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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted August 04, 2000 05:20 AM
   Ok some of you know that i just finished my dieting down phase, and im now starting to eat again. ive also ditched the Ripped Fuel, these changes has once again skyrocketed my test level, one if the side effects of that, is a major boner 24/7. now, some of you guys might say "whats the problem?" well let me tell ya. where i work there is some narrow corridors i have to walk in, and there are work stations all the way. so i was walking down today, and i saw this fat bitch standing bent over, working on some shit..and instead of turning so i just rubbed my ass aginst her ass, i turned the other way..and ofcourse my razor sharp boner rubbed over her ass..she stood up, and looked up at me and smiled...i got the fuck out...i wouldnt mind if it was a sexy one, but this girl probably has gravy running through her veins... im having lunch now..hope i dont run into the bitch again... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Sight1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 115) |
posted August 04, 2000 05:32 AM
Get some Duct Tape... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1266) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:15 AM
DOH!!! thats terrible bro! i would be pretty embarassed i think, just hope she doesnt think you actually want to bone her. yikes. just so i can sleep, say you didnt get the whole tour of her ass. didnt jump from one mountain to another. it didnt make the "lub, dub" sound as you passed by? just kindof nudged against one cheek i hope. ah man, im feeling really bad for you. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 626) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:53 AM
You should of followed up on that smile and banged her, everyone needs to bang at least one fat chick in their lifetime. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:13 AM
Shit Mr M, You think you have it bad, everytime I get a hard on, it crashes throughs roofs and buildings start collapsing and I narrowly escape with my life. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted August 04, 2000 09:54 AM
hehe shit..this "girl" followed me around all day..trying to talk to me all the time..and like 10 minutes before we got of work she asked what i had planned after work....i told he to come back..in about 100 pounds or so..hehe..she didnt take it to good  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 740) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:49 PM
hahahaha... MM is about to get violated by a bahimith. make sure she doesn't get you trapped in a corner or its all over for you... ------------------ "The greatest risk is not taking one." IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 163) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:56 PM
Ha Ha Ha...! But i must admit i banged this fat chick about 4 months ago i was pilled up done 2 e's and was loved up anyway i felt well horny and she offerd i went back and banged her solid for 6 hours my dick was sore as hell the next day. I left as soon as i came down and had relized what i had done...! But it was good fat chicks are really rude cos they dont get it very often..! I dont even drink now but that is one example of drugs gone wrong...! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:58 PM
LOL MM. Next time ur in that situation get a running strart and attempt to leap over her. Your leg may get caught in her extremely large ass and you may never get it back, but at least you tried. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 671) |
posted August 04, 2000 02:03 PM
As soon as she turned around you should have slapped her across the face with your 4 incher and ran for your life!! IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 04, 2000 02:08 PM
well havoc, Im a buddist so I think I already filled up all my lives at lunch today. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:24 PM
you know she probably though i had a choclate bar in my pocket or sumthing..and was dying to nibble on it..LOL ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 496) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:28 PM
you passed it up!!!!!! man what if she was a virgin, you might have missed something!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Alcatraz Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:32 PM
You know,I've always heard that fat girls are like mopeds.....they're fun to ride till your friends see you. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:32 PM
hey my first one is NOT gonna be some fat smelly bitch...no way ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 740) |
posted August 04, 2000 06:36 PM
well you can always wash her down and turn off the lights before you start, for all you know she can be carmen electra, in the dark...hehe ------------------ "The greatest risk is not taking one." IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 233) |
posted August 05, 2000 02:57 AM
this is disgusting. haha yet funny. did it ever cross your mind to turn your body the other way while you walked. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted August 05, 2000 03:00 AM
heh yeah it did...AFTWERWARDS..hehe ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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picasso Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 88) |
posted August 05, 2000 04:43 AM
HAHAHA.Hey man maybe you're on to something. I can picture you hanging out at the end of the corridor waiting for chicks to bump into. IP: Logged |
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