The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Last month, Scientists conducted a study of Viagra. The control group consisted of lawyers and doctors. While both groups took Viagra, the doctors reported no response to the medication. However, the lawyers grew in height.
Researchers are at a loss.