posted August 09, 2000 10:29 AM            

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The dumbest thing I think I have ever done occoured when I was driving accross country in a moving truck. At that point in time I had driven from Pittsburgh to some dank shithole truck stop in Arizona. Almost on "E" I pulled in (driving a 15' truck with a car carrier). I was hungry,weary, and just wanted to get some diesel. I went to start pumping and found out it was one of those "pay inside before pumping deals". SO- I went inside and was waiting while one cashier waited on a whole line of truckers using commercial fuel cards,doing western union,ect. I got pissed off hopped in the truck and left.
I pulled into a station about 5 or 10 miles down the road. I just happened to forget one MINOR detail. I left the fucking diesel PUMP HANDLE in the gastank!!
I got out to pump the diesel and low and behold there is a pump handle hanging out of the tank. I was scared shitless like the station down the road saw it and I would be pulled over by the cops for destruction of property. Part of me wanted to hide it in the truck and frame it- the other part of me threw the fucking thing away and was sweating bullets for the next 60 miles. BTW nothing happened out of this incident. Pretty stupid huh?

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posted August 09, 2000 10:36 AM            

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I saw someone do that once... you're not from Houston are you?

For me at a construction site a few times, and that whole week I was able to walk through the area where some 6 foot glass panels were going to be installed ... and then one day they actually installed the glass panels and I tried to walk through them.

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posted August 09, 2000 10:43 AM         

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I once somehow talked 2 girls into giving me a strip tease in thier hotel room during Spring break in Panama City a few years back, then promptly proceeded to pass out drunk just as they were getting started. When I awoke in the morning they were fully clothed, full of insults, and laughed me out the door. One time, I was so stoned I tried to put a CD into my my VCR.

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posted August 09, 2000 10:49 AM            

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That's it. I want to party with Thick Dog!

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posted August 09, 2000 10:55 AM         

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YMK- so many of my buddies have benefitted from my mishaps with the ladies, it's sick. It's quite embarrassing to tell some of the stories. I slay my fair share, but if I had a dollar for all the one's I fucked up with, I'd be typing this from one of my many mansions.

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posted August 09, 2000 10:56 AM            

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Your Mom,
I did the same thing with my truck that I used to have...the only difference is that the gas attendant chased me down...LMAO

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posted August 09, 2000 10:59 AM            

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A friend of mine had a situation simular to Thick Dogs.. we had a 3way once I was fucking and he was getting head, and he falls asleep! We're goin' at it, getting to the good part, and hear this loud snore!

I've been fucked up before, but not so much where I'll fall asleep while getting a bj, no matter how bad it was!

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posted August 09, 2000 11:33 AM            

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Not sure this is the dumbest, but it's what comes to mind.

Back in May, my work had a Cinco de Mayo party -- complete with mimosas and breakfast burritios. Basically, I was drunk, at work, by 10:30 a.m.

The party was on the roof of our building and when we finished up, I grabbed the serving pan the breakfast burritos had been served in. I didn't realize it was one of those two-piece pans that have warm water on the bottom to keep the stuff on top hot.

Anyway, we all have to take a very tight, narrow spiral staircase back down from the roof. I was the last to go down. Of course, I tip the pan and about a gallon of water spills out and splashes on everybody on the staircase below me! It picked up the dirt off the steps and a couple of my co-workers got drenched in muddy water. I thought it was pretty funny, but at the same time I was embarrassed too... Now, they make sure I go down the stairs first!

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posted August 09, 2000 11:40 AM            

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Well as we know there are big ditches and small ditches usually used for the proper flow of water, I was dating this girl and she hated being with me when I was high because as she put it "I was dangerous", anyway anytime she would say that I was like you dont know what the hell you are talking about, so she is in my car and I am smoking a joint with some crazy govt. grown shit inside it, she is pissed that I am smoking and brings up the usual crap and I basically say fuck off then about 10 minutes later I wake up in a huge ass ditch that I had driven my car into, she was just sitting there waiting for me to wake up and just starts laughing like it was the last laugh on the earth, I luckily can drive out of this ditch (it was big), I then proceed to stop at a store because I needed some carbs and sugar so I asked her to get out and get it, when she got out I left that laughing bitch with her laughing self and I was laughing so hard I hit a parked car and just kept on going to a different convenient store for my carbs and sugar(gatorade). After that incident she wanted to try some herb and now she is one of the biggest pot heads I know.

