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 Arkansas Joke!!!
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cm3504jm Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157) |
posted August 03, 2000 05:11 PM
  
I loved the razorback joke so here's one my own: How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? If it had been invented in any other state, it would have been called a "teethbrush" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 364) |
posted August 03, 2000 05:43 PM
What do you call 32 Arkansas women in a room? A full set of teeth.
They both lick their paws. IP: Logged |
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ChaosXL Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 31) |
posted August 06, 2000 03:17 PM
Very FUCKIN FUNNY!!! Look assholes, Ive lived in AR all of my life. There may not be a lot going on here, but the the girls are some of the HOTTEST on the planet. For instance look at the chick from the Real World. Shes from Fayetteville, And very HOT!!!! Ive been all over the world and I know the chicks here are fine. As a matter of fact every time I go up north, I think the chicks are dog ugly!!! ChaosXL IP: Logged |
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The Dude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 224) |
posted August 06, 2000 03:22 PM
Shit dude, go to the coast and anywhere you find a beach you will find a female population that will blow away any land locked areas. IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 559) |
posted August 06, 2000 04:26 PM
There are hot chix everywhere. Just happens to be that they most of them are found at the beaches on either coast. IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 364) |
posted August 06, 2000 09:02 PM
Sorry dude it was just meant to be a joke. I use to live 20 minutes north of the Arkansas border in Missouri. An old girlfriend lives in Littlerock (actually has a law firm there) - so there are good looking and educated girls (with teeth) in Arkansas. Again, it was just a joke and I will stop now. Well, after this one : a man and woman were married in Arkansas and then moved to California but got a divorce in California. The question is - are they still legally brother and sister? Okay, thats it....no more Arkansas jokes. Oh wait after this one : how do you know when a girl is on her period in Arkansas? Her sister says her brothers dick tastes funny. Okay thats it. no more Ar jokes A man and woman IP: Logged |
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