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Zebo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted August 10, 2000 03:36 PM
 
My sister sent this to me for my 35th Birthday this weekend. Geez... You're Old When.. "OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN...Your friends compliment on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN...When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN.."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN...An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! hehe Thanks alot sis! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Vitaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 613) |
posted August 10, 2000 03:40 PM
 Man I will be 35 in two months. I hope my sister does not think that way of me. IP: Logged |
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bouncer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 303) |
posted August 10, 2000 04:02 PM
After my last motorcycle crash two years ago my doctor asked me what age I was, I told him 32. To which he replied that "At your age you stop bouncing when you hit the road". I fractured both elbows and my left wrist in the crash. Bouncer ------------------ IP: Logged |
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WannaBeBig Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 156) |
posted August 10, 2000 04:05 PM
"OLD" is when a good stack consist of Geritol and Viagra. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 646) |
posted August 10, 2000 04:07 PM
LOL @ WannaBeBig!  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 531) |
posted August 11, 2000 12:27 AM
haha...funny stuff kram-mark IP: Logged |
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Fitnes1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 201) |
posted August 11, 2000 09:33 AM
I'll be 34 this year, although everyone tells me I look 24.  PS - I married a younger guy, too - he'll be 30 soon! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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