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THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653)	posted August 02, 2000 06:01 AM WELCOME TO THE ELITEFITNESS AWARDS: MR MUSCLE:BALLS OF STEEL AWARD AND BEST DRESSED(PINK BAGGIES WITH PINK OTOMIX SHOES) FLEXB:THE BAD MOFO AWARD(TAKES NO SHIT AND SURE AS HELL CAN DISH IT OUT) REXIE:MOST WILLING TO IMPROVE AWARD(KEEP IT UP MAN) ROMEO:THE DRUNK AWARD(JK) AND THE POTENTIAL JUICER AWARD(ONE DAY MY FRIEND ONE DAY) CLEANER: HE GETS THE SNIPER AWARD(NOT ONLY WILL HIS POUNDAGES CONTINUE TO SNEAK UP HE IS ALWAYS ON TARGET AND KNOWS HIS SHIT. FRACKAL:HE GETS THE PAUL REVERE AND THE COLONEL SANDERS AWARD AND INTERNET BITCH AWARD (KEEP IT UP BRO WE NEED YOUR ALARM,GOOD LUCK WITH KFC AND THE BITCHES) HAVOC:THE GODDAMN IM HUGE AWARD.(THIS IS FOR YOU YOU BIG MOFO KEEP IT STRONG) MATTTHESKYWALKER:BEST NEW MOD AND THE GENIUS AWARD(THE MAN DOES IT ALL AND KNOWS LOTS OF GOOD SHIT THANKS MAN FOR ADVICE) BLACKHAUS:BEST ALL AROUND FEMALE AND HOTTIE AWARD AND I GIVE YOU THE SOCRATES AWARD{FOR ALL YOUR GOOD ADVICE.THANKS BABE.ILL BE IN NY SOON HOLD TIGHT TILL I GET THERE!!) RYRY:THE MAKE ME LAUGH AWARD(HE MAKES ME LAUGH) MOE DANK: GREEN THUMB AWARD AND THE DR DOPE AWARD.(IF YOU AINT SMOKIN HIS SHIT,THEN YOU AINT SMOKIN DA CHRONIC) 2THICK:BEST ADVICE AWARD AND THE MR PIN AWARD(YOUR ADVICE CANT BE MATCHED THANKS FOR ALL OF IT) THE F/N SHOW:BEST ROCK LOOKALIKE.COOL NAME AWARD AND GREAT NATURAL PHYSIQUE AWARD(I LIKE YOU BRO SORRY FOR THE PAST AGRESSION) STUMPY:THE SHORT MANS AWARD(KEEP PUMPING) DLADY:THE SEX GODDESS AWARD.(YOU KNOW YOU WANT ALL OF US INSIDE YOU....JK KEEP IT UP GIRL) BIKINIMOM:THE I WISH YOU WERENT MARRIED CAUSE I WANT TO DO THINGS TO YOU AWARD.(SPEAKS FOR ITSELF) BRUMANS:MOST BUILT 12 YEAR OLD QUEER.(HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN,OH YEAH YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE...) AGAINST MY MORALS ILL GIVE THERON:THE I HATE YOU DONT EVER COME BACK I HOPE YOU DIE AWARD AND THE DUMBASS FOR LIFE AWARD BIGPAPPAPUMP:THE HARDCORE HARD ASS AWARD(YOU TELL IT LIKE IT IS AND SPEAK THE TRUTH BRO...AT TIMES) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MORE AWARDS TO COME.......... ------------------ IN IRON WE TRUST. THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653)	posted August 02, 2000 06:05 AM GLENBENTON:THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULDNT AWARD.(YOU TRIED BRO HANG IT UP THIS GAMES NOT FOR YOU) ------------------ IN IRON WE TRUST. THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged
Sight1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 103)	posted August 02, 2000 06:05 AM The Award to Bikinimom was the best... Outstanding post. ------------------ You can't get out of life alive....Live well! IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653)	posted August 02, 2000 06:12 AM MORE AWARDS TO FOLLOW-------------------------------------- ------------------ IN IRON WE TRUST. THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653)	posted August 02, 2000 06:17 AM THICKDOG:THE DIRTY DOG AWARD(THIS MAN IS A GENUINE ANIMAL INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE DOGHOUSE.) PIZZAMAN:THE THIRTY MINUTE OR LESS CUMDUMPSTER AWARD(THIS ONES FOR YOU YOU NECROPHILIAC.HAPPY SWINGING LET ME BORROW YOUR WIFE) ------------------ IN IRON WE TRUST. THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653)	posted August 02, 2000 06:20 AM MY MAN SLOPAIN:YOU GET THE I TOLD YOU SO AWARD{LISTEN TO HIM IF YOU ASKIN FOR INFO,DONT BE ASHAMED TO ADMIT YOUR WRONG,CAUSE AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE,SLO TOLD YA ASS SO} ------------------ IN IRON WE TRUST. THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 653)	posted August 02, 2000 06:24 AM KRAM696969:THE I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE PROFILE SIGNATURE AWARD(LOOK AT HIS POSTS,HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE JUST DOING HIS BEST,EXCEPT HE HASNT FIGURED OUT HE CAN PUT THAT IN HIS PROFILE SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO TYPE IT.SORRY KID GOT TO RAG ON YOU) ------------------ IN IRON WE TRUST. THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged
glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 808)	posted August 02, 2000 06:42 AM steel beast i didnt know you had the authority to hand out these awards. i cant belive you would put theron and brumans over me, thats harsh. hey id say 75 percent of my overall posts have been decent, but the other 25 was temporary insanity. and last of all what game is not for me that your talking about? weightlifting? posting? the game of checkers? IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561)	posted August 02, 2000 07:04 AM STEEL BEAST-YOU GET THE I DONT GIVE A FUCK AWARD AND I AM A COOL ASS MOTHERFUCKER AWARD AS WELL AND THE I WILL ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS AWARD BECAUSE THATS JUST MY DISPOSITION AND IT DOESNT MEAN I AM SCREAMING. This was a great post, your right on the money with all of the awards, excellent creativity and it is much appreciated. IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1120)	posted August 02, 2000 08:58 AM LOL! ( first thing in the morning)!!!! IP: Logged
Gymmyaus Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 111)	posted August 02, 2000 09:06 AM I've seen it just how you tell it! IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted August 02, 2000 09:20 AM Funny ass shit Steel! lol IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1521)	posted August 02, 2000 09:55 AM hehe so you think i have balls of steel cuz i posted my pics huh....hehe you suck awesome post man..awesome....about gawd damn time you showed your face again ------------------ "Pain, is just weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray IP: Logged
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 785)	posted August 02, 2000 10:04 AM We should like, make a movie and shit. ------------------ Peace........FlexB IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1120)	posted August 02, 2000 10:11 AM FLEX, YOU ARE RIGHT WE COULD WITH ALL THAT WE KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER NOW! SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, BUT A LOT OF US HAVE RECENTLY OPENED UP A BIT MORE. WE'RE LIKE ONE HUGE FUCKING BRADY BUNCH! IP: Logged
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 785)	posted August 02, 2000 10:15 AM Yeah, we're like the fucking Brady Bunch. Glenbenton could be the red-headed cousin like cousin Arnold, remember that episode? Then we can kick him off the show after 1 episode. ------------------ Peace........FlexB IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted August 02, 2000 10:18 AM Kind of like the XXX version of the Brady Bunch. I think it would be more like the gang from Half Baked. DLADY can be Mary Jane IP: Logged
Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 566)	posted August 02, 2000 10:18 AM I would like to thank Jesus for giving me the ability to be noticed. Gotta give a yell out to my parents for the genetics. Wanta thank DAD for always knocking the air out of me! - shut the hell up bitch don't you know your on Elite. This ain't some award show! Shit get a life. Thanks STEEL that was fun. [This message has been edited by Cleaner (edited August 02, 2000).] IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1120)	posted August 02, 2000 10:30 AM NEVER SAW THE MOVIE TD, SORRY. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1162)	posted August 02, 2000 11:16 AM LOL! Good Shit BEAST, GOOD SHIT!! exceptance speech: quote: I'd like to thank the presenter first and foremost, thank you Mr. Beast. And to everyone on the board you dirty mofos and sisters are like a second family to me, on a serious note you probably know more (truths) about me than just about anyone. You guys make a hard job easier to get through - throughout the day! for real. And heres my quicklist of thanks: Moe Dank: for being dope as shit (and funny too what happen to pappa smurf.. aka you hit them high, Ill hit em low) Flexb: Glad you didn't make that exit when the drama went down 2Thick & MattSkywalker: Good evenheaded knowledge and info - you are the yin to like 90% of the others on the boards yang. Romeo: Don't wanna see you on test lol! Bikinimom/Dlady: like sisters, and for puttin up with all the shit we talk. ThickDog: All I gotta say is you are one funny ass mofo, and STAY AWAY FROM MY LLAMA, homewrecker. Havoc: I want your genes. Mr Muscle: Well, you don't like random sex with skanks, but I like you anyway. j/k bro Pizza Man: The freak of the week for sure! last but defiently not least: Denkal (you are one clean and powerfull mofo!) Slopain IP: Logged
