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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 09:46 AM
   Ok, everyone knows that women from time to time tend to fake orgasms, or at least thats what they tell your friends after you dump her. lol Anyways how many of you guys have faked orgasms? I have done it on a few occasions and it is usually when I have been at it for a while, have already cum once or twice, and I am too tired and dont think hte effort of all that sexin will be worth it, so I fake it, then give her a kiss and go to bed. My buddies think I am nuts, because I fake em. I think maybe 1 of my other bros said that he has done this when he was too drunk and he knew he wasn't going to cum. What are your takes on this? Slopain IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1492) |
posted August 07, 2000 09:52 AM
I'll fake it during round 2 or 3 occasionally, just so I can go to sleep. 15-20 seconds of hammering away at some twat can exhaust even the best of us. IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315) |
posted August 07, 2000 09:52 AM
yep- when its time to bounce, i spit on her back and jump out the window... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 09:58 AM
lol @ special bill IP: Logged |
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PimpAssMoFo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted August 07, 2000 10:01 AM
I did several times back when I was working third shift. I'd come home, she'd be in bed. She'd wnat to go at it. I'd fake it about half the time so the bitch would get off my dick and let me get to sleep. Third shift does some fucked up things to your priorities. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 862) |
posted August 07, 2000 10:07 AM
Shit, I faked one last night as a matter of fact! Me and my girl were at it for about 1 hour and I had already came twice. I got up to get cleaned up, and soon as I came back to the bedroom to put my shorts on, she said "Who told you to put your clothes back on, I ain't done with you yet?!". I was already tired so after about another 30 minutes, I said fuck it and made a "I just busted a nut face" and stopped. Sometimes, I'm just too fucking tired! IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 451) |
posted August 07, 2000 10:08 AM
How in the hell does a man below the age of 30 fake orgasim? Why in the hell do you think thats something cool or interesting to share? Its retarded, are you trying to imply that your so grossly oversexed like john holmes whereby oral/vaginal sex with a women isnt enough for you to get your nut? You kids and your tireless pursuit to liken yourselves to porn stars makes my day. Fuckin pathetic. Either A, your fuckin some nasty ass stinkbag hoes, or B. your true sexual proclivites dont revolve around hetrosexual activities. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 862) |
posted August 07, 2000 10:13 AM
Twisted: If you have been with the same person for a long time, you have to fake it every now and then to get them off your back if you're not in the mood. Especially if you had a hard day at work or at the gym, and when you come home, the wifey or girfriend wants to go at it all night and you just aren't up to it. They could be fine as hell, but when you're tired..you're TIRED!! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 10:44 AM
Looks like twisted woke up on the wrong side of no-one this morning lol! listen bro, if you don't understand it don't worry about it, you don't have to come at us like that. Somepeople bust nuts easily, some don't, and some vary. I am one of those that varies, mostly I can cum when I want to but some of the time I can't cum, i got no problems with erection, but I cannot bust. Its usually when I am too tired, have already nutted a couple times, or am too drunk. I think of all the things you could have gotten pissy "is that cool to share?" about this morning I would have headed over to the llama posts. If you don't understand it thats fine, but please don't say that men don't do this. I am 23, I have had tons of sex (now slow your roll their twisted, just stated some facts aint bragging) some have been rats but most of them are pretty damn fine. None have been fat (ok just once but it was a sacrafice for the team thing) So I am under 30, am not a homo, and do love and get beutifull women - and I fake it sometimes. Don't understand it? thats alright just try to ease up a little bro. Slopain IP: Logged |
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PimpAssMoFo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 32) |
posted August 07, 2000 10:54 AM
Well said FlexB and Slopain. I never would have believed guys did it until I did it myself. Sometimes it's just your only recourse. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 665) |
posted August 07, 2000 11:00 AM
I dont understand this round 2 and 3 shit, you guys actually bust more than once, the only time that happend to me is the first time I had sex and hasnt happend since, thats insane, I have never faked an orgasm but any time I just wanted to get a quick nut what I would do is give her some bullshit that rubbers make me flaccid and I dont know how this is going to go(of course I am full of shit, I could get hard with a leather sheath on my dick) so I bang as hard as I can for 2 minutes, catch a nut then lie to her and say damn I am going limp, its just not fair to you, run to the bathroom acting pissed that I cant get hard and flush my used rubber down the toilet, then I book it like Danno! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 11:20 AM
Oh shit, It is hard as hell for me to cum using a rubber. Even those super thin ones, I might be able to cum like 20% of the time with that crap on my dick. I haven't used one in a while. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1492) |
posted August 07, 2000 11:26 AM
You prefer the sponge, 'eh Slo. J/K IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 451) |
posted August 07, 2000 11:28 AM
