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 WHO ADMITS TO DOING HOOKERS??
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 849 |
COME ON. WHO HERE HAS PARTAKEN IN THE WORLD'S OLDEST FORM OF BUISNESS? WHAT WERE THE CIRCUMSTANCES AND YOUR EXPERIENCE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLEY, DO YOU RECOMMEND IT!?     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 146 |
for b.j. only!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 185 |
not only have i drilled one i ate her out too | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 31 |
My opinion is: 1. Why pay for something thats free?! 2. You could get a disease (protected or not, that scares the shit out of me) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 569 |
I almost paid for one when in the military but I was able to get laid on my own that night. That was the only time the thought ever crossed my mind. I do have one question. WTF would you eat out a hooker???!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1110 |
I just did it one time 1985 my prom nigth. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1389 |
yep, thailand. had fun though it wasnt like banging with a gal that you like. kindof clinical, for lack of a better word. had 5 HIV tests in the past 4 years so im good and jimmy wore a hat. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1037 |
im with bam why pay for something that is free...i would never unless i could never find any ass,.....but that will never happen ... 
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1389 |
ass is never free, always a price. deny it if you want, but only one nighters MAY be free, but are you sure you are clean after? no accidental pregnancy? always risk, always a price. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 787 |
twice and yes frackal , i absolutely recommend it. theres no woories about pleasing the broad and shes there just for you (unless you get two and make em dyke out) the first time i nailed her in the arse so hard i broke my buddies futon , the second time me and a buddy had a race to see whod finish first. i won , lasted a mere four minutes. fastest fifty of that hoores life. GO FOR IT | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
Ok, ok...you do have to work a little if the its worth the trouble, but otherwise it is free...and at least you can't die from accidental pregnancy. All I'm saying is play it as safe as possible! I think hookers rank pretty high on the risk scale. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 732 |
Dirk, you are one nasty mofo. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1013 |
Never had....never will. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 201 |
I can proudly say as a sailor I have!!! I have a girlfriend who is a supermodel so I have no problem getting chicks especially here in spain but sometimes you don't wanna have to listen to all the bullshit that comes with a girl sometimes you just need to fuck. Oh yeah btw whore houses are legal here in spain, if you are ever in Jerez, Spain stop by "Club 96 / Don Tico's" you wil not be dissapointed plus our american bucks are really strong pussy is only $32 for 20 minutes and who needs more time if you arent worried about her... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1074 |
Shit, if i were a sailor i wouldn't have many choices... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 201 |
roflmao ok that doesn't make much sense. I am stationed on land here in sunny spain where some of the hottest women in the world come from. I need to get a damn scanner so I can scan some pics of my girl. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 731 |
Went to a whorehouse when I was in mexico. I ate her out also. ------------------ Bros before Hos | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1595 |
Nope, but nuthin gainst you guys hitten em. I don't think youd have to pay to eat a girl out though. I can send some your way if thats all you want from em, haah Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 849 |
Hahaha! DAMN!!! Some of you fuckers are sick!! Eating out a whore! Can't think of a skanier puss than that. Oh well, whatever blows your load I guess eh? | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
I cant resist posting to this. As I have had the pleasure of being fucked by 2 hookers. Years ago i lived right next to the redlight district. (Hey it was cheap!) Anyway i'd split up from my girlfriend & was floating home from my friends place, when i pass this gorgeous half-cast girl. Seeing as how i wasn't getting laid I thought wtf. She had somewhere we could go & i parked outside. As I handed over the money a police van started coming towards us and as i looked around the hooker had fucked off. So after 10 mins of saying "No officer, I didn't know hookers were around here. I was just asking one of these nice ladies for directions" they let me go. Now im pissed off so i move my car & go back to look for the hooker with my money, but at the house I see 3 LARGE guys giving me the 'fuck off' look. On the way back to the car one of the other street crawlers saw what happened and convinced me to go up an alley with her for a reduced fee. So i have her bent over down the back of an alley & 3 guys stumble past watching and laughing their tits off. Obviously this is doing enough to kill the mood and after about 3 minutes the hooker gets off says 'Your taking to long" pulls up her pants and fucking legs it. Anyway i pull my pants up and realise that when the hooker pulled my pants down she'd picked my pocket!! Anyway thats how i got fucked by 2 hookers. Cost me about �80 Seriously recommend it. lol. A fool and his money.... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1975 |
Never picked up a hooker. Sounds like a neat idea though. I once fingered a bitch who was giving me a lapdance in a strip joint. I fit 3 fingers in her, then she licked them all clean. I would'nt eat a hooker out with 30 condoms and 3 rolls of cling wrap wrapped around my tongue. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 421 |
Dirk- I ditto El Cubano's response. You have big grapefruits. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 241 |
