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Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 263) |
posted August 02, 2000 12:46 PM
 
What's the most # of times you have coaxed the ol' one eyed yogurt spitter to dispense his venom in one day?? BTW: Mine was 7. It was during the Blizzard of '93 in Pittsburgh. The last money shot of mine was like tap water and my cack was raw as could be. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1548) |
posted August 02, 2000 12:54 PM
 lets see..i stopped doing this when i started dieting down 12 weeks ago..damn dont hope i start it again.. 4-5 times EVERY BLOODY DAY...im telling ya..each time i sat down i grabbed some meat... yeah i know..im a horny bitch ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1392) |
posted August 02, 2000 12:59 PM
I lost count after 75. I was pulling out knee cartilage. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:04 PM
Id say about 6... maybe 8, but that was back in early college days. I dont have time now.. hahaha, or else it would be like 12 times a day. lol Plus there are to many women out there to stay in and pound the meat. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 596) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:04 PM
Damn I cant compete, only 3 , I was tripping balls and on the 3rd one I passed out with my back arched over the bath tub, on my way down I must of pulled the curtain down as well, woke up scared shitless with a curtain on my ahead and the feeling that someone took a baseball bat to my back, tried to go to sleep but I kept saying there was a helicopter in my room, I think it was the ceiling fan, that was a rough fucking night. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1548) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:06 PM
hahahaha shit havoc. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Dogballs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 71) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:33 PM
OMG, you guys actually do that???? How is your eye sight I was told that it will make you go blind. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:34 PM
damn havoc, lmao, thats some funny shit! IP: Logged |
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Vanguard Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:19 PM
I lost track after 10 IP: Logged |
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easton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 200) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:40 PM
havoc, yeah everytime i tripped id have to do it...anything would turn me on, i think i peeled one off while watching some chic on an info-mercial...the most i did it was like 7 times, but that was 2 days in a row, this was when i first discovered internet porn, it was like hunting, i loved it, the thrill of stumbling apon some good shit...anyway the day after these two days i was about as drained as possible, my dick hurt and all of my bodily fluids were wadded up in wads of paper towels in the garbage under my computer desk...well low and behold this chic from work inbvites herself over that day, we end up watching boogie nights and fucking on my couch...ill tell you what, i could not have cumm whatsoever, i did not want to fuck, but you cant turn down an opportunity like that, i fucked her for about 2 hours, my dick was so raw from the days before i couldnt feel a thing...anyway, so knowing i would end up fucking her again, i quit masturbating for an entire week, i could handle it, i had to peel one off...shit came out like rubber cement, it was gross, i guess when its used to flowing several times a day, you cant just bottle it up for a week, im glad thats not the nut i busted on her the next day, she would have been freaking out! IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 266) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:45 PM
hold on, im working on number 4 as we speak...somebody say something sexy... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1548) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:51 PM
hahahaha you suck Bill ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 266) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:55 PM
that aint sexy.....somebody make some goat noises... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 658) |
posted August 02, 2000 03:48 PM
<GOAT> BAAAAAAAA!! BAAAAAAAAA!!!BIILLLLLL!!!!! LOL Special Bill. IP: Logged |
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mac sloan Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:15 PM
Bwhahahahahaha!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Formula Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 279) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:31 PM
During the bulking phase on 1 oncer per day. In the dieting cycle at least 4. Make my forearms really come out!!  IP: Logged |
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1F'ingPrettyBoy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:35 PM
You mutherfuckers kill me. When I'm on cycle, I can't stop jerking off. I just closed my office door and whaked off all over myself. Can you imaging if someone walked in? I dropped a load in under 30 seconds looking at some shit from http://www.voyeurweb.com. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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1F'ingPrettyBoy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 6) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:36 PM
