nutrients in both of those, then maybe the liver and heart, then move on to the skeletal muscle. Gee i'm pretty crooked.


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Kaisersosay

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posted September 11, 2000 07:44 PM

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I THINK I WOULD THROW UP AS IT WAS GOING INTO MY MOUTH,JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT WAS.GO TO ROTTEN.COM AND THEN TELL ME YOU'D EAT SOMEONE.I SURE ONE COULD FIND FOOD SOMEHOW.ANYONE EVER SEE THE MOVIE ALIVE ABOUT THE SOCCER TEAM THAT CRASHED LANDED.PRETTY MESSED UP.I GUESS SOME HAVE THE WILL TO SURVIVE.I WOULD DO IT IF IT WAS NECCESARY.


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