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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:11 AM
  
The "Between the Sheets Elite Fleet" is a collection of characters on this board who are dedicated to get some ass on the weekends. It is a must that you do not lie about your weekend excursions. If your weak ass does not get any booty then by no means make up some fake bullshit, banging in my opinion is a moral imperative kind of like marijuana so go for the gusto this and every weekend and then report back with the true results and details. In 3 months we will decide who the true "Samauri Pimp" of this elite collection of characters is, this emaculate and untouchable monarch will be put into the "Banging Hall of Fame" where many other famous bangers reside such as Ron Jeremy, Wilt Chamberlain, Debbie(the one who did Dallas)and Michael Jackson(knock knock, who's there, little boy blue, little boy blue who, Michael Jackson). So get your romp on and remember to wrap your one eyed german Sherman or else your going to be hotter than a Mexican Lunch Plate for the next days. Good Luck my fellow comrades, let me know what you think, also incorporate some high quality herb if you will, sincerely havoc. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:15 AM
I've already set a good foundation for this weekend. Check out my post titled "My last Post." IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:15 AM
HAVOC, I WILL MAKE THE FIRST CONFESSION HERE AND ADMIT TO HAVING INTERCOUSRE LAST NIGHT, I KNOW I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE IT SO DO NOT YELL AT ME, I GOT A JUMP ON ALL OF YOU ! SORRY  IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:20 AM
DLADY, you cheater. Only the weekend counts. Consider that a warmup. HeHe IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:22 AM
Nice call TD, solamente the weekends, por favor no olvida, gracias. Hey D Lady did the guy hook you up as far as making you have a personal waterfall, dont lie. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:22 AM
SORRY, BUT I KNOW ONCE HAVOC READS HIS EMAIL HE WILL BE YELLING AT ME , I WILL HAVE A NEW ASSHOLE TODAY! LOL (AND I AM NOT A CHEATER) IT IS WHAT TIME IN THE A.M AND I AM EATING FREAKING PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I LOVE THESE LITTLE NUTS! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:24 AM
UMMM, YES I WOULD SAY A BIG YES, TO THE PERSONAL WATERFALL, FOR THOSE WHO THINK WOMEN CAN NOT HAVE AN EJACULATION, WELL THEY LIE!!!
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:25 AM
You love little nuts? Since when? I always thought you were a big nuts kind of girl. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:29 AM
TD, THEY ARE THE PLANTERS LITTLE PARTY NUTS! HAHA. HAVOC, HEY YOU DID NOT INCLUDE ANYTHING ABOUT A WOMANS DESIRES IN YOUR TOP OST I AM MAD NOW! GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR! IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:38 AM
Havoc, Are we looking at quality or quanity here? I mean, there are quite a few zoos out there. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:39 AM
EEEEEEEXXXXXXXCCCCCCUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEE ME? I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE MORNING CREW? DO YOU GUYS LIKE IT WHEN YOU ARE WITH A GIRL AND SHE IS VERY WET, IF SO WHY? WHAT IS THE TURN ON/ OFF ABOUT IT? OH, SORRY DAVID I FORGOT YOU RECENTLY JOINED THE MORNING CREW!!! [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited August 04, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:43 AM
I like em' pretty wet. It helps lubricate it. Too wet though, is like fucking a glass of water. There is a cutoff point. That's when I usually pull out and give their face a whitewashing. IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:49 AM
Personally, I think it is flattering if she is really wet, exspecially if its through her panties. Unless it stinks. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:54 AM
David G first quality, then quantity, if you can stick with a fine scheme for the whole week or even month(damn thats a long time) then great if not go visit all the petting zoos, I am planning to bang a hungry hungry hippo this saturday myself. DLady sorry , go ahead and mention the DESIRES part of it, what do you desire, favorite position to let your precipitaton go at?, etc. TD how are hippos , does the horn play a major part in the act. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:58 AM
Hippos can be fun, just don't let one sit on your face. Hippos don't have horns, your thinking of rhinos. If your going to bang a rhino, you'd better get up pretty early in the morning and pack a lunch. You'll be in for a wild ride. You'd better strap yourself in, because they can throw ya. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:01 AM
