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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:40 AM
 
I think the day would go something like this: I would go with Steel Beast down to the nearest KFC and make fun of all the fat bitches going in and out. I would go train with Havoc, Latimer, Flex, and Show, then smoke bong hits until the room started spinning. I would crash Romeo and Blackhaus's wedding. I would take MR Muscle to the nearest whorehouse and get his cherry popped. I would go with Checkmate to Texas and have fun with Mrs. Pizza Man. Mr. Pizza could do the videotaping. I would trade stocks and buds with Moe. I would go SLopain and Special_Bill and raid the nearest farmhouse and have our way with the farmer's daughter as well. I would go shark fishing in Australia with Frackal and Gil and use Theron and Pimply for bait. I would give Bruman's a pacifier to suck on with rat poison in it. And finally DLADY, Skydancer, and Bikinimom, well hehe.... you can not even begin to imagine. If I can still walk after that then I'd play with all the other girl's on the board. I know I left some hooligans out so just give me a hollar and we'll think of something. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:44 AM
DUDE, your my pal for life, youd take to Australia!!!!! DAMN there are some hot mama's there, and they LOVE TEXANS!!! How did you know I like to fish...? I think if we all ever did get together, damn it would be one hell of a party. I get the feel'n Id get on hell of an ab workout from laughing so damn much! IP: Logged |
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Fitnes1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 146) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:44 AM
hahaha....how funny! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:48 AM
Hhmmm, I think I have a slight image of what would go on. Wait till Sky gets on here, I sure she will have something to say too. LOL IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:48 AM
Fitness1.. we'd go get matching tattoos. lol IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 629) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:49 AM
I agree but if you smoked some of my shit, you wouldnt be able to do all of those other activities, maybe the next day though. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:49 AM
We could always make a porno in Australia with the Llamas, and other wild animals there. ??? Just a thought! IP: Logged |
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Fitnes1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 146) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:51 AM
Yes, you're right Thick dog! lol ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1580) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:53 AM
Whore house?? damn man..im trying to teach you some morals here and you spit it back in my face..tsk tsk tsk...now where did that Llama go?? ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:54 AM
Sorry DLADY, Llamas are from South America if I'm not mistaken. We'd have to settle for kangaroos, or take a boat ride over to Tasmania and tame one of those devil's. With all the spinning they do though, we'd probably get dizzy. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:56 AM
Im there! Slolovewithllamas IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:56 AM
OHHHH, THAT SPINNING COULD TURN OUT TO BE REALLY FUN! LOL IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:58 AM
Sorry Mr. Muscle. Would you settle for a couple of hookers? IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1580) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:01 AM
hell man...LOVE, thats what im waiting for...hehe i think you would LOVE being with Pizza and his crew..youd be in heaven wouldnt you?  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:03 AM
Mrs. Pizza and a filming crew. Damn, I'm getting all sensitive here. Someone smack me. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:08 AM
SMACK dont need to ask slopain more than once! HA! Slopain IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:08 AM
ANY OF YOU HONESTLY THINK EVERYDAY THAT THIS IS BEGINNING TO BE SO DAMN FAMAILAR TO YOU ALL? I SIT HERE NOW AND THINK TO MYSELF "BOY, I FEEL LIKE I PERSONALLY KNOW 1/2 OF YOU ALREADY "AND SOME OF YOU i HAVE GOTTEN TO MEET AND SOME I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING. I HONESTLY WISH THERE WERE A DAY WHERE SOME OF US COULD ALL MEET UP IN A STATE OR CITY AND GO OUT FOR SOME HONEST FUN TOGETHER! NO SEXUAL SHIT JUST PLAIN OLD FUN! WE WOULD HAVE OUR OWN ELITE REAL WORLD WEEKEND! HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO MEET SOME OF THE OTHER MEMBERS HERE? OOPS, FORGOT ALOT OF YOU HAVE AN " OTHER HALF", BUT WHO CARES THEY COULD COME ALONG TOO! [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:09 AM
Id make sure I was at peak cycle time with all you big ass mofos... Slopain IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:11 AM
Why no sexual shit, DLADY? J/K lol IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:11 AM
Slo, I wouldnt care to much what I look like cause all of you have already seen my pictures and if you dont like me for who I am and for who I am tryign to be then I would just tell you to "FUCK OFF"!!! LOL IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1580) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:14 AM
yeah im game..ill show up...if you all pay my plane ticket  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:14 AM
Man, everyday is a hooligans holiday! Heres to love, good friends, and hela cronic with da red hairs. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 629) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:15 AM