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posted August 09, 2000 01:48 PM            

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replied to this post...ohhhh i kill myself

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posted August 09, 2000 05:53 PM            

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I was 16 years old at the time and had my licence for about a week. I was starting to drive down this large hill at our local university when i got the great idea of taking the keys out of the ignition and seeing if the car would still run and drive(not thinking at all) as i go down the road starts to swinf to the left. So i start to turn the wheel and then it locks up. i ened up geting into a head on with the universitys utility truck that was going up the hill. I totals this new Mazda my parents bought and I totaled the utility truck also. Thank god the driver and myself noth walked away from that one.

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posted August 09, 2000 08:01 PM            

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Well this isn't a funny one, but the dumbest thing I ever did was try to kill myself, and I still have a massive 5 year old scar on my right forearm from it. that was definately the most far-out, stupid thing I've ever done.

Funniest thing I've ever done, well I live about 15 minutes from the Smoky Mountain national park...there are some 20-30 or so foot cliffs there you can jump off of into the river. I jumped off of that one time trying to dive, rotated to far, and did almost a full flip, except I landed square on my chode and the water just busted up my thong weasle and his 2 bags of luggage so bad i got out of the water coughing, tears in my eyes, and dying laughing while holding my crotch in front of about 5 friends about 40 or so tourists watching us jump.

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posted August 09, 2000 08:42 PM            

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dumbest thing: met a man, fell in love, believed everything that came out his mouth, let him move in, paid his bills,gave him all my love, went broke, watch him leave town, haven't heard from him since, bottom line GOT SCREWED.
my advice: stay away from men.

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posted August 09, 2000 08:49 PM            

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well of course this story starts off with "and i'd been drinking"...on my first date with the love of my life, she kisses me as im dropping her off at her apartment...nice aggressive kiss from her...im real happy now, and am kinda skipping around on the way to my car...in my enthusiastic joy, i decide to jump a flight of stairs...will i make it about 3/4 of the way down and break my leg and ankle...i just sit there laughing (im plastered)..i then have to crawl back up the stairs to her apartment and ask if she will drive me to the hospital...she thinks im the cutest thing ever cause i explain what happened...

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posted August 09, 2000 10:27 PM            

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Well went to a club with a friend smoked the whole ride there about 45 mins,
and then the ride back.He starts asking me if I wanted to drive cause he was tired.I said no cause I was falling
asleep.So he said lets stop and get some coffee.well after we got it and before we drank we both fell asleep
at a stop sign in the WaWA parking lot.Next thing we knew a cop was knocking on the window
Asked my pal how long we've been there we said 5 min.cop said we were there for an hour and that he was
trying to wake us.Needless to say we both got arrested for possesion and parfonalia.

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posted August 10, 2000 06:42 AM            

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Let me first say that my entire college experience was one hell of a laugh...
>>My most embarrassing experience came at Panama City on the pool deck to my hotel. I was so wasted I was to the point where you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off of the face of the Earth. I, being totally gone, decided to be a player and talk to two beautiful women sunbathing. This is how it went...

Bend over to say hello - WOE, HOLY SHIT, THE EARTH JUST FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN: NO WAIT THAT WAS ME. WOW I AM COMFORTABLE, AND I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. SMACK, GET UP, FUCK OFF DRUNK, GET OFF SHIT HEAD. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH. I fell on the two fucking girls... Damn that sucked. It is on tape too.

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posted August 10, 2000 09:02 AM         

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well this just happened recently and it was pretty fucking stupid of me, ok about a week ago I buy this 8 dollar 40oz Smoothie, while I'm sitting in my car, I put the massive drink between my legs while I fasten my seatbelt well, I guess it was a reflex or something cause I sqeezed my legs together and half the drink (20 oz) spews onto my lap and down my leg, all over the seat, so then I get out, set the drink down, and wipe the shit off with my shirt, then I fucking kick the drink over with my foot and spill about another 10 ounzes on the ground, so at this time, I'm pretty much in awe of what is going on, so I take the rest of the 10 oz. and put it on my unstable convertable top, and you guessed it, while I was wiping up my seat the wind blew it over and spilled the rest of it on my top, I had to just stop and realize what just happened I couldn't belive it, I had that drink for about 3 minutes and it was all wasted, all over me and my car.

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