posted August 02, 2000 10:50 AM         

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I'm 22 and I've drank plenty of times in the past but after Friday night I'll never do it again. I went to the local bar with some friends and got totally shit faced. Drank like 10 shots of yager and had a few pitchers of Killian's. I was having the time of my life and was ripped out of my gore. When I finally got dropped off at home the worst thing you can imagine happened. I blew CHUNKS. I've never done that before and now I'll never drink again. The guilt is killing me. This ever happen to anyone here?

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posted August 02, 2000 10:56 AM            

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Latimer , can you guess what my suggestion is?

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posted August 02, 2000 11:00 AM         

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Poke Smot instead?

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posted August 02, 2000 11:01 AM            

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You are correct sir! You win a free bong, an acre of purple haze and a bucket of fruit.

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posted August 02, 2000 11:01 AM         

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10 shots of Jager and a couple of pitchers will do that sometimes. Me and my friend once one a pitcher chugging contest when I was in college, then we both proceeded to puke all over the restroom. Another time at a party, after I had been funneling beer and doing shots all night, I went home with some girl who I had met and after we hooked up, I puked all over her apartment. Needless to say, I did'nt get any repeat business from her. I drink on the weekends, but not to the point ot where I get drunk. Well, at least not that often.

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posted August 02, 2000 11:09 AM         

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Thick dog you don't understand, CHUNKS is my dog's name.

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posted August 02, 2000 11:11 AM         

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Did you swallow?

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posted August 02, 2000 11:15 AM         

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No he snowballed it! LOL

Shit I just felt like sharing a joke with you guys in a different kind of way.

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posted August 02, 2000 11:17 AM         

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HeHe Dogs don't need your assistance...they can lick their own balls. lol

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posted August 02, 2000 11:18 AM            

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i dont drink anymore (harder to dodge a swift goat kick when sauced)..but if i could gain like thirty pounds of lean muscle i would start back...i would only drink cosmo's with umbrellas in them...and i would develop a lisp...you see, i have beautiful naturally crossed eyes and i think a lisp and a fruity drink would really complete the package...

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posted August 02, 2000 11:25 AM            

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LOL!

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posted August 02, 2000 11:25 AM            

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Latimer, you are funniest mother fucker.

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posted August 02, 2000 11:26 AM            

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