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FlexB
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posted August 03, 2000 10:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
There is a God....Tyra Banks be thy name!!!!

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Peace........FlexB


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havoc
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posted August 03, 2000 10:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Flex B, she's fine but her forehead is monstrous.

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 10:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
She's a hottie. I'll have to read the interview with her.

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FlexB
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posted August 03, 2000 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
The bigger the forehaed...the larger the target. Know what I'm saying?!

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Slopain
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posted August 03, 2000 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71360584
BWAHAHHA I literally laughed out loud at that shit. I gotta keep it down...

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
I have great aim with my cum shots. I'd like to paint a little smiley face on her forehead.

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The Whole F/N Show
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posted August 03, 2000 11:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Whole F/N Show   Click Here to Email The Whole F/N Show     Edit/Delete Message
I've seen up close and I'll say make does wonders for some women. I was not impressed at all. I will say she did stand out in the crowd though. And that forehead is REALLY something when she has he hair pulled back.

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Rotten
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posted August 03, 2000 11:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rotten   Click Here to Email Rotten     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 42393758
Great cover, but that has got to be the dumbest movie all summer.

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Fitnes1
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posted August 03, 2000 11:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fitnes1   Click Here to Email Fitnes1     Edit/Delete Message
Haven't seen the Maxim color at the stands, but if I were a woman of color, I'd want to look like Tyra Banks. After all, what VSecret model isn't pretty? (thought for you guys)

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havoc
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posted August 03, 2000 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Since I played college basketball I like to continue my career by shooting my nut into my girls bellybutton, sometimes I bank that shit, sometimes it rolls around, but the best is when I dunk it right in her mouth, I had quite a buzzerbeater the other night and I won the game, I felt Jordan like.

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 11:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Havoc- Have you ever gotten one of your shots swatted back in your face? lol

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davidg
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posted August 03, 2000 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for davidg   Click Here to Email davidg     Edit/Delete Message
He called her on palming the ball. He then backed her down, posted her up. Penetrates the hole, then booya.

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
I imagine Theron has racked up quite a few steals stepping in and intercepting some of Havoc's passes.

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havoc
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posted August 03, 2000 11:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Theron is a thief, that quick bastard has caused many a turnovers, he is consistently fucking up my stats, and yes TD, I get blocked sometimes, usually ends up in the hair though.

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 11:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
He has lead the league in steals the past three years.

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Rotten
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posted August 03, 2000 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rotten   Click Here to Email Rotten     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 42393758
Quick story- This pothead chick that works with my GF, walks in work with a red eye. My GF thought that she was stoned and asked her why her eye was so red. The girl told her that it was alergies and walked off. Later my GF saw her talking with another girl and laughing. She asked what was so funny, and the girl finally confessed why her eye was so red. She and her boyfriend were fucking before work, and she didn't want him to cum in her. So she told him to shoot in her mouth. He didn't make it in time and shot her in the eye. I couldn't fucking stop laughing

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 11:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
That reminds me of that Andrew Dice CLay poem:
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
Shot a load in his girlfriend's eye.
when her eye was all dry and shut
Georgy fucked that one-eyed slut.

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Romeo
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posted August 03, 2000 03:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
UMM I AM STILL WAITING FOR MINE TO BE DELIVERED DAMIT..I HAVE SEEN THE COVER ..BUT I WONT TOUCH UNTIL I GET IT AT MY HOUSE ..ITS SACRED ..READING MATERIAL..


OH YEAH.....OH THE SUBJECT OF THE DICE MAN
TD

3 BLIND MICE WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING

LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET EATING HER CURDS AND COCK--..WHEN ALONG CAME A SPIDER SAT DOWN BESIDE HER AND SAY HEY YO...WHATS IN THE BITCH!!!

LITTLE BOY BLEW HE NEEDED THE MONEY!!!


JUST A FEW LOL..LOL


PEACE ROMEO

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"pain is something the average person avoids"
"pain is something we elite seek out and thrive on"


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Latimer
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posted August 03, 2000 03:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Latimer     Edit/Delete Message
I tried taking it to the hole once but I ended up double dribbling on her leg.


Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top, your mother's a whore and I'm not your pop.

Hickory dickory dock.
Some chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck 2, I dropped my goo, and dropped the bitch off on the next block.

There was an old lady who lived a shoe.
She had so many kids her uterus fell out.
Ohhhh! un-fucking-believable.

Dice was the shiznit.

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plate
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted August 03, 2000 03:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for plate   Click Here to Email plate     Edit/Delete Message
Q, Do you know what a girls forehead is for?

A, its for Kissing when her mouth is full of your cum.

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