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MrMuscle
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posted August 05, 2000 03:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
Ok we have done the best, now lets do the worst.

You know what im taking about..those comments that made you laugh, but 2 seconds later you realized how corny they really was..

I just finished watching "Black mask" with Jet Li, wich, for you that hasnt seen it, was kinda a rip of of Bruce Lee's character in the old tv series "The green hornet". well, anyway. one guys hand gets blown of, and the guy gives it to the cops and says "Here, this must be handy evidence" i laughed my ass of, but i still though it was damn stupid.

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The Dude
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posted August 05, 2000 04:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Dude   Click Here to Email The Dude     Edit/Delete Message
This isn't the worst and it comes from a decent film. Towards the end of "Air Force One" when Ford says "Get off my plane" is just too freakin' cheesy.

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lc576
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posted August 05, 2000 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lc576   Click Here to Email lc576     Edit/Delete Message
"nobody puts baby in a corner"

Jennifer Gray was so hot in that flick. Shes not now but then.

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Vanguard
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posted August 05, 2000 04:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vanguard   Click Here to Email Vanguard     Edit/Delete Message
I personally think yelling "Freedom" was pretty tacky in Braveheart. People ate it up though.

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Warik
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posted August 05, 2000 05:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Warik     Edit/Delete Message
Dude, yelling "Freedom" was one of the best lines in Braveheart. If you want a really crappy movie line, then just watch Star Wars Episode I.

"The boy will bring balance to the Force." Balance? There are a billion Jedi... the only way he will bring balance is if he's EVIL!

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Buffed_The_Magic_Dragon
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posted August 05, 2000 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Buffed_The_Magic_Dragon   Click Here to Email Buffed_The_Magic_Dragon     Edit/Delete Message
This is on a similar subject...

Best line by a comedian:

"Just bring me a live cow. I'll carve off what I want, and RIIIIDE the rest home"

by Denis Leary

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vlaovic
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posted August 05, 2000 06:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vlaovic   Click Here to Email vlaovic     Edit/Delete Message
I have to agree with The Dude by about 10000%! I busted out laughing in the middle of the movie theater when I first heard that cheese-weasel line. In fact, I found the entire movie to be little more than cheaply done, cheeseball American propaganda, but very few people seem to agree with me. The general public just seems to swallow that kind of tripe.

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mystic_hormones
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posted August 05, 2000 08:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mystic_hormones   Click Here to Email mystic_hormones     Edit/Delete Message
the lines in austin powers when the guy gets his head chewn off. mike is a great actor but the lines were rather dumb.

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bouncer
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posted August 06, 2000 02:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bouncer   Click Here to Email bouncer     Edit/Delete Message
"I just want my country to love me as much as I love IT.." Sly in the end of Rambo. I wanted to puke.

Bouncer

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XdawgX
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posted August 06, 2000 10:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for XdawgX     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 2473175
mystic, you're being sarcastic, right?

that was the point of the scene (in austin powers).

but, you probably knew that already so this is pointless.

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Dogballs
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posted August 06, 2000 11:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dogballs   Click Here to Email Dogballs     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5005769
How about Cage in Con-Air, (in a dumbass southern accent) "Put the bunny in the box", "Why couldnt he have just put the bunny in the box?". Nicolas Cage just dropped a little lower on the totum pole in my book.

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Dogballs
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posted August 06, 2000 11:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dogballs   Click Here to Email Dogballs     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5005769
Ohh yeah and how about Latimer's goofy ass on The Program..."I think you lost your bonnet!" What the hell was the director thinking?

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Kwai-Chang Caine
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posted August 07, 2000 03:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kwai-Chang Caine     Edit/Delete Message
hmmmmmmmm

I think the worst lines ever can be found within every sentence to the movie Mortal Kombat Annihilation.


But what about the best lines guys?

I vote for Adam Sandlers jibberish at the dinner table from Billy Madison, and Sarah Michele Gellars line from Cruel Intentions. "Oh and Sabastian......you can put it anywhere." Oh lord!

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EliteLifter
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posted August 07, 2000 06:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EliteLifter   Click Here to Email EliteLifter     Edit/Delete Message
Air Force One is an awfull movie!!!
Worst movie line? Everything Chuck Norris says in a damn movie...

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PimpAssMoFo
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posted August 07, 2000 09:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PimpAssMoFo   Click Here to Email PimpAssMoFo     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 69696969
How about that whole Batman movie with and Michelle (Dr. Chase), Jim Carey, etc. Every single exchange between Val and Michelle was lame/cheesy as hell.
"My life's an open book... you read?" WTF!?!?! I could write a better line than that.
And Val's "I don't blend well at a family picnic." Who the hell wrote that stuff.
James Bond is getting pretty cheesy to. "I thought Christmas only came once a year?" I'll admit, I laughed my ass off, but that was cheesy!!!

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