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 POOPING: How many times do you do it per day??
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Am I a fucking mutant or what? I shit on average at least 4(never less) and up to 7 times a day. These are not diarrhea. They are honest to goodness victory shits. Thats why I always carry baby wipes with me.  ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 738 |
YOU ARE CHAMPION!!!!(said with bad kung-fu overdub) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 83 |
4 for me also. I think it might be the protein. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 47 |
Wow!!! 4 times a day!! Im jealous...I love to poop! Sounds gross, but i do...It makes me feel so good..but i only go once a day, in the morning, after my coffee , before my shower... | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2038 |
1-2 a day....i remember whn i dieted down..crapping was a victory in its self....but i pee like a madman. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 285 |
Why am I answering this question? Just once a day, like clockwork, 9:00 A.M. every morning. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
I dunno, once or twice a day like a normal person. What kinda question is this? U wanna know the color and size of my shit too? jesus christ. haha ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 724 |
I poop 4 to six times a day. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 25 |
2-4 times a day. Mostly hard shits that stink pretty bad. Tuna fish makes me smell like a sewer. Ever get a sweaty shit?? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
Ok....we've talked about anal sex and now on to shitting...I fear next the topic will be felching...then I'm gonna get sick... I poop about an average of 3 times/day....sometimes if they is real big and hard, I get off on it........then that's 1 orgasm that da out of the way!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2038 |
hahaha shit Lisa..and i mean that in the good sense of the word.. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
I hate it when people have to talk about this. It is unpleasant topic. I hate it when people announce that they are going to do it. Like I want to know. I wish we never had to do this. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
why shoulders? Are you not regular? Are you constipated and bound up? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
Pooping is God's way of keeping us all humble. I do it once or twice a day. If more, it usually means I'm sick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 780 |
once in the a.m. lisa can i watch you! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 265 |
I poop about 4 times a day....what a cool topic.I love this board! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 829 |
um okay... ????? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
Just to prove that I will talk about anything. 4-5 a day most times, except when dieting down and then I'm lucky to have that one eyeball-popping-john-the-wad-size-god-kill-me-now-or-bust-an-artery SHIT! Lisa, I'm pissed, you get to get off and I scream for mercy! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 208 |
For those who think excessive pooping is bad: You should poop once for every meal you intake otherwise you may have a colon problem going on. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 272 |
i poop twice a day and both occur early in the morning my first poop happens as soon as i get to the gym before my workout my second poop happens when i get home from the gym and then i hop in the shower and get all fresh and clean i love this place | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 132 |
first the farting topic and now this !! whats wrong with u guys !!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
Seems incorrect, WannaBeBig. Your intestines are so long that one cheeseburger and a coke ain't gonna fill you up and make you poop. It's economies of scale in effect! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
Poop?? What is it with people these days?? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 338 |
when bulking up and im loaded with carbs it like 4-5 times a day. when deiting with no carbs in me ill be lucky if i hit 4 times in one week ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 205 |
anywhere from 2-3...but i must pee like 20 times per day at least....creatine does that for me peace ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 906 |
Ummm...I guess I should visit a colon specialist....I poop like once every 3 days...  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 272 |
more on poop got this from t-mag..... About the "Body Cleansing" thing from "Craig" in last week's Reader Mail. Whether or not colon cleansing is worthwhile, the process has a beneficial effect on your poo habits (I'm talking Metamucil here, not some highbrow holistic hogwash). At the risk of revealing too much about my rigid toilet training at the hands of a Japanese Army General, I wrote a song about it. Here it goes: "The Straight Poop on Poop." We have very few things that we all have in common. Sure we all need to eat and sleep, but we like different foods, and dream about different things. But there is one thing we all do in similar fashion. We defecate. Whether you prefer to call it shitting, dumping, making plah-plah, doody, dookey, dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, or pinching a loaf, feces is the universal glue that binds humankind together. Although we all do it on a regular basis, the subject of poo is not discussed. This leads to ignorance, and subsequently, few of us do it well. Bad wiping habits and poor diet lead to lots of poo-related problems, like hemorrhoids, irregularity, that not-so-fresh feeling, and according to some, even colon cancer. In Outer Space, Does Poop Smell? One of the best things you can do for your butthole's happiness is to take a fiber supplement. Make sure to buy the big tub of orange-flavored powder, and not the pills, as they provide roughly the same amount of fiber as donkey testicles, and that's not much. The super part is that the orange powder tastes like TANG, so you can pretend you're an astronaut � a really old astronaut that needs a fiber supplement. The benefit is twofold: first, your poo will take on a drier, smoother consistency that leaves very little wiping detail. Often, all that's needed is a safety wipe just to make sure. And secondly, the extra fiber allows you to evacuate more completely, whereas before, you would take an incomplete shit, leaving some of the doo-doo in the hoary netherworld between the intestine and freedom. Some call it Connecticut. Poo trapped here can squish its way out, leaving you with "swamp ass:" the wet and not-so-fresh feeling your butthole gets from time to time. So, use Metamucil. I take a big spoonful thrice daily and my ass is like one of those tennis ball launching machines that fires off a nice dry, furry, neon-green turd once a day. Mayor McCheese is a Deceitful Whore Eating lots of cheese is a form of asshole abuse. Eat a half pound of mozzarella and see if your poo doesn't come out like roofing tar. Forget the Charmin, reach for a wire brush and paint thinner. Jeeves, Get My Velvet TP You wouldn't masturbate with sandpaper, so why would you wipe your ass with low-grade toilet paper that's abrasive enough to scrape the graffiti off the walls of the truck-stop toilet stall that you pilfered it from? If you're going to cut corners, quit school and buy a fake diploma, but don't buy budget TP. I recommend Charmin Ultra. To conclude, the toilet is a toilet, not a study. You should be out of there in a minute or two, not going in with your smoking jacket and pipe to read Ayn Rand books. Treat your ass well. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 468 |
BlackHaus-This is the Fiber Police. You need some oat bran and asbestos fiber chunks. How much do you eat? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 906 |
Um, I eat everything in sight...nothings wrong with my fiber intake...Ii've always been like that...i guess it just varies from person to person! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 251 |
i usually go 4 times a day but once i got up to 9 it hurt like a mother fucker i asked the doc he said its cuz of high protein ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
Dirk, I was cryin' from laughing so hard at that post! Am I alone, or is it nearly impossible to wipe enough?? [This message has been edited by Dough White (edited September 03, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
Lisa nice one. but does traffic the other way also work..? Me once a day..! about 6:00 or 7:00pm sometimes its twice a day but that depends on how much i eat and how many shakes i have..! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 108 |
I am going to add that phrase into my vocabulary..."victory shits" hehehe I am a once or twicer myself. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 468 |
BlackHaus-Thats odd. The chicks who move their bowels every 3rd day usually eat like birds. Good. I am glad to see that you eat. Do you eat alot if you are hungry and you and a date are out to eat? I hate when guys bitch at chicks for eating. As long as the person works out and isnt eating a loaf of buttered bread and desserts then whats the problem? Arrggh. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
2-3 times a day! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 906 |
Kneepads, I eat more than I have seen any other girl consume...my mother tells me that its not normal to not poop everyday....apparently for me it is! ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
"He called the shit 'poop'!" -Billy Madison | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 390 |
I'm with Blacky, once every FEW days. poopin question wtf? ------------------ |
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