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scooby Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:10 AM
  
I really don't masturbate that often because I can't finish myself off, not even once. I always end up going limp and tired cause it takes to damn long. I'm serious too, this is not a joke so please don't flame me. I'm just wondering if any of you guys have this problem and if I should see a doc about this. So to all the frequents masturbaters out there, got any advice?? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 663) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:14 AM
YES.STOP WATCHING CSPAN AND JANET RENO AND START WATCHING BRITTANY SPEARS,MANDY MOORE,JESSICA SIMPSON.OR YOU CAN GO THE BETTER ROUTE AND USE THICK DOG AS A SOURCE.A SOURCE FOR ALL YOUR LLAMMA AND GOAT NEEDS AND THE OCCASIONAL SHEEP.I DID.AND IT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. ------------------ THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 658) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:15 AM
I actually get bored too lately and go limp and just say 'fuck it' and go to sleep. Guess I don't turnt myself on anymore. Try wackin' it in the shower w/ some soap as lubrication. Lottssa fun! IP: Logged |
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mrbill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:33 AM
Are you able to cum with a woman? If not, go see a doc. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 658) |
posted August 03, 2000 02:36 AM
BUMP FOR THICK DOG!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT WOMEN ANYMORE AFTER I GOT MY FIRST 2 LAMAS!!! NOW THEY HAVE A LITTER OF 10 PUP LAMAS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START!!!! IP: Logged |
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scooby Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 170) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:00 AM
Where do I get one of these llamas, maybe that is the solution to my problem. As far as chicks, I am able to have an orgasm but sometimes I can't. And at times it usually takes me awhile to get off. ------------------ [This message has been edited by scooby (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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mrbill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:24 AM
hey bro...it sounds like you need to go to the doc. It could be something psychological or something physical, but you won't know until you go get it checked out. If you can't come there is definitely something wrong. good luck. IP: Logged |
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Sight1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 111) |
posted August 03, 2000 03:30 AM
Just don't go to Dr. Drew. "Were you abused as a child? It sounds like their was some kind of traumatic experience during your youth." That is his belief about everyone who has problems. Some people are just f'd up. You, aren't. I just think you are missing something. I don't know what that is, because I don't know you. If you have OGS sometimes there is something that isn't happening for you. Shit maybe you were fucked up as a kid.LOL ( just call a doc ) Maybe you are just bored with the usual. Get some of those LLamas ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1432) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:01 AM
Actually fellas, I've changed my tune. Giraffe's are where it's at. You just need a sturdy pair of stilts. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1235) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:05 AM
QUIT DRINKING THE OL' MT. DEW!!!! IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 831) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHA!!!!!!!LOL,LOL,LOL, YUK,YUK,YUK,.......Oh...sorry for laughing. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:14 AM
lol @ Flex. First off dont use soap that shit will burn you up. Secondly if you were never able to get yourself off I would see a doctor. You know you have to use your hand right and touch yourself? I assume you dont have a handfull of thukmbtacks when your doing it? I would see a doc bro, do you cum with the females (or males as the case may be)? Slopain IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 407) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:29 AM
The trick is to get yourself in the mood. Don't just think about the physical act. Put on something sexy with some soft lighting and some romantic music. You know, seduce yourself. IP: Logged |
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BigGuns2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:15 PM
WholeF/NShow do you play the Barry White CD's. LOL ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 407) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:23 PM
No I prefer younger music like Sisco, Ginuwene. My dad probably jerked off while listening to Barry White. But really anything that gets ya in the mood is all good. And sometimes you have talk dirty to yourself. I hope Scooby is writing this all down. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1345) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:28 PM
how about thanking jebus for your condition. It isnt a problem, shit man I blow my first load before it is even in good. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 751) |
posted August 04, 2000 11:26 AM
hey bro it probably is a psycological thing.. the first time i was ever with a women i couldnt even get a hardon...i thought there was something wrong with me ...then i just relaxed and it jumped off my stomach right into her vagina like 2 magnets pulling toward eachother....hit since then i have never had a problem..also ..are you taking anything now....ex....ephedra..or something..that might be fucking you up also...and try some new pornn it always helps me '''
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MIKAI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 161) |
posted August 04, 2000 01:43 PM
Bro, Your lucky i cant hold mine for to long i get turned on really quickly and before i know it BAM off i go but after that im ok and can service her...! I think you need to find out what turns you on try watching a couple of porn films and look at what parts turn you on...! I like lesbo's and women playing with them selfs that pushes my button..! Hmm i think i will stop here getting a little to personal..! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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