I'm always jacked so I could care less and just improving, I agree we should hook up somehow, just make sure the girl guy ratio is the same or more women than men would be great as well. If someone is interested in the other then fuck it, TD and Slo I know it would be difficult for you gentlemen to part with your llamas and Aardvarks. I remember sLo, the L is for llama. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:17 AM
MM, WE WILL MAKE YOU TAKE THE CONCORD OVER HERE, OOPS IT JUST BLEW UP SORRY! SO HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR YU TO SWIM HERE AGAIN? LOL IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:18 AM
lol! Yeah bro you and your jacked ass self is the reason my ass will be on 1 gram of test and 500mg of deca if we all ever meet up. Actually me and my girl will be in the NY area over Thanksgiving. I know most of you are from the east just because this board slows up at around 3 (5 your time) and slo is left here to do his work for the day. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:19 AM
AHHH, YOU POOR BABY SLO! WE ALL LEAVE YOU HUH? WHO THE HELL IS THAT "ELITELIFTER" SHITHEAD? HE CALLED ME A WEIRDO! HE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM WHAT THE FUCK! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:23 AM
I dunno but it looks like he deleted his post. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:25 AM
whoops never mind that was in the other topic. Yeah its a good thing you guys leave, its the only 3 hours I get real work done! hahah It sucks though, I do proabbly more than anyone elese in the office, and I basically just work for literally 4 hours a day, most of the time. Slopain IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1580) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:25 AM
Swim?? hehe you ARE weird ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 629) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:26 AM
DLady your are a weird ass girl, damn. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:27 AM
I'm on here for at least 7 of my 8 hour shift. Time flies when your dreaming about barnyard friends. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 629) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:30 AM
T dog what is your experiences with wild primates like the Silver Back Gorilla, and are kangaroos good for a quick bang, do you ever jump in their pouch, what about Ostriches, just curious. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:30 AM
OH, GREAT I AM LEAVING NOW SINCE YOU ALL THINK I AM WEIRD! GOOD-BYE! I AM LEAVING NOW, NICE KNOWING YOU ALL! I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT I AM LOVED! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:36 AM
Havoc- ostriches are the easiest lay. They are already in position when they bury theier heads in the ground. You just sneak up behind thewm and BAM! You get double the pleasure with kangaroos. After you are done with the mother pull the baby(I believef they are called joeys) out the pouch and have your way with it too. And as for gorillas...I've turned many silverbacks into "whitebacks". You want to get a great handjob, stick a banana down your pants and go hang out with some chimps. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1580) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:42 AM
hehe we love ya DLady. dont go :P ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:43 AM
Its no wonder us humans have a bad name with the animals, well with TD and the likes going out and f'ing anything with 4 legs and a long neck... Humans like you make it hard for lovers like me to settle down with my llama. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:46 AM
Don't hate the player Slopain, hate the game. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 629) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:53 AM
A banana in my pants, like I said sir you never cease to amaze me. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:11 AM
Well I for one think meeting everyone here would be a blast...and TD I'm sure what you were talking about with me Dlady and Bmom was an awesome training session at the gym right? We could kick your butt left right and center...you wouldn't walk for a week and it WOULD NOT be due to any sexual reference. We'd save that for the Llama's.------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:13 AM
Actually Skydancer, I was thinking about sitting around painting each other's nails and reading poetry to each other. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 588) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:14 AM
I'm not much for poetry...how about foot rubs instead? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 497) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:16 AM
if we all met then i would be in heaven, i could try and corrupt everbody at once. IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:20 AM
"Ive turned many silver backs into white backs."ha
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 745) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:34 PM
Now i'm getting married, when I haven't even gone on a date with him! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 581) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:48 PM
Shit I want in on the llama action too. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:52 PM
Alright Latimer, you get sloppy seconds. You probably won't feel anything after I'm finished with her, though. IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 497) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:54 PM
what the hell wrong w/ sloppy seconds???? At least you dont have to use lubricant!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 581) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:57 PM
