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 Who's the Cheeziest?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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i bet thick dawg wears spandex when he works out and has a "GOD'S GYM" string-T....hahahaha god's not gold's....you cheesy christian athlete...     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
oh yeah, and rotten drives a lowered civic with a "fear this sticker".... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1067 |
Was that a joke or are you serious? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 129 |
I bet Bill walks around with a nice big hole cut out in the back of his shorts, you know, for easy access. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
its all in fun....im just bored and looking for whats cheezy as hell around the globe... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
i bet you drive an iroc-z and wear lots o gold.... | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 23 |
Rotten can drive a civic as long ass it doesnt have those 13" "pimpin aint easy" gold wire daytons on it! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
them are dope | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 455 |
gold kleenex boxes are cheesy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
still having snow's single "informer" in your console...thats cheesy.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
nugget watches and coogi sweaters.....fess up flexb.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 455 |
When you see brothas and wiggas with one pant leg rolled up or cut off at the knee ... really cheesy ... 'sup everybody | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
If you still own and proudly wear IOU clothing..your definitly cheesy! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1067 |
....naw Bill......What about a Gucci sweater with some British Knights. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
hell yeah....thowin out the old school "blood killas"...and as long as the sweater was bought at a swap meet, it is code name: cheezy | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
Yo rocky! Just seen one dem wigga ass beaaaches today yo! Brova had his shit all rolled up like he in da ghetto and shit! Fake ass nigga even had a Mr. T starter kit wit a ma-fuckin gold mercedes medalion hangin from it! Lil bitch drove away in a escort wit some fatty's on it and CD hangin from da mirror. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 257 |
polyester...polyester is cheesy....cheesy as a stick | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
as long as homeboy had the pencil thin molester mustache...he will be forever known as "sir cheese-it-up".... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
ill have to disagree with lisa....old school fly collar poly shirts are the bomb.... showing your tits at a concert....female cheezy... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1067 |
How about one of those crown air fresheners in the back of my Grand Prix. I have some curb feelers too. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1781 |
Typical muscle wear is cheesy, the fanny pack, the mutliprint baloon pants, and whatever they were to hide the no hair. I also think lil 2pacs are cheesy, you know the lil muthaf'ers that runaround with the rag on their head, one pant leg up, stroll like their holding something, and weigh about 90 pounds dripping wet. Just about anyone who thinks they are too cool to treat anyone else with respect and sincerity is cheesy as hell - reminds me of high school. Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
flexb, that is so overtly cheezy, it borders on cool....now if the brother in question is wearing his hair in a fashion that requires activator....thats soul cheezy... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
"lil 2pacs"...good one....what about the wanna be triathletes who wear those speedo-running things on the treadmills...i didnt pay good money to have to look at that... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
How about beer drunkin, toothless, saggy titied, black lace tank top wearin smelly biker bitches...Live to ride, ride to live. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1067 |
Some of the gang bangers in South Central still wear Jheri Curls, but I won't be the one to tell them that shit is played! OK...how about chrome fender trim....now that shit is played. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1781 |
SB just reminded me of cheese I used to see at my old gym wich sucks (LA FITNESS) The dumb asses who go to the gym in their doctor pants and name tage and everything - I imagine they maybe just got into med school and are proud but WTF? I used to take taekwando (SP) I never wore my karate shoes and outfit to the gym. Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
you guys are killing me....chrome fender trim that is peeling off...how about guys in the gym that wear a tank top with something over it, and wait until they are pumped to take the overshirt off...oh god, that extra half inch on your bi totally hides your fat hairy stomach... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 781 |
There a guy who cruiese the hood and he has this shit on the side of the car. Some kinda of chrome sticker along the door panels. It say's "get in bitch". I just crack up everytime I see him. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
if you work at TGI Fridays...you are cheezy....whats up with the frilly-ass suspenders and all the damn buttons...no amount of money could make me degrade myself like that....you are the bossmans little bitch, now do the dance suspender boy... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1067 |
Hey Cleaner....does he have one of those liscence plate holders with the revolving lights? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1781 |
license plate frames: "GAS, ASS, OR GRASS...NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE" seen in a ghetto near you. Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
how could we forget the lights-under-the-car thing...or when people lower four wheel drive vehicles and put low profile tires on them...thats smart... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1067 |
