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special_bill
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 02, 2000 11:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
allright, im a slut....me and the supertight twenty year old got it on friday night...it was way hotter than i expected and id like to do it again....however, i don't want an office romance....today is her first day back and will be the first time ive seen her since friday (no i didnt call, shoot me ladies)...what's the angle here?...can i get in trouble for talking nasty to her?...anybody else got experience in this department?....im keep ya posted on her attitude throughout the day...this should be interesting...im off to work

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havoc
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posted August 02, 2000 11:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Excellent, take her to the supply room and see how many pencils that scheme can take, if its over 25 then you could probably fist fuck her next time, best wishes.

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Slopain
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posted August 02, 2000 11:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Slopain   Click Here to Email Slopain     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71360584
I had a relationship with a superviser of mine once, we did the same thing (hooked up on the weekend and then saw each other at work) it was kinda wierd, we just played it cool like normal, after I saw that it wasn't going to be a 1 or 2 or 7 time thing we let it come out to the rest of the office. It really sucks to have a relationship at work, sure the good thing is I always got all kinds of extra hours on my time card, but the shitty thing is when you don't want to see her or a girl comes in to see you or your friends are talking about some girl you were f'ing with that weekend.

Slopain

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Thick dog
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posted August 02, 2000 11:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Way to lay that pipe, Bill. This is kind of tricky. It may be hard to continue banging her without some sort of relationship forming, since you have to see her everyday. I had a one-nighter with a co-worker once. She was cool about it. We pretended that it never happened. May sure you get a quickie in the janitor's closet before you let her go.

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davidg
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posted August 02, 2000 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for davidg   Click Here to Email davidg     Edit/Delete Message
No shit, you know how those fbs get. They say they don't want anything but some dick, then they start criing when they see you with your girlfriend.

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davidg
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posted August 02, 2000 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for davidg   Click Here to Email davidg     Edit/Delete Message
Oh yeah, I am still triing to hook up with those phat bitches from mr.muscles work.

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MrMuscle
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posted August 02, 2000 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
hehe they are all yours David. they wanted me to stay extra hours today.....HELL NO..fuck, i gotta get my old job at the hospital back..hell, the doctor and nurse students there were HOT..and i look pretty good in white to

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cm3504jm
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posted August 02, 2000 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cm3504jm   Click Here to Email cm3504jm     Edit/Delete Message
It's all good until something happens and you make her mad and then you get slapped with a sexual harassment suit.

If I were single, no way would I ever get involved with a coworker. Too many people looking for the easy bucks with a lawsuit.

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special_bill
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posted August 02, 2000 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
she gets here in about an hour...i just gotta tell yall what kind of a freak im dealing with....she is a real good christian girl....goes to church even we get back to my place and its starting to get kinda heated...she mentions that "she's a virgin"....i figure "time to go home then, cause i doubt you're gonna give it up to this freak on the first date"....she gets a little pouty (just like i like it) and says (swear to god) "there's other places to put it"...we anal out on the first date...i was tempted to "let it slip" but decided this girl might acutally be crazy enough to think she's a virgin....is this some freaky shit or what...anal-loving christian virgins....WTF???

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miles
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posted August 02, 2000 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for miles     Edit/Delete Message
Got to love those religious chicks.

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Vanguard
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posted August 02, 2000 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vanguard   Click Here to Email Vanguard     Edit/Delete Message
be careful.

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havoc
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posted August 02, 2000 01:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Special bill are you serious, your telling me you banged a church going virgin in the rump, damn that is unheard of, did her pussy smell?

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Thick dog
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posted August 02, 2000 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
HA HA, Is she saving herself for marriage or a gangbang?

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special_bill
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posted August 02, 2000 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
she is supposedly "saving herself for marriage"....where do these girls come from?...i so wanted to tell her most guys would settle for an anal virgin over a vaginal one...i can't believe im even talking about this...what a freak...god, i cant wait til she gets here.....