A Ho gets fucked what like 500 times a night?? And you eat that shit?? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 556 |
Nope, never used a hooker and hopefully never will. But eatting a ho out, you guys gotta be full of shit...please tell me your full of shit OK | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1013 |
I would never eat some bitch out I just met. Especially a HOOKER!!. But whatever floats your boat. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 279 |
I have but it wasnt worth it. Cost a lot too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 234 |
I've done LOTS of hookers b4 and now. I even have a Gf too. Some of ya motherfuker comming on this board crying because your gf left you or some bitch turn you down, when that happen, ya need to go buy a hooker or visit a whore house and EVERYTHING will fall in perspective afterward, I promise you!!!! You won't give "fuck" about who just did you wrong!! A fuck is just a fuck, nothing more, nothing less. FUCK!!!!!..... I can't wait for my next cycle!!! [This message has been edited by Pokemon (edited August 21, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 223 |
ive thought about it but i cant trust them ,i think half of them are cops dressed up waiting to bust you , plus from what ive heard they make you jimmy up if you want a bj , whats the point of that, i guess if i ever did though i would just bang her and screw the bj cause a jimmied up bj does not make sense and if you go raw theres disese potential, so id just bang the lady wit ha jimmy and play it safe but i never will pick one cause like i said seen and heard of to many busts including a friend of mine who was hit up by a hooker whoi was a cop | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
Bro you cant be munchin those hooks, for your sake I hope you were the first client of the day. >>>>BURN<<<< | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 441 |
I know a bitch that gives head for 10$, I go maybe once every 2 or 3 months when I'm piss drunk. I feel so guilty when I wake up in the morning, keep thinking I just contacted an STD or something worse, hate that feeling. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
OK!! Lets keep it real. No matter what you are paying for sex. You take a girl out dinner a club or bar. And maybe you udon't get shit!!! With a hooker you get what you want for a price that is established before hand. You can get a disease just as easy from any bitch from a club as a hooker. Infact hookers are probably more careful because they are in such a high risk profession. They know the risks so they make sure shit is safe!!! Chicks in clubs are different. I can't count how many times I met someone at a bar/club and started fooling around only to start hitting it with no protection. The chick will always be like "don't cum in me!!" A hooker would never let you do that!!! Like that dude said, you always pay, unless it's a one night stand. But you sometime pay for that too. If you happen to see her again and her friends are yelling at you for dogging her out!!! Sometimes yo just want good, dirty sex. No commitment, no having to call and ask how was work bullshit!!! When I was going with my last girl, I fucked a hooker. The sex just wasn't that great with my girl. She was hot, and great for arm candy but not real good in the sex department. So why settle. Have good arm candy, and then go get good sex from a professional. Guys who fuck hookers aren't all lonely, ugly men. Sometimes they are just guys who like to fuck and are not satisfied from thier own girls!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 645 |
Bump, for Dahmer, I like. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 148 |
What about girls in vegas that charge $1500 a night? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 86 |
i done 3 in my time but now that i got my beautifull wife i wouldnt. but if we split well id fuck any bitch if theres a hole u fill it the uglyones goto get fucked too | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 756 |
$1500 a night is not that expensive for an escort. I have close friends who are escorts who get $1200 an hour (that's the high end here in NYC). Yes, I've slept with pros (not my friends mentioned above), many times. Sometimes it's more convenient and fun to have sex on a purely transactional basis. Higher end escorts tend to be very nice girls on the whole, and as far as going down on them, there's nothing wrong with it--the ones I know tend to be scrupulously clean. All the ones I know use protection, so there is a nearly zero chance of getting an STD. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 65 |
BigNate73.... How was Thailand? My friend and I are planning a vacation there. Any tips on what to avoid/look for? We may want to hit some hookers, any advice? Are there plenty of cute non-charging ho's who want to get railed by Americans? For ThickDog.... where is this strip club where the girls let you finger them. I want the exact address. So now I'll add my $.02. I hit a brothel in Nevada. It was called "Madame Butterfly's" and it's like an hour outside of Vegas. You go up to the gate, ring the bell and then they buzz you in. You check in at this hostess stand looking place and then the girls come out and line up for you. You pick out what one you want to fuck. I've heard some of the whorehouses down there are like a bar where you can hang out and flirt with all the girls to see which one you like. I would have prefferred that. Luckily there were a few very attractive girls in my line-up. I picked the tiny, tan little Latina one. I got a sponge bath with titty fuck, hot oil massage, bj and then she rode me like the whore she is. This is the only time I've ever paid for it, but I think she was a good one. She made me feel completely comfortable and natural, like I'd done her a thousand times before. She was a definate pro in the technique department. She completely blew my mind, the best technically sound lay I've ever had. I would totally suggest it to anyone to try at least once. I would do it again. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 234 |
If you want to check to see if they are cops or not just ask them to show you their pussy, (most undercover women/cops won't). Its only fair that you show them your $$$ as well. You only do this if you know she is the one you want. Otherwise, don't wast their time. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1389 |
