I hate it when...

Something of mine catches on something else and jerks me back. That shit sets me off.

People question me about what I'm eating and why.

I see something I know is about to fall and I don't catch it in time and it makes a huge mess.

Basically everything that represents the way people are in this country. This is a big pet peeve of mine. Materialistic, brag about being lazy, follow the fantasy lives of celebrities rather than living your own life, the rebelious attitude about fitness/health I see many KFC customers take, when it's really just that they're fat and trying to justify it, this 'true beauty is only on the inside' bullshit. Jim Carrey was RIGHT! That's just something ugly people say...

-For some reason, when people say 'what are you having for lunch/breakfast/dinner etc... that SETS ME OFF!!!! Especially if it's a family member. I then lecture them on 6 meals a day and that I'm NOT eating dinner, I'm eating 'Meal #5'.

Your turn...

I hate hate getting stuck in a grocery line behind some old douchbag bitch who has 50 coupons.

I hate stuck up sorority bitches who don't put out.

I hate traffic.

I hate fat people who waddle around taking up to much oxygen from the environment.

I hate old people.

I hate bartenders who give me pour me a beer that is 2/3rds foam.

I hate it when dumb stoned jerkoffs drop my bong and break it.

I hat people who cant spell

For those not around earlier, Thick Dog spelled hate wrong. He spelled it H..A..T, thats why he edited it. Thought I didn't notice you changed it TD, huh?

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Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit.

i hate people who spell loser "looser". especially if they are college grads from michigan state.

I hate fat bitches that drive dirty mini-vans.

I hate when I hit all the red lights when I'm late for work.

I hate it when I wash and wax my car then it fucking rains 30 minutes later.

I know there's a lot more, but that's all I can think of right now.

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Peace........FlexB

2. Smilies, thumbs ups, and all the flaming folder shit.

3. Having to cycle steriods, I wish I could just stay on.

I hate it when someone you're talking to suddenly diverts their attention elsewhere without the common courtesy of "excuse me" or "I'm sorry..." I make a point to not do that for it is very disrespectful.

I hate dudes that won't put their damn weights back!

I hate bad grammar. Nobody is perfect, but make an effort because it definitely creates a positive or negative impression (as does one's speech).

And I hate overused corporate buzzwords!!!

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What's meant to be will always find a way.

jealous guys at clubs talking shit about me when i walk by

cock teases

people hoggin db's in the gym

smart ass punks that hang out at the mall or at stores outside trying to intimadate me when im twice there fucking size and would whomp em if i needed to

thats about it oh ya and ppl who piss on teh seat b4 i go in the can and i really gotta shit i dont take time to check the seat

i hate stubbing my toe.

i hate when poeple type in all caps.

i hate when i just put something down and 2 minutes later its gone.

i hate when poeple bitch about stupid shit.

i hate when i go to eat something, and as soon as i'm about to put it in my mouth it falls.

there is more, but i can't think of them.

most guys, they are asses who try to challege me (I GET VIOLENT)

when girl talk, sorry ladies but all girls have a bit of bitch in them and get downright annying at times no matter how nice they are

I can't stand older people that say they could have played pro football, but didn't because they got screwed by someone. They didn't play football past their freshman year of High School. (This one is inside my family, because everyone wants me to go try out somewhere. I don't want to. I am not committed enough to get back into playing shape, and I figure I got 20 or so years to make the Senior PGA. hahaha)

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Weights before dates

Bros before Hos

1) People who say "I wish I wasn't so fat, then I could wear this, do that, see my feet etc... GET OFF OF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

2) Guys with little man syndrome

3) Stupidity

4) Power boats, they always slice off my arms.

i hate people talking to me on the phone about absolutely nothing when i am watching big daddy.

i hate the chicks that will look you up and down yet wait for you to make the move.

i hate the girls that pass out before you have your way

i hate girls who claim to be "pure" yet suck cock like its the last source of chocolate.

i hate girls that dont let you put it where you want.

damn, i hate chicks.

old and fat people who are menaces (too slow etc...)

personal trainers who are stupid

personal trainers who take up 14 machines and think they can because they are personal trainers

spoiled kids

old people who are cheap...

a few more but i cant think now because i am hurting too much

peace

peace

I HATE FAT PEOPLE WHO WORK AT GNC AND SUGGEST THAT I NEED TO TAKE A MULTIVITAMIN.FUCK YOU I DONT WANT YOUR GNC PRODUCTS AND I GOT YOUR GODDAMN MULTIVITAMIN RIGHT HERE.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO DONT SQUAT.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE THE SMITH MACHINE FOR EVERY EXERCISE.

I HATE THE PERSONAL TRAINER FAGGOT WHO ALWAYS TELLS ME TO MOVE MY CADILLAC FROM IN FRONT OF THE DOOR OF THE GYM.

