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mystic_hormones

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posted September 02, 2000 12:01 AM

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i was riding my yamaha Mx er near some vinyards and I tried to do a nac nac

but I wasn't in the air and I lost control and well I had no helmet got scraped up bruised my hip bone which left me hurt for a month and almost died. it was fun and yet sucked and scared the crap out of me. I love having fun. btw I almost died by hitting some stupid posts. I was about a foot from smashing my head clean out of my butt.


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mystic_hormones

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posted September 02, 2000 12:06 AM

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how do you make pics come out?

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mystic_hormones

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posted September 02, 2000 12:32 AM

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it waas backwards but Then I re did it and thanks a lot bro.

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Pamela

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posted September 02, 2000 01:15 AM

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Now get this!
This was a long time ago!!
We move to another part of town. I wanted to go see my friends, and this was before I could drive (or had driving lic.)And so I walked. There was this tunnel that I had to walk through, and I was scared cause it was so dark and narrow. So I let this guy pick me up. I thought if he would just drive my through the tunnel, and I would be OK!
Well, he wasn't going to let me out... He started taking funny (sex stuff) to me.
I had to beg him too let me out, and finally he did.... I had to be one lucky girl...
Never again.. I learned my lesson.


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mightydog

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posted September 02, 2000 01:35 AM

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I played Russian rulette once. I'm so glad i won.


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M!KAI

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posted September 03, 2000 06:40 AM

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I was snorting coke i had a ounce of the stuff nearly OD'ed. I Blacked out lost most bodly fuction's etc fucking scared the shit out of myself Woke up in a pile of shit piss and puke

Not nice and fucking stupid..!

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Dirk Diggler

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posted September 03, 2000 10:33 AM

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get drunk, get stoned, then drive my car


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superdave

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posted September 03, 2000 12:48 PM

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Sounds like Pamela came the closest to death to me...

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bgriff

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posted September 03, 2000 02:48 PM

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Shooting up crystal meth and coke!!!! NUFF SAID!!!

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pizza man

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posted September 03, 2000 04:04 PM

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the most dumbest thing i did was read what a couple of bros here were flaming me about, and I ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH .


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IOWA BEEF

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posted September 03, 2000 05:04 PM

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Riding my old crotchrocket at 150mph drunk off my ass, with no helment. But I guess if you crash going that fast it aint going to matter if you have a helment on or not. Going to be road skippy at that speed anyway.

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d1734

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posted September 03, 2000 07:50 PM

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hahahaha, well no one in this thread can call anyone else stupid...thats for sure!


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pizza man

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posted September 03, 2000 07:54 PM

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d1734, what,s up? this was a very interesting weekend on this board. thank God i,m retired, I can be here and learning from all the people all day long.


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HackN2it

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posted September 03, 2000 07:57 PM

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Dumbest thing I have done so far...I used to ride my bike up to the ramp and then to a complete back flip in the air. No Helmet, no pads, and I landed on the handle bars once...


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d1734

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posted September 03, 2000 08:00 PM

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very interesting weeekend for sure. hopefully the fun can continue at this pace.

pamela: the dude was probably just fuckin w/ ya. he was probably as nice as mr. rogers.


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Pamela

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posted September 04, 2000 04:26 AM

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Yeah Right!!
Maybe one day, Mr. Rogers and the next Canibal Hetor!!!(SP?) HaHA
Now I can laugh about it!!!
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Tueros

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posted September 04, 2000 10:39 PM

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Pamela..you're always going to be "the one that got away"!


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posted September 04, 2000 10:44 PM

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Did way to much X one night and the ol heart was cussing me something fierce, glad my girlfriend at the time was there to take care of my stupid ass.I thought I could handle anything when I was in college, lucky I didnt kill myself.....One of many times I've come close to offing myself..........

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BackDoc

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posted September 04, 2000 11:44 PM

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When I was 10 I took a pool umbrella from the table and went up to the third story ledge and jumped off towards the sidewalk. The damn thing was supposed to work like Mary Poppins--I'd sail down and land lightly on my feet, but it turned upside down mid-flight. By some freak miracle, I sailed to the pool and landed in it. Only a broken arm and some head stitches to show for it. At any rate, I guess the stupid thing was that as soon as I turned 16 I went with a buddy of mine and parachuted. Some people never learn. I guess I probably shoulda won the darwin award.