chemdaddy. its cool out there, just remember this: check the adams apple, if shes tall... be wary. youd be surprised how tricky some of the guys are there. the gals that will give it up for free could be trying to hitch a ride back to the states. could be worth it if you are able to make like a ninja after. only problem is, you arent the first americans there and those gals are hip to that. watch your wallet. good news: the gals there are pretty, and nice too. and smart(they say they are 18,21 etc...even if they arent)hehe. all in all you will have a good time. money goes a long way, haggle for everything you buy. the old line is "the guy up the street was selling these for $_______." or just fiegn interest and then say "nah, never mind". hehe. they quote you prices by typing it in on a calculator and showing you. then you clear it and put a ridiculously low price. and so the bargaining begins. im not sure if its like that with the ladies too though. the place i went to was a HOTEL and it was big. the ladies stood behind a glass and you told the guy up front which one to stand up etc. it was 3 diff prices for how much you got. all had bath before and after. guess it just meant how freaky you could get or whatever. have fun bro. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 277 |
i rented a whore in amsterdam once. i really just wanted to do it for the novelty, but it left me feeling very depressed. the bitch would not let me touch her at all and she even started talking on her cell phone while i fucked her!! made me feel very bad about myself. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 578 |
Never! I have been getting laid regularly since I was 14, so I never had any reason to pay for anything. to each its own I guess. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 247 |
Actually it can be free....yes you pay money, but that is all you pay....nobody gets attached, nobody cheats, nobody gets hurt, nobody cares....it is just sex....personally I would be afraid to catch something....if they develope a cure for Aids and Herpes...or a vaccine, I think I might drill a hooker every now and then though..... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 317 |
Love hookers and there nasty smack holes!!But would only request a b.j and i might let them taste my ass. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 77 |
ok i admit !!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
Think of it like this dirk, by eating her out you indirectly sucked about 100 other guys dicks in the process. Just a little thought. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
OK toby think of it THIS WAY, when you eat your OWN girl out you may ALSO be indirectly eating what the last 100 men left behind!!!! I know many girls who have fucked so many guys they have lost count. They do it for fun, not money. Are they safer to eat out?? The only difference is you KNOW a hooker has been banged alot and your own girl can just lie and say you are "only the second man she ever had!??" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 482 |
Come on man I'm sure Toby's chick isn't YOUR ex. You seem sour on the girlfriend thing, anything you want to share with the board. If your experience with woman has them as clean as a common prostitute then I don't think any of us want to hang in your circle. Don't equate your ability to only be able to pull dirty snatch (which speaks miles about your skills) to others here. By the way if you think eating out your girl is the same as eating out a hooker (who literally probably has fucked a hundred guys)then you have a pile of shit for brains or you live in TJ. 19 posts and talking shit to someone you don't even know, what a fucking idiot you are. I'm waiting eagerly for your sorry ass response. By the way Dirk, You are a crazy mo fo and have balls to tell that one. [This message has been edited by gamer (edited August 24, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
BUMP, just keeping it alive. Trying to see how long you guys will keep on posting. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
Thank god she isn't my girl. You don't know me!! YOu think I am some fuckin Newbie?? Well that shows how much you know!!! I have been on this board and many others for a LONG time!! Do s search douchebag. Look under "dahmer" I had more post then even a loser like you. I am just a facing reality. If you think your bitch is clean as the driven snow think again. Girls want it as much as men. They do it and you will never know. So next time you go down on your girl, maybe you will be tasting a little of me!! As far as my girls, I am sure they are better then anything you might have ever jerkoffed to!! You have no clue. As far as me talking shit, why not!!?? This is a chat board. It is set up for shit talking. So take yourself and your repressed morals and go to the corner and fuck yourself! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 982 |
never done it always wondered??? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 215 |
lol, guess he told u gamer, lol. I would never touch a hooker, there for dirty disgusting people. But I could see the part where there not as much of a hassle, and you always take a girl out too, or most the time, so think of paying the girl as dinner, but I wouldnt touch a hooker, yuck. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 15 |
My ex and I got a hooker in Amsterdam many years ago.She picked her out of a window.Only place I've ever liked to "window shop". hehe,We must've spent a grand easy on this chick over a couple days.Then a couple months later when we were back we couldn't find her.Haha,my ex was like a crackhead looking for that piece of rock that "must've" fallen in the carpet. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 641 |
Nah, most of the ones around my area are pretty tore up, plus there's lots of more than willing college girls..but if I ever get the urge to act out a Vivid video, I might take a trip to the big city...some of these girls actually have websites, and they look pretty damn good! |
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