I HATE FAT PEOPLE WHO FILL THEIR GROCERY CARTS UP WITH SNACKS AND THEN YOU SEE THEM BUYING 2 CASES OF SLIM FAST.

I HATE FAT FUCKS WHO BRAG ABOUT THE ATKINS DIET.

I HATE DR. ATKINS.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED TO EAT RED MEAT.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK SUPPLEMENTS ARE BAD FOR YOU.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIFT AND DONT EAT.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO NEVER TRAIN LEGS AND MAKE UP AN EXCUSE OF HOW THEY HAVE BAD KNEES.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO STARE AT ME WHEN I DO CLEANS AND PRESSES.THEN ASK ME WHATS THAT WORK.

I HATE WHEN A FAT GUY WHO WEIGHS 325 AND THROWS UP 330 ON THE BENCH AND THINKS HE IS SUPERMAN.

I HATE WHEN LITTLE SKINNY GUYS INTERRUPT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A SET AND ASK HOW DO I GET BIG.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAIM TO BE EX-BODYBUILDERS.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAIM TO BE EX-POWERLIFTERS BUT DONT LIFT HEAVY ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY ARE IN AN OFF SEASON.WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE ALL MACHINES.

I HATE MACHINES.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DONT USE FULL RANGE OF MOTION.BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED TO LOWER A WEIGHT.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED TO LIFT A WEIGHT THEY CAN HANDLE INSTEAD OF PILING UP THE WEIGHTS ONLY TO HAVE IT CRASH ON THEM.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO POST SOURCES.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAG THEIR JEANS.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO IMITATE EMINEM.

I HATE EMINEM.(GIVE PROPS TO ICP AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA FOR EXPOSING HIM FOR THE WHITE PUSSY BITCH NO TALENT WHINY IGNORANT COCK SUCKING MORON HE IS)

I HATE POOR PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THEY HAVE THE THINGS SHOWN IN RAP VIDEOS.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO PUT RIMS ON TOYOTA TERCELS AND OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SURROUND MY CAR AND WAIT UNTIL I COME OUT OF THE STORE SO THEY CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT MY CADILLAC AND WHERE I GOT IT.SHIT GETS ANNOYING.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE WELL CONNECTED.

I HATE 140 POUND KIDS IN WIFEBEATERS LOOKING TOUGH.

I HATE FAT GIRLS THAT PLAY SOFTBALL.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,CAUSE A NEW DAY WILL COME.SO LOOK TO THE SUN EVEN WHEN THE DARKNESS SHALL COME.

MOMMA MOMMA YOU KNOW YOU RAISED ME WITH NO FATHER FIGURE.I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE.

WHILE ALL THE CRIMINALS ARE IN THEIR COATS AND THEIR TIES,ARE FREE TO DRINK MARTINIS AND WATCH THE SUNRISE,WHILE RUBIN SITS LIKE BUDDAH IN 10 FOOT CELL,AN INNOCENT MAN IN A LIVING HELL...AT LEASTS THATS THE STORY OF THE HURRICANE.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,CAUSE A NEW DAY WILL COME.SO LOOK TO THE SUN EVEN WHEN THE DARKNESS SHALL COME.

MOMMA MOMMA YOU KNOW YOU RAISED ME WITH NO FATHER FIGURE.I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE.

WHILE ALL THE CRIMINALS ARE IN THEIR COATS AND THEIR TIES,ARE FREE TO DRINK MARTINIS AND WATCH THE SUNRISE,WHILE RUBIN SITS LIKE BUDDAH IN 10 FOOT CELL,AN INNOCENT MAN IN A LIVING HELL...AT LEASTS THATS THE STORY OF THE HURRICANE.

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Heavy Duty Weight Lifters
The Only Trophy I Need Is The Blood And Sweat I Leave On The Field

feel free to post those as freely as you like..that is so goddam funny!!

i hate people who know you and they see you ..and they wait for you to say hello

i hate when im on the phone ..and the person im talking with is talking to someone in the backround...

i hate bitches who think there shit doesnt stink..

i hate bitches who think there hot ...and when you see them on the beach there vagina ..is so big -fat-and loose looking through there bikini from being abused so much

i hate people who stick there nose in everyones business

i hate assholes inside clubs who bump into you on purpose then when you say something ..they shit

i hate drunk tough guys

i hate drug addicts

i hate when people dont appreciate what they have

i hate people who are spoon fed by mommy and daddy there whole lives

i hate people who stare

i hate those pussies who were on my football team who always seemed to be injured during practice then had the nerve to bitch because they didnt get any playing time

fuck i could go forever

peace romeo

i hate fat bitches who put on so much makeup it looks like there a cartoon or even better miss piggy

i hate fat guys at golds who pick up 300 hundred pounds and throw it as hard as they can on the floor to get everyone to look and he still looks like an ass..

i hate the girls who sit on the bikes with 1.25 pound dumbells who do biceps, back, shoulders, chest in one workout while on the bike

i hate it when steelbeat stops posting these funny fat people jokes because ours are nothing like his

peace
keep em coming

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,CAUSE A NEW DAY WILL COME.SO LOOK TO THE SUN EVEN WHEN THE DARKNESS SHALL COME.