Your sex requires faked orgasims, thats sad as hell. Whats the point? To please her? Cmon you mofo's arnt about all that. Get a new girl or something ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 11:41 AM
actually thick its usually withdrawl with new girls, and with my GF its the pill. Twisted, I don't need a new girl. She is perfect. I do it so I can get some fuckin sleep or to stop doing unplanned cardio for an hour and a half haha. I think its easier to fake it then to tell her, yes babe I can't cum right now, she will take it personally and #1 wonder why she can't make me come and #2 Try to make me cum (which means more cardio) This isn't the norm but I do do it. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 782) |
posted August 07, 2000 12:11 PM
i have been there slo...shit i never faked it though i just said straight out ...i cant come right now ..so lay of my dick right now before you chaff my shit..lol....it happens...to the best of us...lol
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 606) |
posted August 07, 2000 01:51 PM
I don't understand...why would you fake it at all? Is the whole point of sex for you just to reach the big O? Aren't there ever times when you have sex, don't orgasm and its still wonderful? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1617) |
posted August 07, 2000 01:56 PM
yeah..like when ive wacked it of for 4 hours straight..what a feeling....NOT.. shit man...hope i never have to fake anything ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Bringin_Ruckus Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 49) |
posted August 07, 2000 02:29 PM
never done it...prolly wont believe it till it "Maybe" happens to me...so we'll see bro's IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315) |
posted August 07, 2000 03:18 PM
blame it on circumcision....the exposed head of your penis rubbing around in your underwear all day desensatizes the hell out of it...i could kill my parents for whacking my foreskin...im still looking for it...one day me and "julio" will be reunited on springer and the world will know peace... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 03:42 PM
Ok lets put slo on the grill: Skydancer: My goal when I have sex is to have an O, each and every time. If I dont (and I hadnt already came earlier) then I am not too happy. I think girls and guys might actually be different in this respect b/c I have had girls tell me that they like it even if they dont O. If I haven't came already once, and I am having sex and I do not come I sometimes get blueballs (like a crampy feeling down there) For those that don't believe it, I can't understand why? Im dumbfounded trying to understand why you wouldn't believe me on this, Im not saying I have a 24" dong (although that is also true) I have no reason to lie...Im trying not to get too personal here - but WTF is so hard to believe? I have trouble understanding that you guys can come everytime you stick your dingleling in something warm and wet. Like i said twice already - I CUM MOST OF THE TIME, but sometimes I don't and know I won't (at least without more effort than I want to spend on it) I know this might actually be considered sacraligious to Pizza Man though lol! Hes the only one I am willing to take a flame from on this. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 03:43 PM
I dont know if Special Bill has point or not, but for the record I am circumsized. IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 315) |
posted August 07, 2000 03:47 PM
hell yes i have a point...and it has no foreskin on it...your mighty penis has been forged through tens of thousands of years of evolution...and we, fallible humans, want to alter it..btw...we have the largest penises of all the primates...even bigger than mountain gorillas... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 07, 2000 03:50 PM
I dont know, I thought sex was supposed to be better with the cut head, but what you say makes sense, about desensitizing it b/c it rubs on everything. IP: Logged |
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EliteLifter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 133) |
posted August 07, 2000 04:31 PM
I�m not circunsized (sp?), is that a problem? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Future One Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 154) |
posted August 07, 2000 05:59 PM
WTF??????? IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 606) |
posted August 07, 2000 06:22 PM
LOL Slopain...my goal is to have an O (or several he he he) each and every time...believe me...oh believe me...  BUT if I DON'T I don't fake it...thats what I don't understand...its enjoyable either way and I don't get the POINT of faking...its not a put down to your lover (well unless its ALL THE TIME if you know what I mean)...sometimes thats just what happens.------------------ [This message has been edited by skydancer (edited August 07, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Juicer56 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 350) |
posted August 07, 2000 06:45 PM
well i guess i have to bonus's to not being circumsized..one it feels better and two most women haven't ever seen an uncircumsized penis so when it comes up in conversation well....time for some more test IP: Logged |
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jersey boy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 418) |
posted August 08, 2000 03:39 AM
Dare ain't nothin wrong with faking a nut. Try being married for some ten odd years with a woman you can't stands no more. Fortunately I have since remarried, but even then, there are times when 20 minutes go by, your abs are cramping and you know it ain't gonna happen and with the extra energy expenditure, that you need to get the fuck out of bed and make something to eat to avoid going catabolic. I'm no slouch in bed, just telling ya like it is. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1284) |
posted August 08, 2000 10:38 AM
Thank you, maybe Im just beyond my years haha IP: Logged |
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