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When the gulf war broke out I was living outside of Bonn Germany, about a block from my apartment was the Iranian Embassy.
Anyway I used to ride my 10 speed by it all the time to get to the Rhein River.Well when America got involved a huge crowd of Arab demonstrators set up outside this Embassy and pitched tents,had bonfires the whole nine yards.The whole street was shut down to traffic for months.......well I never thought anything of riding my bike right through this scene all the time,after all I was just this long haired liberal carrying canvas's and paint around everywhere.
Somebody must've known me cause one day they made me for an American and started throwing rocks at me as I rode through,I was knocked off my bike and had to literally run through this shit for my life,ended up with a concussion and a nasty cut on my forehead as the most serious injuries so I guess I was lucky but I seriously thought I was going down that day.
To this day I look at this scar over my eye and can picture every thing in slow motion.


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Pamela

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posted September 05, 2000 04:40 AM

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Tueros!!!
Now I can JUMP for joy!! Pamela
I was very lucky that time!!!

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Pimp C

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posted September 05, 2000 08:59 AM

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Man some of you guys did some crazy stuff. The only thing I can think of is shooting up coke and oxycontins all night back to back for like a month and a half straight. Glad I got over that stuff man I used to feel like pure sh*t all day long the day after. Not to mention it screwed up my training splits.


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big_bad_buff

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posted September 05, 2000 10:59 AM

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when i was 16 i was putting penies on the railroad track at 1 in the morning, pitch black, as a train was on it going 50+ miles an hour, it was pretty stooped, i was under the damn thing, putting them on after each wheel went bye...


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picasso

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posted September 05, 2000 06:45 PM

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Man I thought I've done some stupid shit but I guess making like Mary Poppins and trying to fly take the cake,man!!Oh wait a minute big buff was laying under a friggin moving train ...hahahaha.LMFAO!!!


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MattTheSkywalker

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posted September 05, 2000 11:48 PM

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I got into a fight with my then-girlfriend in Louisiana. We were at a bar and I was fucked up pretty bad.

She took off with her friends - these other girls that were with us. She had driven us there in my car - so I was there with this one other guy that took my side in the situation. I was like 20 miles out from her place and didn't know how to get back because I was so fucked up.

Simply put, she left me there. with this other guy. He said he would let me follow him back to I-10, and I knew how to get home to her place from there. So - drunk as I wqas - and I was pretty wasted, I followed him to I-10 and got on. He took off to his place - and I was on I-10 by myself.

I was pissed, so I accelerated faster and faster. 100, 115, 120, 125. No bullshit. Drunk, 2:30 AM in rural Louisiana. No street-lights. Darkness.

I looked down at the speedometer and I saw it read about 127. I looked up and realized I was rapidly closing in on a turn I had no chance to make. At that speed, taking you eyes off the road for a second means covering a lot of ground.

I hit the brakes hard, adn cut the wheel into the turn. I could feel the car start to spin, arrund and around. I steered into the skid to try to stop it but I had been going so fast that I had too much momentum.

I continued to spin and skid down I-10. I waited for a tree to stop me and close my eyes forever. I knew I was absolutely screwed.

Then, the spinning stopped. I was facing backwards on I-10. At that hour, in the middle of nowhere, there was no one else around, thank God.

I turned around, pulled off to the side of the road and slept about 4 hours. I came home to my girl's house, at like 7:30, and she was waiting for me. I was pretty pissed, so I just jumped into bed and racked out for a while.

Lucky me that night.

Matt


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The Canadian Oak

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posted September 06, 2000 12:39 PM

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last summer i tried to jump a car on my bmx, i came up a bit short on my back tire and i flipped 30 feet down teh road got all cut up and was in the hospital for a few weeks,it sucked

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WODIN

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posted September 06, 2000 01:19 PM

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Train hopping, almost got my head cut off once when I lost my balance and fell from the train handles I was trying to catch.

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