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 ANYONE GONNA BRING UP THE BETWEEN THE SHEETS ELITE FLEET BANGATHON
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| Author | Topic: ANYONE GONNA BRING UP THE BETWEEN THE SHEETS ELITE FLEET BANGATHON | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 970 |
SO HOW DID WE ALL DO THIS WEEKEND
PEACE ROMEO ------------------      | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1848 |
Fucked the girlfriend everynight from thursday through sunday. Don't even remember doing it on Friday night, we got so hammered. Woke up and there were 3 condom wrappers and used devices on the my bedroom floor. So we decided to have an encore. Nothing sadomasochistical to report, though. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 426 |
Someone told me that prego women are hornier, but I never believed them until this weekend. I woke up Sat. morning to a blowjob, had sex in the shower, got back from the lake and had sex again. Sun morn., same thing., sex in the shower, sex in bed that afternoon, and she attacked me at bedtime. My socks are feeling left out. If this keeps up, I'm selling my stock in Wal-Mart tube socks. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 847 |
I wasnt going to bring what you are about to read up but fuck it, I was even going to start a new topic on it, something like the Most Disgusting Smell in my opinion type shit. Here it is, my usual girlfriend smokes ciggarettes so no matter what your going to smell the ash tray effect. Anyway she wanted to cum a different way, she wanted to give me a BJ while I rub my fingers in between her lips, anyway it fucking took her 50 minutes to cum(it was completely boring, I watched half of the movie HEAT while she was performing), my hand was numb and she is still just sucking away, ok finally she cums after 50 minutes of sucking and fondling so now its my turn to bust a nut right, wrong, I took a 2 minute break to piss , went in to her bedroom where she assumed the doggystyle position, put on a condom and this fucking awful, grotesque smell of dried spit(from 50 minutes of BJ), ash tray and the smell of a rubber, lets recap -dried spit(gross), ash tray breath(from ciggs) and the smell of a rubber all mixed together, this was the worst smell I have ever fucking encountered, simply disgusting, I instantly turned flaccid and couldnt perform, damn this was a horrible experience. Had to edit to add I immediately jumped in the shower and scrubbed for a solid ten minutes. ------------------ [This message has been edited by havoc (edited August 21, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1479 |
Rough weekend Havoc. Thats what my fake a nut for bros was all about. Like 2 seconds then "ohhhhohoh my gooodd" <fake snoring> Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 116 |
Nada...... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 977 |
[email protected] come up with some funny ass stories! I think the most disgusting smell is dried up female cum between the ass crack when you are doing her doggystyle. That shit makes me fucking limp and nauseous! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1870 |
nothing...story of my life :P ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1848 |
Damn Havoc and Flex. If only these chicks were on the rag... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 491 |
bj on the way home from the IFBB show on sat night then laid it down when we got home and regular sex on sun night. DAMN King K is a big mofo! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 297 |
Got really fucked up on Friday night and passed out before I could get any. Had sex all night on Sat w/ my girlfriend. Had a "friend" of mine come over Sun morning and hit that shit. Saw my girlfriend again last night, and banged her twice. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 312 |
I'm just not hungry anymore.. what a topic for lunchtime! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 696 |
Havoc - you dah man -- awffffull Why is it that I don't want to have sex after leg day (sat). Just didn't even have the desire. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
That was some sick shit havoc, damn. natta here | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1315 |
Hello, my good son! LOL I am right here with you, I am still "saving" myself. I am starting to think something is wrong with me, but I just have NO desire to have sex with anyone right now. It has been over 2 weeks now! Wonder how long I can go without! Maybe I will go join the convent! Think they would take me???? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 970 |
D LADY COME TO NEW YORK AND ILL SEND YOU BACK TO THE CONVENT SMILING EAR TO EAR..LOL WELL FELLAS....WE WILL HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEKEND
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
I got none, just like the past 3 months...  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 186 |
You realize how this all sounds? This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy got laid...  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 426 |
This little piggy got roast beef, cuz I'm fuckin tired of chicken | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 312 |
Dlady how about another trip to the bookstore, but this time in a nun's habit... that would be hilarious! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 605 |
I nailed the blind girl Im seeing. Thats it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
OOOOOOOOOOOOO SUPERDAVE! I thought you weren't seeing her anymore. ??
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 426 |
No, hes still seeing her, she just doesn't see him. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 186 |
Aw that's bad man. I thought of posting that joke but you beat me to it. |
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