MOMMA MOMMA YOU KNOW YOU RAISED ME WITH NO FATHER FIGURE.I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE.

WHILE ALL THE CRIMINALS ARE IN THEIR COATS AND THEIR TIES,ARE FREE TO DRINK MARTINIS AND WATCH THE SUNRISE,WHILE RUBIN SITS LIKE BUDDAH IN 10 FOOT CELL,AN INNOCENT MAN IN A LIVING HELL...AT LEASTS THATS THE STORY OF THE HURRICANE.

kids who run up and down the stairs of my apt complex like its a fuckin playground

parents who let their kids do this

kids

humans that think i want to hear their music too

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Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,CAUSE A NEW DAY WILL COME.SO LOOK TO THE SUN EVEN WHEN THE DARKNESS SHALL COME.

MOMMA MOMMA YOU KNOW YOU RAISED ME WITH NO FATHER FIGURE.I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE.

the fact men's clothes are designed with the unfit man in mind. Buying a suit is a bitch!

1) fat people and all their habits and justifications of their habits.

2) whenever people write your when they mean you're or you are (same goes for their)

3) poor bitches with 15 kids and no job

4) the 15 kids

5) the cola wars

6) personal trainers

7) the supplement industry

8) men under 150 who wear wife-beaters

9) the first 3 weeks of the semester in a college weight room

10) rednecks, white trash, and hillbillies

11) fat chicks who try to hit on me the SECOND I get drunk

12) gang banger white guys from the suburbs

13) the WNBA and its advertising campaign(but I LOVE womens soccer and gymnastics)

14) "I can eat as much as I want because it's FAT FREE!"

15) chicks with beer guts and the stupid guys who buy them the beer
etc, etc, etc

Kids that come into the gym and do not put the weights back.

People asking me why I always eat things that are good for you.

My dog when it pisses on the floor.

A bad day in the gym.

Buying a knew shirt and going home to find out it has a hole in it.

People who are never serious, always fucking around.

Hang up phone calls.

People bumping into me.

I hate when my girl is on her period.

I hate it when I go over my girl's house and her little brother makes me play Playstation for 4 fucking hours straight.

I hate motherfuckers at the club that try and talk to my girl.

I hate that "Country Grammer" song by Nelly.

I hate Dr. Dre's new CD.

I hate fat bitches who think their fine because they have a tan.

I hate fat bitches that have tattoo roses on their titties.

I hate bitches with 3 kids by 3 different guys that try and talk to me.

I hate it when the ATM machine is out of money.

I hate migrains.

I hate Sisqo.

I hate it when my Mom calls me at fucking 8:00 Sunday morning and expects me to get up and talk to her after I've been out all night.

I hate jealous motherfuckers who key your car.

I hate it when the TV guide is missing from my Sunday paper.

I hate people that work every bodypart in one day.

I hate people that don't squat.

I hate it when a female joins a chat board and she gets like 100 "welcome" replys from guys, and when a guy joins, he gets like 12.

I hate that this board takes more time to load now that it has all these new "features".

I hate Chelsea Clinton's buck teeth.

I hate Puff Daddy's buck teeth.

I hate it that Christine Auguilera is only like 16 because I want to fuck her.

I hate it that my gym doesn't have any 35lbs plates.

I hate it when people use aposrophe,s like that.

I hate people who have 10 fans on them when they do cardio.

I hate malls at Christmas time.

I hate when motherfucker's walk around with 1 pant leg rolled up.

I hate people who wear the same clothes to the gym every day.

I hate it when my lifting partner doesn't show up on time.

I hate when the DJ at a club plays the same song about 4 times in 1 hour.

I hate it when women get into fights at a club.

I hate it when I don't have a buzz on at a club.

I hate old folks driving slow in front of me.

I will add more tomorrow.

[This message has been edited by Frackal (edited August 20, 2000).]

jealousy

DUI

religious people that force their's down your throat

christian hypocrites

people that aren't tolerant

beligerant people (you lose by just getting into a fight...)

people that stereotype others

those that can't differentiate between petty and serious problem

corrupt two-faced politicians

people that rag on young guys cause they are just starting to work out

people that complain that they just can't gain weight