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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1321) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:29 PM
  
Even in asia they clean their asses with water after taking a shit. Not america. Let me wipe my ass with some paper and call it good. If you got shit on your hand you would wash it off. Why doesnt the same mentality get transferred to your ass. For being a so called "advanced country" I fail to see the reasoning behind such midevil behavior. I for one am done with it. I will now be wiping my ass with those baby wipes until i can find myself a bday(cant spell it, but a toilet with a water spout for your ass.lol). ------------------ IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:32 PM
I hear you ganja moe, actually I wipe with paper then follow with baby wipes, I even keep some in my food bag that I carry around with me all day. What spawned this topic? IP: Logged |
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Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 556) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:34 PM
I betcha some chick went down on him lastnight and told him his balls smell like his ass. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:34 PM
They need to have midgets in all public restrooms that will lick you clean. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1159) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:34 PM
awww shit. Yep its not a bad idea with the baby wipes, I heard that on Howard a while ago, saying its better to use the wetnaps. At least we dont wipe with our hands, I think some countries still do that. SloPain (the P is for POOP!) IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 708) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:38 PM
Midgets in the bathroom? Yeah...I can see it now. Homeless people camped out in the urinals...hey mister...wipe your slot for a quarter? IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1321) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:39 PM
I heard that on howard too. Because they wont stop up the toilet. what a great topic for a radio show. No one said i had a smelly ass, i just got through taking my 4th shit of the day thanks to metrx and am just tried of wiping my ass. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 712) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:45 PM
thats hilarious latimer... i personally grap a bunch of toilet paper and dampen it a little bit and wipe my ass with that. i don't see how people can wipe their shit with dry toilet paper, it doesn't really do the job... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:47 PM
Midgets in the restrooms! God damn thats funny! Oops - I am a religious guy now, and I don't take gods name in vain. IP: Logged |
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Kingpin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 113) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:50 PM
Ha! Just say "Moe" to wipin' your ass with dry paper. If you step in dog shit bare-footed you gotta run and wash it off with soap and water. You gotta point there. IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 483) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:53 PM
Good point Moe. You made me think there....Damn you Moe I'm on summer break I ain't supposed to think. JK. But that was some funny shit. No pun intended. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:28 PM
Baby wipes ...Gotta Love 'em! IP: Logged |
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Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 242) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:50 PM
Bidets are super-cool. My grandparents have one, and it's the coolest thing ever. You feel so clean afterwards that going back to just wiping is kind of hard. Btw, the first bidet was developed by a French gynecologist in the late 19th century. He noticed that many of his patients smelled horribly during that time of the month, so he decided to help them wash the affected area. The outcome of his labor: the beloved bidet. IP: Logged |
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shmucko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted August 02, 2000 03:00 PM
In the middle east they had those pistol-grip hoses like the ones in your kitchen sink attached to the toilet. I would think it couldn't be too hard to set that up. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 704) |
posted August 02, 2000 05:49 PM
MOE IM CONVINCED..YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD..HOW DO YOU KNOW AMERICANS ONLY WIPE WITH PAPER....LOL..YOU ARE HILARIOUS
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Alcatraz Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1) |
posted August 02, 2000 06:38 PM
I'm laughing my ass off as i type this! I've been reading this board for quite a while now..but never posted. I have to say this is THE most entertaining board i've seen yet!! IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 635) |
posted August 02, 2000 06:51 PM
Damn. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. I don't even wipe with toilet paper. I use fuckin' paper towels. If you wet toilet paper (the kind I have anyway) pieces of it stick to your ass hairs. Kinda fun picking 'em out when you're bored, but it hurts though. ;-P Use wet paper towels or baby wipes. IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 433) |
posted August 02, 2000 06:52 PM
hell why even wipe, just jump into a hottub and let the jets clean it and chlorine kill it. IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 807) |
posted August 02, 2000 06:54 PM
i dont get the obsession what asses and shit lately, its pretty sick IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 253) |
posted August 02, 2000 07:14 PM
shutup shitass.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 635) |
posted August 02, 2000 07:15 PM
Glenbenton you're the biggest ASS in here! What are you talking about?  IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 576) |
posted August 02, 2000 07:32 PM
Frackal I though you were using Depends now? Did you abandon that look I love so much with the old black tee and diaper?  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 635) |
posted August 02, 2000 07:51 PM
Naw don't worry babe. I'll still wear my white and purple Depends w/ a black striped tuxedo top and bowtie when we go out. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 576) |
posted August 02, 2000 07:54 PM
Thanks babe - you are the best!  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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picasso Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted August 02, 2000 08:22 PM
Something told me.."Don't read this thread man". But NOOO,I read it anyways.Shit, I gotta get some baby wipes now. IP: Logged |
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5setsofsix Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted August 02, 2000 08:38 PM
Now I finally know what a bidet is for. I was always to embarassed to ask before. It's like one of those things you think everybody knows but you. Some whores I was with in Europe used them to wash off after we were finished so I thought they were only for women. Hey guys a question for you since we are on the subject. i wanted to ask my girlfriend but didnt. When you wipe your ass a lot does it bleed sometimes? IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 635) |
posted August 02, 2000 08:49 PM
Hell yeah. Squats+PaperTowels+Cheapcreatine=One Bloody Ass Crack! IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 766) |
posted August 02, 2000 09:14 PM
That think shootting water out of it in the bathroom is a water fountain! Damn bro! Don't be sticking your ass over it! [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited August 02, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 635) |
posted August 02, 2000 09:22 PM
LOL. Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me THAT'S why I got all those weird looks using the Bidgets in the hallways at my old HS? IP: Logged |
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Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 627) |
posted August 02, 2000 09:51 PM
When you wipe your ass with paper, you know you just smear it. I try to damping the tissue on one end, you dont want it to break apart cause you will get shit on your hand. And that just sucks. Then when my ass is all wet from the wet tissue I then use the dry part to wipe it clean. But yes when on Metrx, you need to shower after each bowel movement. I hope I help some..... IP: Logged |
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