You mutherfuckers kill me. When I'm on cycle, I can't stop jerking off. I just closed my office door and whaked off all over myself. Can you imagine if someone walked in? I dropped a load in under 30 seconds looking at some shit from http://www.voyeurweb.com. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 467) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:38 PM
i got 7 man..and it was sore.. kram-mark IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 145) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:43 PM
Man, I tell ya. I am kinda getting old. But when I learned how to do it-16 years ago, I was fuckin everything in the house. Now after about 3 it starts hurtin. What the fuck is up with you Mr.MUscle, you has all the fine, fine grade a steak mooing at work, and your spanking it? [This message has been edited by davidg (edited August 02, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 733) |
posted August 02, 2000 05:30 PM
I SWEAR HAVOC I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GET IT UP WHEN YOUR TRIPPING ..I HAVE TROUBLE WHILE ON THE BOMB....BY THE WAY THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A STORY.. THE MOST I EVER DID IT WAS 7 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT ..TALK ABOUT SORE..IT WAS WHEN I FIRST DISCOVER PULLING THE MEAT..TO MAKE IT SPEEW.. I SAT IN MY BEDROOM....AND EVERY HALF HOUR ON THE HALF ....I WOULD CRANK AWAY..STARTED AT 11PMFINISHED AT 23OISH..MY GOD ..I WAS AT SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY WALKING LIKE EDWARD NORTON..IN AMERICAN HISTORY X.. PEACE ROMEO IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 766) |
posted August 02, 2000 06:26 PM
I was on white dust one time and jacked it for at least an hour before I came. That has to go for at least 10 in a day doesn't it? IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 658) |
posted August 02, 2000 06:55 PM
On MD6 I'd wack off all afternoon. Probably the yohimbine I guess. IP: Logged |
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ore Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted August 02, 2000 08:05 PM
While it wasn't jerking off, the most ever was 8 times. It was getting laid for the first time when I was 12, and she sucked me and rode(outdoors, no less) for about a ten hour span. I wasn't even shooting anything after the fourth one. Yet, I knew I had to keep going... IP: Logged |
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Future One Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 123) |
posted August 02, 2000 09:48 PM
A HELICOPTER!! HAH HAH HAH! IP: Logged |
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seeseerider Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 99) |
posted August 03, 2000 01:00 AM
5 IP: Logged |
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Infinity Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted August 03, 2000 01:59 AM
Two of my friends had a competition to see who could jack off the most in 8 hours. The guy who one did it 42 times in 8 hours. Now thats a shitload of whacking. IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 633) |
posted August 03, 2000 06:54 AM
I KNOW I COUNTED ATLEAST 10 ONE DAY,BACK WHEN I WAS AROUND 19 OR SO. ------------------ Bros before Hos IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1196) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:02 AM
KNEE PADS.... WHERE ARE YOU IN THE 'BURGH? DO YOU LIVE IN PA? IP: Logged |
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EliteLifter Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted August 03, 2000 09:43 AM
4 i guess... and i thought i was a mean pervert... thank you guys!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1548) |
posted August 03, 2000 10:48 AM
hehe shit David, let me put this in the nicest words i know...The BITCHES at work are FAT OLD HAIRY hoes...and i dont do that shit...but you are welcome to try  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
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Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 263) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:41 AM
DLady- I moved out to San Diego in 1998. I lived in the South Hills and in '96 -till the end of '97 I lived in Shaler. How bout you? I miss fucking with drunk Pitt students at The "O" at 3 AM. I once got a 100 lb little freshman to give me a piggyback ride right on the Forbes Ave. sidewalk. I weighed about 240-250 at the time and almost impaled her into the pavement. Geez-it's hard to get dates like that. Your_Moms_Kneepads: Contributing to the moral decay of America since 1971. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1196) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:44 AM
I live out here in Greensburg, PA Yes, I remember the "O" I have better memories of Promanti Bros. though at 2 in the morning! Love those sandwiches!!! IP: Logged |
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Mass_Sedation Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 16) |
posted August 03, 2000 08:00 PM
Jerking off? Masturbating? What is that? It must be a new fad or something. IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 633) |
posted August 03, 2000 11:26 PM
JERKING OFF IS FOR GUYS WHO CANT GET NONE.I'VE NEVER JERKED OFF IN MY LIFE & NEVER WILL...
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Big Wiggs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 76) |
posted August 04, 2000 03:59 AM
7 times for me back when I was 15 that was when I couldn't get a girl to save my life of course that all has changed now...hehehehehe IP: Logged |
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