geez, if you men are gonna talk about animals all day again i am leaving, i do not understand that talk at all, i think TD or SloPain, need to make me a dictionary! What would I be/ Llama, sheep, hippo, elephant, cat, dog, monkey, silver back, what? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:02 AM
This is getting me kinda hot. Do you think we can all do some keg stands, then pull a train on one? IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1570) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:03 AM
hmm..well female ejaculation is very arousing..not that ive ever seen one.....  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 362) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:03 AM
But a blow job from a hippo rules. Any mouth that can swallow watermelons whole has to be fun. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:03 AM
I think the horny toad would best apply to you, DLADY. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:06 AM
eeewww, i do NOT want to be in the class with a TOAD! Yucky! So are you implying I am always Hot and Horny!!!???? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:07 AM
hey guys, how about just saying she is a fox. simple but true. I never seen a pic of her, but her personality is very attractive. IP: Logged |
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XdawgX Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:07 AM
novicejuicer - are you kidding me? have you seen the teeth on a hippo!?! [This message has been edited by XdawgX (edited August 04, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:10 AM
I read somewhere or saw in a movie that more people are killed by hippos than any other animal in Africa each year. I attribute this to amateurs in the art of beastieality. You have to dominate this species. You have to show 'em whose boss right from the get go. If you let them get the upper hand, it's curtains. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:11 AM
TD is the only maniac I know who has banged a silver back gorilla in the Wutanga Jungle in Central Africa, he goes out of his way and will bang in any type of vegetivity or environment, who out there has banged anything more ferocious than a silver back? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:12 AM
I agree with thick dog. What you gotta do is shoot with like 1/2 the dose of the regular trazquilzer. This makes them kinda giggly. Kinda like Rosie Odonell on her third martini. [This message has been edited by davidg (edited August 04, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:14 AM
DAVID CHECK YOUR MAIL IN YAHOO! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:15 AM
Remeber Havoc, those silverbacks are whitebacks when I finish with them. DavidG, not only does Rosie giggle after her 3rd martini, she also jiggles. I hear that elephants throw peanuts at her when she goes to the zoo. [This message has been edited by Thick dog (edited August 04, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:16 AM
TD, WHO IS ROSIE? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:17 AM
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are we talking about Henryetta the hippo of the new zoo review. I use to jack off to her all the time. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:19 AM
OMG!!!!!! YUCK. SHE WAS A CHILDHOOD MEMOREY YOU JUST RUINED! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:21 AM
Wow DLADY, you used to get wet to Henryetta? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:23 AM
I just checked the mail I'll quote from my fav. movie. "Gaddam, I say Goddam."
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:23 AM
NO, YOU ARE BEING GOOFY NOW! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:27 AM
THANK YOU DAVID!!! MADE MY DAY! NOW WHERE ARE THOSE PICS OF YOU? LOL IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 839) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:28 AM
To answer Dlady's first question: Yes, I do like it when a woman is well lubricated. That makes it easier to do her doggystyle, my favorite position. As for the gusher, my girl has accomplished that one (once). Not through penetration, but through oral sex. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:31 AM
I don't think you would want to see any of me. I look like that movie star guy who got busted whacking it the gay pink banana movie theater. Paul Ruebons on crack.
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 756) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:32 AM
havoc im going to have to take your challenge my brotha....i will probably lose because i have been in a slump latly but i might break it on sat ..because my respectable --cocktease girl..is going to go to the play with me ...  ..so that means ass for romeo...
