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 What kind of lube do YOU use
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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On the "ELITE'S BETWEEN THE SHEETS..." thread, TD had aid he ran out of KY Jelly and vasoline, so, he had no anal play....which brought to mind, along with the fact I just....o, never mind......so, what kind of lube do ya'll use? or even, what do you use for lube?? My present brand is called "Wet".....it's the "Light" one in the funny shaped blue bottle.......felt nice, worked good....     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 811 |
ASTROGLIDE...easily stolen from krogers everywhere.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1121 |
Spit ------------------ "A piece of herb in your pocket is guaranteed luck in an adverse situation, unless you get searched" | ||
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Moderator 
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LOL... oh the topics you all come up with! I'll play... Wet or Astroglide.  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
shit, you guys respond fast..... havoc: I use spit too, but, sometimes my motuh is occupied, so, I need lube  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 955 |
I'm with Bill on this one...astroglide is my favorite. That or Castrol 30w. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
sky: what bout 10W30?? lol! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 474 |
pre-cum | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
rocky: where in Canada are you? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 619 |
I use to have a girl who would put Butter! on my Ding Ding when she was giving me Head/handjob. she like the taste better than with the flavored lubes. not to brag But I don't need lube for frontal entry, | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 966 |
Dont need any. my wife and i only play when shes on her period. Any way i,m off to gym lol | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 205 |
"AURA" Brand Body Oil. It's good for your body, it taste good, and it's makes your skin glisten. I just love this stuff. Plus you can get it in FLAVORS! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 474 |
Within wad shooting distance from you ... heheheh | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 955 |
No Lisa - just 30w, works better for friction ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 622 |
So Big Rick Rock you were hurtin' those girls? I think we now know what the "BIG" in your name stands for.  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 276 |
When she wants it fast, dog slobber. When she wants it slow, Aunt Jamima Maple syrup. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 783 |
quote: I like that part. I tell em if you don't shut up, I won't take you back to the playground where I found you! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
"BIG" Rick: Never tried peanut butter while giving head/hand job...but, I have tried chocolate syrup while giving head....... Now I'm really hungry.....maybe I'll go practice on a banana Rocky: well, shoot yuor wad then boy, my mouth is wide open! Sky: maybe I should come on over and help ya ourt with the friction JohnnyO: you have mail | ||
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Moderator
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LOL LOL LOL LOL! not far from the truth! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 966 |
quote: The women i usually do rear entry w/ never complain, just a shame i have to use a crow bar to lossen them up, Damn morgues!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by pizza man (edited September 07, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 966 |
Yep johnny o u got mail | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 811 |
try bacon grease and lidocaine....it what my mom uses... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 205 |
Pizza, Rotten...Funny stuff! Lisa: You just made me cum in pants again. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 28 |
Slick 50 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 955 |
Lisa - generally I don't need help in the friction lube department....it just adds that extra special sloppy touch. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
Astroglide has to one of the miracles of life!!! Not just for dookie shoot action, it makes using a condom a much more pleasurable experience. Just put a few drops into the condom before slipping it on. Oh! How I love to fuck!!! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 622 |
I never tried the drops in the condom.. I'm going to try it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 812 |
I just peel off the scabs and let the pus run. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 811 |
prelubing the inside of the condom can make it slip off if the portal is vacuous and tight....i think some some girl is still carrying my latex love child in her uterus... | ||
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Moderator
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LOL that's nasty mightydog! Reminds me of a saying "keep sucking harder ... I didn't cum yet.. that's just pus from my gonorrhea" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 812 |
Oh, shit! Didn't think of that. Guess this means another trip to the doctor. Oh well. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 142 |
I use Turbo Lube.. mainly because I like the name. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 474 |
OK Lisa. Go outside, and look skywards. When you see a white mountaineous rainbow-like stream descending from the clouds, open your mouth as wide as you can, and enjoy the rich creamy milkshake I dispose into it. or If you want to see it live in person, follow the arch you see in the sky, I shall be waiting at the other end. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
If you're talking about the arches at McD's, I'll take a Big Mac and a Crispy Chicken with Xtra sauce instead.....if you're atlknig about a rainbow, I'll take the POt O Gold at the other end | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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hey s-bill i like that word vacuous, i think i'm going to use it all day, vacuouse yeah vacuous, i like it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
gasoline and acetone, it is highly flammable even friction will cause it to ignite. whoops answered the wrong question. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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.....peel the scabs.....that is fucking beautiful. I laughed till I cried.I know a guy who use to use arbys sauce and his unit was so big he could suck himself off for a post coital snack.....Honest... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
You dont hear to many women talk like Lisa man i need a woman like her! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 310 |
If you people ain'ts screwed, I don't know who is... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 603 |
Its called... wait, I cant remember right now. A bottle comes free with the kind of condoms I buy. Trojan Ultra Magnum Extra Long with double strength resevoir tip. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
my own baby batter | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
Slick 50, Anti-seize. Seriously I used to use an endless supply of Sergilube. It paid to date a nurse! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
I LIKE THE NATURAL LUBES. YA KNOW, GET MY GF ALL WET AND HORNY THEN USE HER OWN NATURAL LUBES | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 619 |
to perform some anal action on her ::: Liquid Shits. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1135 |
Lisa, You are a sick puppy. I love it. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 439 |
THESAINT: thanks for the compliment | ||
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Novice 
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ID similar to wet for the poontang. anal ease for the bunghole. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
USUALLY I MAKE HER COME WITH IN MINUTES SO I DONT USUALLY NEED A LUBE. IF SO I GOT SOME HEAVY DUTY BEARING GREASE ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 78 |
WD40 ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 329 |
I had a friend who used to use butter for up the rear, but he told me to always make sure it is the salt reduced kind, otherwise it burns her asshole. BIGBADFKR | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 622 |
BIGBADFKR: Are you talking about a "he" or a "she" ? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 966 |
he or she? please no discrimination!!!!!it,s all love. |
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