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Hindustan
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posted August 02, 2000 02:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hindustan   Click Here to Email Hindustan     Edit/Delete Message
Congratz on Pulling an Office Romance.... Welcome to HELL! No seriously. I hope everything goes well for you and this 20 year old is alot more mature then the 20 year olds that I have dated. If she isn't my friend then you are in the WORLD of hurt because she can get you fired. Most places have a "no-office romance" policy. Check if your place does as well. Its a small little excerpt written in your employee handbook, that is often not talked about due to it being an office faupa.

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The Body Cries Stop, but the soul cries NEVER!
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weez
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posted August 02, 2000 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weez   Click Here to Email weez     Edit/Delete Message
that's the best story I've heard in a while!!!

can't wait for an udate......in brown eye on date 1.....all good.

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easton
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posted August 02, 2000 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for easton   Click Here to Email easton     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 28380265
yeah these religous chics ar nutty like that...here in utah the molly mormon bitches that say they are virgins suck more dick than nina hartley...and ive heard of them taking it up the ass to keep their 'virginity' i think anal sex should be considered as sleeping with 25 guys vaginally as far as morales are concerned, then again, if you watch jerry springer, this is how transvestites get you hooked 'oh im just an innocent lil virgin , so fuck my ass' thats code for 'i have no vagina, i sure hope my erection isnt noticable when you fuck my hairy ass'....lol

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special_bill
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posted August 02, 2000 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
that is some funny shit easton.....

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Rotten
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posted August 02, 2000 05:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rotten   Click Here to Email Rotten     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 42393758
Nice work. I just hope she doesn't turn on you. If she does, then I hope you didn't like your job too much. Bitches are evil.

And remeber...YOU DON'T GET YOUR MEAT WHERE YOU MAKE YOUR BREAD.

But still it was nice work

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kram696969
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posted August 02, 2000 07:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kram696969   Click Here to Email kram696969     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 15497701
good work man...keep nailin her...haha

kram-mark
just do'in my best...

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special_bill
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posted August 02, 2000 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
yeah- were getting all nasty on that damn AOL instant messenger thang....my handle is
"cptswinginbeef"...short for captain swinging beef....no need to elaborate...im trying to talk her into swinging by after my work out....she has me out of my mind right now....somebody IM me...i need to cool down...

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Future One
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posted August 02, 2000 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Future One     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5410509
I don't know if I believe this, it sounds too fake. If it is real, then it's sad to see the point where we supposed "christians" have sunk....

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pizza man
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posted August 02, 2000 09:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pizza man     Edit/Delete Message
great great great great, nuthin, like watching your s--- drip out of the anal cavity, while shes doggie style, and then going down on her and lappin it up like a dog. man makes me hungry just thinkin about it!!!!!!!

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Your_Moms_Kneepads
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posted August 03, 2000 12:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Your_Moms_Kneepads     Edit/Delete Message
go into details !!
Was there;?
1) ass licking
2)cum swallowing
3) deep anal thrusting?
4) talk of a threeway in the copy room?
Did you
1) cum in her mouth/face
2) lick her till she got her .50 cents worth?
3) give her orgasms
4)tell her to talk dirty and call you a whore?
I told you guys my minds in the 'guttah!

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Rotten
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posted August 03, 2000 12:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rotten   Click Here to Email Rotten     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 42393758
I don't think there has ever been a time that I was so hungry, horney, fucked-up, etc. that I would lick my own shit dripping from someones asshole. Call me old fashioned...but damn! If you got to draw the line somewhere, thats where I do. I just make the juice, I don't eat it.

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Dlady27
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posted August 03, 2000 12:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 66764840
I WOULD SAY YES! SHE IS FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD!!!!! BIG TIME! WEIRDO!
SB, JUST WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO HER AT WORK, SAVE IT FOR OUTSIDE OF WORK, JUST ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GET TOGEHTER AGAIN!

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMEONE LIKE HER BEFORE EEEEWWWWWWW!

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Thick dog
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posted August 03, 2000 12:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
I believe the correct term for drinking cum that you have just shot into someones asshole is "Shrimping". If I ever found my self even pondering about doing that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

[This message has been edited by Thick dog (edited August 03, 2000).]

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