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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 258) |
posted August 02, 2000 11:30 AM
allright, im a slut....me and the supertight twenty year old got it on friday night...it was way hotter than i expected and id like to do it again....however, i don't want an office romance....today is her first day back and will be the first time ive seen her since friday (no i didnt call, shoot me ladies)...what's the angle here?...can i get in trouble for talking nasty to her?...anybody else got experience in this department?....im keep ya posted on her attitude throughout the day...this should be interesting...im off to work ------------------ IP: Logged |
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 591) |
posted August 02, 2000 11:36 AM
Excellent, take her to the supply room and see how many pencils that scheme can take, if its over 25 then you could probably fist fuck her next time, best wishes. IP: Logged |
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1185) |
posted August 02, 2000 11:37 AM
I had a relationship with a superviser of mine once, we did the same thing (hooked up on the weekend and then saw each other at work) it was kinda wierd, we just played it cool like normal, after I saw that it wasn't going to be a 1 or 2 or 7 time thing we let it come out to the rest of the office. It really sucks to have a relationship at work, sure the good thing is I always got all kinds of extra hours on my time card, but the shitty thing is when you don't want to see her or a girl comes in to see you or your friends are talking about some girl you were f'ing with that weekend. Slopain IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1365) |
posted August 02, 2000 11:39 AM
Way to lay that pipe, Bill. This is kind of tricky. It may be hard to continue banging her without some sort of relationship forming, since you have to see her everyday. I had a one-nighter with a co-worker once. She was cool about it. We pretended that it never happened. May sure you get a quickie in the janitor's closet before you let her go. IP: Logged |
davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 135) |
posted August 02, 2000 11:50 AM
No shit, you know how those fbs get. They say they don't want anything but some dick, then they start criing when they see you with your girlfriend. IP: Logged |
davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 135) |
posted August 02, 2000 11:58 AM
Oh yeah, I am still triing to hook up with those phat bitches from mr.muscles work. IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1541) |
posted August 02, 2000 12:33 PM
hehe they are all yours David. they wanted me to stay extra hours today.....HELL NO..fuck, i gotta get my old job at the hospital back..hell, the doctor and nurse students there were HOT..and i look pretty good in white to ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged |
cm3504jm Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 147) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:05 PM
It's all good until something happens and you make her mad and then you get slapped with a sexual harassment suit. If I were single, no way would I ever get involved with a coworker. Too many people looking for the easy bucks with a lawsuit. ------------------ IP: Logged |
special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 258) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:10 PM
she gets here in about an hour...i just gotta tell yall what kind of a freak im dealing with....she is a real good christian girl....goes to church even we get back to my place and its starting to get kinda heated...she mentions that "she's a virgin"....i figure "time to go home then, cause i doubt you're gonna give it up to this freak on the first date"....she gets a little pouty (just like i like it) and says (swear to god) "there's other places to put it"...we anal out on the first date...i was tempted to "let it slip" but decided this girl might acutally be crazy enough to think she's a virgin....is this some freaky shit or what...anal-loving christian virgins....WTF??? ------------------ IP: Logged |
miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:23 PM
Got to love those religious chicks. IP: Logged |
Vanguard Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:23 PM
be careful. IP: Logged |
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 591) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:27 PM
Special bill are you serious, your telling me you banged a church going virgin in the rump, damn that is unheard of, did her pussy smell? IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1365) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:32 PM
HA HA, Is she saving herself for marriage or a gangbang? IP: Logged |
special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 258) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:02 PM
she is supposedly "saving herself for marriage"....where do these girls come from?...i so wanted to tell her most guys would settle for an anal virgin over a vaginal one...i can't believe im even talking about this...what a freak...god, i cant wait til she gets here..... ------------------ IP: Logged |
Hindustan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 80) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:08 PM
Congratz on Pulling an Office Romance.... Welcome to HELL! No seriously. I hope everything goes well for you and this 20 year old is alot more mature then the 20 year olds that I have dated. If she isn't my friend then you are in the WORLD of hurt because she can get you fired. Most places have a "no-office romance" policy. Check if your place does as well. Its a small little excerpt written in your employee handbook, that is often not talked about due to it being an office faupa. ------------------ IP: Logged |
weez Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 188) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:11 PM
that's the best story I've heard in a while!!! can't wait for an udate......in brown eye on date 1.....all good. IP: Logged |
easton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 197) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:48 PM
yeah these religous chics ar nutty like that...here in utah the molly mormon bitches that say they are virgins suck more dick than nina hartley...and ive heard of them taking it up the ass to keep their 'virginity' i think anal sex should be considered as sleeping with 25 guys vaginally as far as morales are concerned, then again, if you watch jerry springer, this is how transvestites get you hooked 'oh im just an innocent lil virgin , so fuck my ass' thats code for 'i have no vagina, i sure hope my erection isnt noticable when you fuck my hairy ass'....lol IP: Logged |
special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 258) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:52 PM
that is some funny shit easton..... ------------------ IP: Logged |
Rotten Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 194) |
posted August 02, 2000 05:22 PM
Nice work. I just hope she doesn't turn on you. If she does, then I hope you didn't like your job too much. Bitches are evil. And remeber...YOU DON'T GET YOUR MEAT WHERE YOU MAKE YOUR BREAD. But still it was nice work IP: Logged |
kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 467) |
posted August 02, 2000 07:46 PM
good work man...keep nailin her...haha kram-mark IP: Logged |
special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 258) |
posted August 02, 2000 08:13 PM
yeah- were getting all nasty on that damn AOL instant messenger thang....my handle is "cptswinginbeef"...short for captain swinging beef....no need to elaborate...im trying to talk her into swinging by after my work out....she has me out of my mind right now....somebody IM me...i need to cool down... ------------------ IP: Logged |
Future One Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 122) |
posted August 02, 2000 09:37 PM
I don't know if I believe this, it sounds too fake. If it is real, then it's sad to see the point where we supposed "christians" have sunk.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 443) |
posted August 02, 2000 09:42 PM
great great great great, nuthin, like watching your s--- drip out of the anal cavity, while shes doggie style, and then going down on her and lappin it up like a dog. man makes me hungry just thinkin about it!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 253) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:15 PM
go into details !! Was there;? 1) ass licking 2)cum swallowing 3) deep anal thrusting? 4) talk of a threeway in the copy room? Did you 1) cum in her mouth/face 2) lick her till she got her .50 cents worth? 3) give her orgasms 4)tell her to talk dirty and call you a whore? I told you guys my minds in the 'guttah! IP: Logged |
Rotten Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 194) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:22 PM
I don't think there has ever been a time that I was so hungry, horney, fucked-up, etc. that I would lick my own shit dripping from someones asshole. Call me old fashioned...but damn! If you got to draw the line somewhere, thats where I do. I just make the juice, I don't eat it. IP: Logged |
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1158) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:25 PM
I WOULD SAY YES! SHE IS FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD!!!!! BIG TIME! WEIRDO! SB, JUST WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO HER AT WORK, SAVE IT FOR OUTSIDE OF WORK, JUST ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GET TOGEHTER AGAIN! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMEONE LIKE HER BEFORE EEEEWWWWWWW! IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1365) |
posted August 03, 2000 12:28 PM
I believe the correct term for drinking cum that you have just shot into someones asshole is "Shrimping". If I ever found my self even pondering about doing that, I'd have to kick my own ass. [This message has been edited by Thick dog (edited August 03, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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