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Monster

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posted September 01, 2000 09:27 PM

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Lets list some of our most embarassing gym moments. I'll get the ball rolling...

Ok, Im doing calf raises on the smith machine on a platform. 6 plates on each side, huffing and puffing. Being on a platform Im real high up, and have to rack it on the top pin. So I finish the set, and swing the hooks in to rack it.
I step back, wipe the sweat off my face, start to turn, and KAAAABOOOOMMMMM!
The whole bar, 12 plates and all go tumbling to the ground. Everyone, men, women, aerobics bunnies, even kids in the child care area are looking over staring.
Im in shock.
There was no way to play it off cool.
So I say "Hmmm... damn" and got a drink of water.


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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted September 01, 2000 09:29 PM

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I remember doing s.l.deads once on a step, about 8 inches high.....well, I was quite full
of myself that day and overly confident.....after having done squats and a few other leg
exercises, I thought hey, I'm not tired, I'm doing more....well, when I did the deads, I did
about 5 and then fell on the step on my ass, sitting up, bat across my lap....didn't I look
cute.....moron I was...


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PUMPON

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posted September 01, 2000 10:20 PM

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i was doing flat dumbell presses with like the 120's which is heavy as hell for me and i asked a guy to give me a spot and he left me to go get a dam drink, so i head to set them down myself as soon as i put one down the weight of the other one made me go flying off the side of the bench. the dumbell crashed and the manager came up stairs and gave me a lecture on dropping weights, oh ya i go to a pansy ass gym..


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devestation

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posted September 01, 2000 10:42 PM

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at my gym there are always these two kids that come in and do nothing but fuck around the whole damn time they are there. finally one day they were throwing those big ass blue balls around in the aerobic room and shattered two huge mirrors. funny as hell, but i guess they got what they deserved.

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Monster

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posted September 01, 2000 10:47 PM

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Ok, I'll give up a dumb thing that happened to someone else. Actually a dumb thing I overheard and got to watch.

Two young guys. Mabye 16 or 17... theyre doing hammer strength presses and doing 'em too heavy for their ability. The first kid does a set and gets up , the second kid gets on. He pressess, and theirs a "pop" sound. The kid drops the weight and almost cries.
His friend says to him, "Dude, when you feel a pain, that means your about to grow!"
So the kid keeps pressing.
"Pop", Owwwww
"Pop", Owwwww
"Pop", Owwwww

...for three whole sets.


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devestation

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posted September 01, 2000 10:53 PM

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oh shit...thats just to damn funny. i could just see that kid now.


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E M T

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posted September 01, 2000 11:11 PM

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Back when I used to be the skinny high school kid in the wife beater I was doing decline dumbell presses. I finished my set and un-locked my legs from the bench. Instead of sitting up, I accidently slid down the bench, fell on my ass, and almost hit myself in the face with the dumbells. The whole gym was laughing at me.


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JustinM

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posted September 02, 2000 12:09 AM

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monster that is some funny shit~!!

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SavaGe1

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posted September 02, 2000 12:12 AM

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I had just picked up some gear (tabs and vials) and decided to to bring them in my gym bag. I thought it would be safer to bring them in instead of leaving them in the car. so after a hard ass workout, I was walking across the gym and wham!!!! all my gears started falling out of my bag. Shit was all over the place. I didn't know what to go after, The lid on the bottle musta came loose tabs and vial are rolling all over the gym floor.


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mac sloan

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posted September 02, 2000 12:12 AM

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Monster that was funny bro.


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mystic_hormones

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posted September 02, 2000 12:28 AM

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I have a nack for finding morons. whether they fart out loud or if some toothpick thinks that letting the bar go to his stomach while bench pressing thinks he is gonna get big or when the guy in the corner drops all the weight I have seen it all. and I have seen those idiot hammer strength pressers too. they need to squat. morons i tell you.

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The best is yet to come
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FLEXMEX

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posted September 02, 2000 02:07 AM

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theres this new personal trainer chic at my gym who i am in love with..so being the mac daddythat i am i talk to her just small talk freindly chat.well i was usin xenidrine during my cutting cycle and that shit makes me sweat like a son of a bitch...i just finished a set and was sittin on the becnh talkin to this chic...i stood up and i look down..i left a pair of big ol' swaety ass prints on the bench..she looked down and laughed...

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