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:35 AM
OMG! MY SON YOU ARE BEING BAD ERASE THAT POST RIGHT NOW, BLACK IS NEVER GONNA GO OUT YOU SAY THAT SHIT! IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:35 AM
Good Romeo, consistency is the key my good man, bang her, smile, have a bowl already packed and then light it. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:37 AM
HAVOC, THE WAY YOU SERIOUSLY TALK ON HERE I WOULS SWEAR YOU ARE MY EX'S TWIN, HE ALWAYS DID THAT SAME THING! FUNNY SHIT! IP: Logged |
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PimpAssMoFo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:50 AM
Damn! Can I join the morning crew!?! Davidg can vouch for me. Dlady27, I'll send you a pic if you send me one first... IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 10:57 AM
D Lady what are you talking about, Same thing? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:06 AM
hey whats up livin large I am quitting musclemag this place is ten times better. And Dlady is a babe. You should probally knock one to her first. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:08 AM
here pimp check your mail. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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PimpAssMoFo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:11 AM
Actually I saw her pic in a post way back when. She is a hottie. I'm so burned out on 90% of the people at MM. If it weren't for the other 10%, I'd never go there again. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:26 AM
PIMP, did you get the mail? where is my pics? IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 534) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:27 AM
Hey I'm a silent part of the mornign crew! I'm on the computer all day I just can't post as much,
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PimpAssMoFo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:33 AM
Check your mail. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:36 AM
pimp..... check mail one more time! IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 756) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:36 AM
i want to try to make you wet dlady..i bet i could do it ...if you would just give a kid a chance ..oh yeah i still want to lick your ass
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PimpAssMoFo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:40 AM
Dlady- IP: Logged |
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DubSack Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:42 AM
well havoc, u can count me in on this 1, i should have a good progress report for u on monday, but it will all be legit....... no bullshit from Dub Later IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:48 AM
Dub you know I trust you, let me know when your heading my way. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 756) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:51 AM
havoc quick ?...do you want us to post our results..or are you going to ask the question for us !!!
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:52 AM
Sorry fellas, nailing each other does'nt count. Nice try though. J/K It is going to be one wild and sleazy weekend. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 625) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:56 AM
I guess I will ask everyones results, remember details , verbage, smells , tell it all and hold nothing back. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 756) |
posted August 04, 2000 12:01 PM
havoc my man..i just hope i have something to tell.. ...if i do you will not be dissapointed....
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 12:04 PM
I AM SURE I WILL HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO TELL YOU GUYS MONDAY! LET JUST HOPE I MAKE IT HERE MONDAY. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 12:07 PM
Unless it involves 2 guys, a porn booth, and church outfit, I don't want to hear about it DLADY. J/K IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 288) |
posted August 04, 2000 12:52 PM
yeah damn dlady- that gave me a rage-on that left me lightheaded.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DubSack Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:24 PM
i got ya havoc, i should be in a couple of weeks, but i changed my e-mail and shit, i will drop u a line... Later, Dub IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 02:46 PM
Hmm, TD I wonder if the ex and the new guy could get along long enough to go to a porno booth? ehhh, NOPE I dont think that would happen. How about just the "young pup" in a porno booth with me? Something new, wild and corruptive! HeeHee (by the way he is only 21) IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 02:49 PM
Hey DLADY, I'll get in on that. Doggy style, of course. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 02:51 PM
Hurry up and get here then! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 04:17 PM
I have to get ready to take off for the weekend. Good luck everyone. Remember to play nice and take it sleazy. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 04, 2000 04:42 PM
GOOD BYE TO EVERYONE IN THE SHEETS! HAVE A FUN A SEXUAL WEEKEND! IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 05:37 PM
peace and love from up above- the morning crew is outty. IP: Logged |
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Twisted_Steel Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 406) |
posted August 04, 2000 07:05 PM
Havoc, you try to hard to impress. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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HugeMofo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 33) |
posted August 04, 2000 08:00 PM
There see, I'm not the only one that knows u r a jackass havoc. I found someone already, it looks like, that knows what's up too. So hello Twisted Steel, I like u so far. We are off to a good start, and my regards. You think of yourself as some sort of hero boy on this board, havoc. It's your fantasy world over here. I've seen it b4 reading many message board posts around the way, you fit right in so well. This little set up sounds pretty bitchy to me. Sounds like something the ladies do. Talking about their night in detail and all. And like no one's going to make shit up. Please. Oh, and don't forget that the average age of a poster on this board is something like 16 years old. That's why so many virgins are swayed here. Don't be misled by fables and tales. Any one that is a true 'Samauri Pimp' or whatever lame ass term you called it, would never make up tales on a message board. This is weak boys and bitches that are following his lead, be men. It almost sounds like a gay ass circle jerk to me. IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 732) |
posted August 04, 2000 08:59 PM
On Monday....I don't want to read about any Fat Fucks or pig greasing over the weekend. Get it good...or don't get any at all. IP: Logged |
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