You know you're a bodybuilder if..

- Your neck size is bigger then your paycheck.
- Your plumbing smells like 10,000 dead tuna.
- You look at the mirror more then the opposite sex.
- You named your dog MET-Rx.
- You did lat spreads at your wedding.
- You cut out on your wedding night because it was leg day.
- You wear baggies to an interview.
- You changed doctors because your last one told you not to lift anything heavy for a while.
- You once slapped a person who told you to "ligten up."
- U quit your warehouse job because they bought a forklift.
- You gave your grandmother wrist wraps for Christmas.
- You shout encouragement to furniture movers.
- You once used the words "serratus muscles" in a pick-up line.
- You use vasculator as a cologne.
- You complain when the gym is closed on Christmas and Easter.
- You use quality and proximity of gyms as the top criteria in planning business trips.
- You've ever been called a pervert for excessively studying glute muscularity.
- You pump your traps for a driver's license photo.

chesty

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"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream."

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Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit.

I've printed this and intend posting it in the gym, thanks..

Bouncer

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Through mud and blood, to the green fields beyond..