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YellowD98
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posted August 07, 2000 06:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for YellowD98     Edit/Delete Message
post your family llama pics below for all to enjoy!

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havoc
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posted August 07, 2000 06:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
I can only agree, llamas, aardvarks, sheep and silver backs.

Save the drama
for your mama
go to the zoo
and bang a llama. Thank You and Good Morning

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Thick dog
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posted August 07, 2000 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
I promised all my honeys I wouldn't post any of their pics, especially since they are all shaved.

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Slopain
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posted August 07, 2000 09:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71360584
I thought I was the only one that fealt this way, Its good to have bros thinking like me. I wrote a lil poem like to hear it, here it go:

ode to wendilla,

your ass is hairy
you smell like shit
I eat out your berry
and give you a good hit
My friends don't understand
the life that I live
but they dont know my plan
and its none of there biz
I like you llama, of this Im sure
I need you llama, Im done with that whore
She never meant a thing to me
Cuz yall know that sheep aint sh*t to me,
As I wrap up this poem
like my sausage before penetration
I just want you to know
I love some ejaculation.
So before you do anything rash
or start thinking your too smart
please realize this llamma
You stole slopains big heart.

This is the only place I feel I can safely share my passion. Thanks for listening to an old softy...

Slopain

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Thick dog
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posted August 07, 2000 09:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Damn, that's beautiful. It's nice to know more Llamas are in warm, caring hands.

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special_bill
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posted August 07, 2000 09:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
you have brought a tear to my eye...maybe ill go cuddle with matilda, my stump-trained heffer, after im done having my savage way with her....

good moooo-rning

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No Laws For the Brave Ones, No Asylums For the Crazy Ones

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special_bill
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posted August 07, 2000 09:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
im sorry...im a bit frazzled this morning...it seems my first cousin / nephew cleetus tried to get to know our bull in the biblical sense....the whole family is in an uproar...we feel he have lost him...why would any sane man try to have gay-bull sex?...we dont cotton to this sort of sick perversion around here...im at a loss for words...and the shame is unspeakable...

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havoc
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posted August 07, 2000 09:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Encore, simply majestic: My friends the
S=sheep
L=llama
0=ostrich
P=penguin
A=aardvark
P=penguin
I=impala(a wonderful antelope)
N=narwhal(a robust, toothed whale)

and thats all I have to say, this individual speaks for himself , a true pioneer indeed.

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Thick dog
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posted August 07, 2000 10:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
You want a serious challenge, try an African Cape Buffalo on for size. Enormous strength and endurance. Grab onto those horns and unleash hell.

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special_bill
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posted August 07, 2000 10:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
yes, the cape buffalo looks at you like you owe it money...

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Slopain
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posted August 07, 2000 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71360584
haha havoc, yeah bro... the llamas move me to write.

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havoc
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posted August 07, 2000 10:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
The cape buffalo looks at you like you owe it money, thats fucking funny Special Bill, thank you for the laugh and astonishment.

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