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 how big is your dick?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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let the games begin     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 652 |
Yeah Lisa, how big is yours? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
i rent mine out to the board of education....let the kids have something to play on.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 632 |
Brothas don't measure their dicks. We just look down and say the shit is big. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
who said movie theatres had popcorn in sizes: large, extra-large, and my dick... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 236 |
It's freakin 13-14inches long......hung like an elephant...aint no baby elephant either  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
c'mon fuckers...i wanna hear about building permits and planes going down....my friends love this shit... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 584 |
I accidentaly poked Mr Muscle in the eye with mine awhile back. Im in Tx, he's in Norway... get the pic | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 652 |
Nice work Lisa, that was funny as hell! LOL | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 591 |
Mines is like a new born baby. yeah>>> (14" 14.7oz) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 652 |
I was actually going to let mine totally hang out, but I was afraid that someone might run over it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
you mean you could rent it out as a portable speed bump...nice.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
Put it this way, I use a hoolahoop for a cockring. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 485 |
how do you keep it out of the water when you sit down to go to the bathroom?  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
how about, when i get hard, we go into def con three... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1003 |
Depends on the blood surge. ------------------ "Indica Strains are a Blessing" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
mine influences the tide | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
Last time I busted a nut, the entire Eastern seaboard was flooded for weeks. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
you mean its so big pizzamans wife runs in fear?... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1100 |
i need to keep a wheel barrell in front of me at all times ..because the fucker gets heavy after like 5 seconds of carrying it on my shoulder
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
Actually, she usually busts out her surfboard and hangs 10. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
damn romeo....i figured you'd call yours "the third rail"... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 895 |
TD - LOL...hulahoop for a cock ring... Gee - I noticed no one answered...wonder why??? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
My Dick is so big and long that I had to get it a social security card and claim it as a dependent because the government wouldn't just believe it was simple my dick. My Dick now works weekends as a roller coaster track at Six flags Baltimore. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 75 |
ROFL!!!! Nothin' bad with having your dick work for ya!!!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
We were all waiting for you to post your measurement Sky, so we know what we're up against. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 75 |
I have a 2 liters cock ... got milk? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 895 |
I'm happy to share TD...which measurements are we talking?? ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1999 |
have you ever heard the term "the great white"?? well here he is ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 42 |
my dick is so big I'm already fuckin a girl tomorow ------------------ [This message has been edited by burndaddy (edited August 30, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
i think burndaddy wins....his dick warps the space-time continuum.... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
thank you, thank you very much i would also like to thank all of the runners up, remember keep pullin for yourselves. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
bill, that was me who said movie theatres had popcorn in sizes: large, extra-large, and my dick. I got some new ones. Here we go... My dick is so big it's got its own dick. Peace | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
i like the last one.....im sure you dick only fits on IMAX though, right?... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
correctomundo... | ||
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Novice 
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My dick isnt that big but it is as hard as chinese algebra. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 738 |
Mine has taken out villages and small cities. Nothin to brag about seeing as how someone up there poked MM in the eye, but I've busted loads that make the Great Flood look like a puddle. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 895 |
LMAO Stumpy....ha ha ha on that last one!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
uh oh...burndaddy was just overthrown... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
my dick is soooo big i have to start fuckin tuesday to nut on saturday. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 388 |
only 1 inch rock hard!! from the ground that is. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
my dick is so big when i get hard i pass out. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
my dick is so big fat ladies use it for shade. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 132 |
I've got nothing on a two inch mouse  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 86 |
I know I'm late, but my dick got here 10 minutes ago! -Warik | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
MY DICK'S ACTUAL SIZE: Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 692 |
hahahaha...LMFAO at stumpy..the undisputed king of the dick joke... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 738 |
Smooth: Is it that thin too? j/k. Squirrels climb up my dick looking for a couple of nuts. [This message has been edited by Rexie317 (edited August 30, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
My dick's so fucking big that it's gravity well will eventually suck in all the galaxies resulting in the end of existance as we know it. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
nah bro, thats only the side of it. I couldn't fit the rest on the page. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
My dick's so goddamn big that if you could step outside existance, all the matter, planets, galaxies, universes would be in the shape of a penis, and that penis is mine. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 249 |
im still reeling mine in | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 246 |
around 7.5 inches i wont lie,its good enuff my girl likes to play with it ------------------ Milk is for babies, when you grow up drink beer [This message has been edited by The Canadian Oak (edited August 31, 2000).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
my dick is so big that dogs think its a tree wood and pee on it. my dick is so big that i�ve to rent doble bed rooms one bed for me and one for my dick. my dick is so big it pays his own taxes. my dick is so big that people allways say, look a dick with a body attached!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
7.5 here. The funny shit is it was my girlfriends idea to measure it... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 430 |
Why lie? If a girl told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, I'd have to fuck her 4 times and punch her in the mouth. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 46 |
Oh shit!!! That was funny T-Bone LMAO All I can say is it helped me get my job. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 135 |
the last time I pulled out my dick put a dent in the moon!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
Thanks bill...My dick has better credit than I do. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
mine's so big, NASA launched a space probe to find the end of it | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1999 |
you are standing on mine ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
I need a blood transfusion to get a hard-on. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 662 |
not big enough thats why my wife luvs 3 somes. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
4 inches;-( | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
titanic crashed into my dick. your mom says is big enough. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
titanic crashed into my dick. your mom says is big enough. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 2 |
And to think I've heard it's boring around here. It's nice to see so many active imaginations in one place. Makes for some good reading | ||
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Novice
Posts: 6 |
About six inches.......when viewed from space. |
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