Bill: That's the ultimate oxy-moron "A lowered 4X4 Truck" ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1781 |
TD just reminded me of something here is the ultimate cheese: http://rubberburner.com/ Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 658 |
bills's from Alabama and he's talking about us being cheesy. I visited special_bill one day when I was out doing charity work. You know, taking food to the poor families. I saw the address he gave me, but I wasn't sure which trailer it was. I asked this drunk guy sitting on a tire and he said "Yeah bills my brotha. We lives in the on wit da blue ruf and no door" I said thanks and put a quarter in his can. I walked down following the open sewer ditch leading to their house. The blue roof that his brother talked about was actually a tarp to go over the roof where it had rusted thru. There wasn't a door so I kicked one of the 12 dogs lying under the porch to get someones attention. A ...well I'm not sure what the hell that was, man or woman came to the opening and yelled "We dun paid you uns two months ago for da rent. We'll pay again when another relative dies and we can sell their trailer." I assured uh, it that I was just here to see special bill. It said that he would be arriving any minute now. I know know why he's called special bill. The short bus pulled up, and this green toothed, big eared, one legged gimp got off. He was wearing a pair of parachute pants, had glasses but with only one lens and tape holding the earpiece on, a flannel shirt buttoned all the way to the top, and a stocking cap. This would have been, well good for winter I guess, but its August and 105 degrees out. He invited me in, but I haven't had a rabies shot in awhile so I declined. He wanted to show me his weight set, said maybe we could work out together. I thought that would be OK, so we jumped over the sewer ditch and walk to the junkyard. Well it really wasn't a junkyard, but where they parked their cars. bill had tied a broken broomstick to a rock on both ends. It must have weighed about 100 lbs. I asked him if this was his curl bar, and bill said "Shucks no. Thats my bar for doing them bench presses" He laid down on a few milkcrates he pushed together and asked me to hand him the bar. I put it into position for special_bill and he slowly lowered it to his chest, and paused. I thought this guys got great form, using slow movements to get the best resistance. After a few minutes he started turning purple, so I helped him lift it up. After about 15-20 minutes when he caught his breath he told me he hadn't had his test yet for the day, and thats why he was lacking. I thought OK, I guess I could see that. I followed him over to where his dog was, thinking that he hid it where his dog could guard it. What I saw next will never escape my mind no matter how hard I try. Special bill started blowing his dog. He jerked it off until its lipstick came out and he started sucking as hard as he could on that thing. After a few seconds that dog started panting and making funny noises and came in bills mouth. I backed up a few feet and told special bill that I was going to get something out of my car for him. I ran as fast as I could back to where I parked my red 2000 Jeep Wrangler (I had just given the civic with the "fear this" sticker on it to TDs mom so she wouldn't have to walk to the whorehouse anymore) and floored it out of Alabama. I might be cheesy, but damn special_bill that was fucking sick. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rotten (edited August 31, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
i just shit upon myself with laughter.... god bless people like rotten and willing coon dogs everywhere.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
I think anyone wearing camouflage who is'nt carrying a gun is pretty cheesy. Slopain your crazy if you think Curry is cheesy. I once asked him for an autograph, instead he autographed my Girl's snatch, then smacked me in the head and went on his merry way. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 709 |
ill beat you like curry did buddy lee... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
I got a cheesy joke for ya. What does Rotten's mom do after she gets done sucking cock?
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 909 |
Rotten has a truly warped mind...and I mean that as a compliment. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 658 |
She's got to clean all the fucking chicken I eat one way or another. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 892 |
Rotten, Funniest thing I have read in a LONG time..LMAO!!!!!!!! ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 83 |
About the cammo, I think a girl with a really nice stomach wearing a cammo shirt that is way too small looks pretty good. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I think those Zuba pants that everyone used to wear are super cheezy!!! And how bout the pic comb in the fro? And when parents dress there kids alike. I was at walmart the other day getting some toothpaste and shit and this family came in. Mom, Dad, and two little boys. They were all wearing camoflage. I mean....dressing your kids alike is bad enough....but the whole family?? Give me a break!!! That's just weird!! ------------------ -"If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been." -Jack Handy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 923 |
That was funny as shit Rotten. Hahahaha!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 299 |
you guys fuckin crack me up | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
Any pickup truck lowered is crap what is the point. Build em big or dont drive them. I love big thick meats on trucks. I drive a 86 CJ-7 with 36in super swampers and every time I see a rice uburner or a lowered truck I want to roll over the top of the fucker. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 934 |
Monkee has a 1978 Goodtimes van with one of those king crown smell good things on the dash and bright pink 3 inch long fuzzy hair carpet throught. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
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