You crack me up too pizza man, you a dirty mofo. That's why they call him Thick dog, it aint long but it's wide. He can get friction on a pickle jar. [This message has been edited by Latimer (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:59 PM
They don't squeel quite the same the second go around. And it's that agonizing squeel that is music to my ears. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 758) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:00 PM
WELL I JUST GOT HOME AND I HATE WHEN I JOIN IN A GOOD POST LIKE THIS ...SHIT.. DAM BRO ...ME AND BLACK ARE GETTING MARRIED...LOL...THATS NEWS TO ME ... YOU KNOW ...IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY TO SEE IF WE WOULD ALL GET ALONG IN PERSON AS WE DO HERE ON THE BOARD....I WOULD HOPE WE ALL WOULD ...YOU KNOW WHAT?? IM GOING TO THROW AN ELITE PARTY..ALL THE GUYS AND GIRLS ARE WELCOME.. WE CAN TALK SEX HAVE SEX...GET FUCKED UP..AND JUST SMOKE SOME OF HAVOC AND MOES WONDER JOINTS LOL
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 581) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:02 PM
Well if we all smoke Havoc and Moe's shit there sure as hell won't be any fights. Well maybe over the food. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:03 PM
romeo, can we have the party way way far away from here/? IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 758) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:29 PM
AWAY FROM WHERE ..PA...OH I FORGOT YOUR SCARED OF NEW YORK...ARENT YOU ..THAT WHOLE ASS LICKING THING LOL
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 497) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:30 PM
romeo, were going to n.y. for xmass, the wife and me, and will lick ass w/ you... do u use baby wipes first??? [This message has been edited by pizza man (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:34 PM
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1238) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:48 PM
hmmm anyway go to vegas. and I will be there. Or have the party around Thanksgiving and I might be able to make it (somewhere in NY) watch my girl though (if I still have her) shes a jealous little latina. (who could blame her though??) Slopain IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 581) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:48 PM
Llamas, baby wipes, and tossing the salad are the ongoing themes for the week. I say you use a baby wipe on the llama then toss her salad. Anyone see South Park the movie? [This message has been edited by Latimer (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:51 PM
Slopain- You really can't blame her for being jealous is right. I'm damn jealous of your llama. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 758) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:53 PM
SURE ILL MAKE SURE I HAVE BABY WIPES FOR YOU PIZZA....AND ARE YOU REALLY COMIONG TO NEW YORK.. ...SLOPAIN..IF YOUR EVER IN NEW YORK LEAVE YOUR GIRL HOME AND WE CAN GO OUT AND PICK UP SOME LADIES ..UNLESS OF COURSE IM MARRIED ...LOL..OR DRUNK.. PEACE ROMEO IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 497) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:59 PM
we will be flying in on dec 22 and leaving the 27th. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 758) |
posted August 03, 2000 04:03 PM
THATS COOL MAYBE WE CAN MEET UP AMD GET FUCKED UP
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted August 03, 2000 04:06 PM
Wow. It looks like you guys are going to have a big Christmas party. Are you guys going to dress up like Santa Claus and lick each other's asses. All I want to know is are there going to be reindeer? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 181) |
posted August 03, 2000 04:16 PM
thickd, Sounds like we ought to get some mistle toe tatoos right above our cracks. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1008) |
posted August 03, 2000 04:40 PM
so when's the party? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 758) |
posted August 03, 2000 04:45 PM
who the hell knows ..well find a party
romeo IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1251) |
posted August 03, 2000 04:47 PM
ROMEO, YOU AND I CAN GET TOGETHER AND RENT A HALL SOMEWHERE IN A HOTEL NEAR A BEACH, THEN WE CAN SENDOUT RESEVATION REQUESTS! OKAY? PEACE TO ALL , HOPE YOUR NIGHT IS GREAT! AND BEHAVE! IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 758) |
posted August 03, 2000 05:07 PM
D YOUR ON GIRL PEACE ROMEO IP: Logged |
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Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 278) |
posted August 05, 2000 01:30 PM
When I come home to Pittsburgh to visit mom & dad I am going to invite DLADY to join me at "Live Nudes" downtown on Liberty-and yes being the gentleman the tokens are on me. YMK IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 687) |
posted August 05, 2000 02:15 PM
MAN I HATE WAKING UP LATE....HAHAHAHAH YES WE WOULD COMMENCE TO RIDICULING THE FAT ASSES.HAHAH THATS FUNNY SHIT.WE DO NEED TO GET TOGETHER ONE DAY..FUCK I SAY POOL ALL OUR MONEY TOGETHER AND BUY AN ISLAND PREFERABBLY ONE THAT YOU CAN GET INTO WITH JUST A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD AND DRIVERS LISCNECE. ------------------ SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,CAUSE A NEW DAY WILL COME.SO LOOK TO THE SUN EVEN WHEN THE DARKNESS SHALL COME. MOMMA MOMMA YOU KNOW YOU RAISED ME WITH NO FATHER FIGURE.I WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE. WHILE ALL THE CRIMINALS ARE IN THEIR COATS AND THEIR TIES,ARE FREE TO DRINK MARTINIS AND WATCH THE SUNRISE,WHILE RUBIN SITS LIKE BUDDAH IN 10 FOOT CELL,AN INNOCENT MAN IN A LIVING HELL...AT LEASTS THATS THE STORY OF THE HURRICANE. IP: Logged |
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