posted August 03, 2000 12:03 PM         

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I know most people think that anyone who uses a personal ad is a loser but I have to contest this notion.
About 6 years ago I placed a personal ad in a local telephone system. I didn't get 100's of responses because my ad was basically saying "I dont like walks in the park,puppy dogs,or warm sunsets- I am a fucking pervert- I love porn, lets fuck and I'll show you what its all about.."
It turns out that one chick who was 42,while I was 24 replied to my ad because, in between saying that I liked to eat ass and bush and that John Stagliano and Rocco Siffredi were my role models- I stated that I LIVED in the gym.
This chick told me that she worked out in (my gyms name). After talking to her I started to realize who she was (she was an artist). I played it off like I didnt know who she was . I did admit that I had trained in her gym a few times but had never seen her. She had no idea that I had sat next to her on numerous occasions on the lifecycles and she never even really payed attention to me.
Finally after 2 weeks we agreed to meet. She had her ideas of who I was but wasnt sure(later I learned she was asking around to see who I was). I showed up on her doorstep(hard as a rock) and she opened the door. Her jaw dropped-she stuttered and then said hello and to come in.
BTW Gerri looked to be about 32 and not 42!
(......to be continued on a later post)

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posted August 03, 2000 12:06 PM         

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Damn, your just gonna leave us hanging?

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posted August 03, 2000 12:08 PM         

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Come on bro, tell us the rest!!!!

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posted August 03, 2000 12:10 PM            

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I hate cliffhangers!!!

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posted August 03, 2000 12:10 PM         

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Bros- I am falling asleep at the puter-check back later today. Sorry to leave you guys hanging

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posted August 03, 2000 12:11 PM            

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she had 4 kids and a dog and he ran off...

THE END

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posted August 03, 2000 12:42 PM         

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Here goes. After I came in and was almost speared by her ADD ritalin deprived Pitt Bull we talked and she was flabbergasted that I was the person she had walked right past in the gym.
To cut to the chase we had incredible sex that night. She started by giving a really slow ,smooth blowjob while always looking me right in the eyes. She ran fingertips over my balls and my perineum and ass (turns me to jello). At this point in my life I had never been able to come while getting head.
This was going to be the time I would so asked her to stop so that I could take care of her. She turned around and knelt at the foot of the bed and my heart raced at how beautiful and meticulous her ass and pussy were. I swear my cock was about 1" more erect than normal.I soon found my self running my fingertips over her buttocks and my tongue was tickling her starfish. After about 2 minutes of this she hopped up on the bed(same posture) so that she could rub her clit. She was really starting to get drenched down there. She grabbed me and tried to thrust me into her but I stopped just at the last second and started to fuck her clit with my cock in a circular motion. About 2 minutes of this and she began to moan harder and harder. I told her if she was loud enough and treated me like a whore I'd give here the pleasure of me fucking her.
This made her come and I could now see a nice wet spot underneath us. I slid my cock in her in ultra-slow fashion and gradually picked up speed till I was fucking her like a piston with Swiss watch precision. After about 4 orgasms she started telling me how much she looked at me in the gym and how she'd come home and get herself off thinking of me. She kept asking me when I was going to cum and where I wanted to. I told her I was hers to tell. She just went silent and then let out a banshee yell "COME!!!!!!!!" "Now!!!!' She had her legs around me like an anaconda and her nails were imbedded in my back like an eagles claws in prey. I could see blood running down my shoulders but at this point I didnt care... She just looked at me and said "NOW" and I came so hard I thought I popped my prostate gland. I just withered like a predator's prey in her arms with our sweat pooled between. I watched her squat down and let my semen drip from inside her and onto the floor. She then as when she had given me the blojob look into my eyes hungrily and lapped up every drop of my cum.
...to be continued

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posted August 03, 2000 12:42 PM         

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Here goes. After I came in and was almost speared by her ADD ritalin deprived Pitt Bull we talked and she was flabbergasted that I was the person she had walked right past in the gym.
To cut to the chase we had incredible sex that night. She started by giving a really slow ,smooth blowjob while always looking me right in the eyes. She ran fingertips over my balls and my perineum and ass (turns me to jello). At this point in my life I had never been able to come while getting head.
This was going to be the time I would so asked her to stop so that I could take care of her. She turned around and knelt at the foot of the bed and my heart raced at how beautiful and meticulous her ass and pussy were. I swear my cock was about 1" more erect than normal.I soon found my self running my fingertips over her buttocks and my tongue was tickling her starfish. After about 2 minutes of this she hopped up on the bed(same posture) so that she could rub her clit. She was really starting to get drenched down there. She grabbed me and tried to thrust me into her but I stopped just at the last second and started to fuck her clit with my cock in a circular motion. About 2 minutes of this and she began to moan harder and harder. I told her if she was loud enough and treated me like a whore I'd give here the pleasure of me fucking her.
This made her come and I could now see a nice wet spot underneath us. I slid my cock in her in ultra-slow fashion and gradually picked up speed till I was fucking her like a piston with Swiss watch precision. After about 4 orgasms she started telling me how much she looked at me in the gym and how she'd come home and get herself off thinking of me. She kept asking me when I was going to cum and where I wanted to. I told her I was hers to tell. She just went silent and then let out a banshee yell "COME!!!!!!!!" "Now!!!!' She had her legs around me like an anaconda and her nails were imbedded in my back like an eagles claws in prey. I could see blood running down my shoulders but at this point I didnt care... She just looked at me and said "NOW" and I came so hard I thought I popped my prostate gland. I just withered like a predator's prey in her arms with our sweat pooled between. I watched her squat down and let my semen drip from inside her and onto the floor. She then as when she had given me the blojob look into my eyes hungrily and lapped up every drop of my cum.
...to be continued

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posted August 03, 2000 12:47 PM         

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Big deal. Did you fuck her in the ass?

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posted August 03, 2000 01:09 PM            

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yeah guy- that girl dont sound like a christian....

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posted August 03, 2000 02:17 PM            

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Let me guess, you took a dump in her mouth and banged her dog. Just Joking excellent story, I might go place an add right now.

[This message has been edited by havoc (edited August 03, 2000).]

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posted August 03, 2000 02:45 PM            

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oh shit! now i'm horny...
now i got a boner at work and i can't do a damn thing about it. is this story even true?? sounds like one of those penthouse letters...

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posted August 03, 2000 06:02 PM         

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uh, thanks for the penthouse forum letter...

are you trying to be a novelist or what? so you banged some chick.... that aint shit...
and hell... i may as well preach to ya... your dick will fall off if you keep fucking whores with no wrap on it... but thats all up to you.

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posted August 03, 2000 07:14 PM            

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Really fuckin' odd.

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posted August 03, 2000 08:41 PM         

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Guys I swear this is the honest truth. We fucked a total of 3 times. On the third try I told her I wanted to stick in it in her arse and she was all for it. Only problem was my dick just wasn't hard enough to get it between the cheeks. I was pissed because at that point in time I had never gotten a chick in the ass.
After that night I came over one other time and had sex again-still very good but not like the first time we hooked up.
Then-like the story of my life she became hung up on some guy and didnt want to fuck anymore. You get the same feeling when a good source dries up.....

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