TxCollegeguy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 415)	posted August 02, 2000 11:18 AM HAHA Pretty damn funny We can make a our own soap off this..."Like the weights dropping to the floor from exhuastion, these are the days of our lives." IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted August 02, 2000 11:23 AM HHHA Slopain, if your Llama swallows, she's fair game. All's fair in love and war. Even better, we can pull a Pizza Man and swap Llamas for a couple of weeks. Of course, when you get yours back, she will be broken in half. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561)	posted August 02, 2000 11:25 AM Thick Dog your imagination is broad as fuck, hell I am still laughing about that Aardvark roundup comment. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1162)	posted August 02, 2000 11:27 AM and yours won't walk right for a month! hahaha SLopain (the L is for llama!) IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted August 02, 2000 11:28 AM I owe it all to the great Ganjasaurus, and all the sleezy tramps I seem to attract. IP: Logged
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 785)	posted August 02, 2000 11:30 AM Like I've said numerous times in the past.....you all are a fucking trip!! Slopain: I just about bust a gut on your "skank" remark to MrMuscle!! The folks in my office are looking at me funny again. Dlady: How the fuck did you get almost twice as many posts as me?! Didn't we join Elite the same day?!! Damn girl!! Oh yeah, you gotta rent "Half Baked". I like to call it "The White Man's Version of Friday". ------------------ Peace........FlexB IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 579)	posted August 02, 2000 11:39 AM Great post Steel...LOL...they were all good! ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1162)	posted August 02, 2000 11:41 AM yeah that shit was funny 'the guy on the couch' was hilarious. That movie was a sleeper. Slopain IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561)	posted August 02, 2000 11:44 AM Wesley Pipes(black bong), that was funny, Sir Smoke a lot, When the black dude was portraying a Jamaican drug king, that shit was funny. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted August 02, 2000 11:44 AM "I used to suck dick for coke". -Bob Saget, Half Baked. Snoop Dog's cameo was funny as shit, too. IP: Logged
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 785)	posted August 02, 2000 11:48 AM I like the part where they got the dog high and shit. That motherfucker started flying out the window! Why is that shit so damn funny!!!?? ------------------ Peace........FlexB IP: Logged
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 380)	posted August 02, 2000 12:18 PM SB, Whatever aggression there was is all but forgotten. And wow 3 awards for me. The that means the most to me the the natural physique one. I worked for it so it nice hear kudos for it, but you ain't seen nothing yet. You will by the end of the week. I'll post my news pic my this weekend. And I must credit my mom and dad for my 'Rock' looks. Even being able to do the Peoples's Eyebrown is a pure genetic thing. IP: Logged
blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 738)	posted August 02, 2000 01:23 PM STEEL BEAST, That was the funniest thing i think i have ever read on this board. LMAO!!!! And thanks for my nice award...I feel the love! If I don't talk to you, have a nice, safe trip...your presence here will be missed! IP: Logged
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 483)	posted August 02, 2000 01:34 PM Steel, that was some good shit man. Thanx for the award. Thats funny that you called Moe Dr. Dope cause I used to be on painkillers for stuff and my cousin would call me that. When ever I walked into his house he'd say "The docta is in." B/c I gave him the perkies or vicoprofens I didn't want. ------------------ Winners make promises, losers make excuses. " When the odds are against me I prove them wrong, when all else fails I succeed, when all else ceases to live I breath, when all turns to ashes from it I rise, so it doesn't matter what you throw at me or what you do, I am, I do, that's all that matters." -The Iron Tank. IP: Logged
ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 712)	posted August 02, 2000 01:57 PM thanks for the award steely, we miss you around here, you don't post as much anymore. w/o you, the fat people are running rampid and are taking over ------------------ "The race is long... and in the end, it's only with yourself." IP: Logged
Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 766)	posted August 02, 2000 02:05 PM I want an award. maybe the most needing attention or the biggest ego or something, I just need somehting. IP: Logged
Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 242)	posted August 02, 2000 02:13 PM Cool... If we make that EF movie can I have Emmanuel Lewis play me? J/k ... Peace ------------------ "You're not going to be the father; you're just going to masturbate into a cup." Woody Allen in Hanna and her sisters IP: Logged
buckydingdong Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 132)	posted August 02, 2000 02:52 PM CHECKMATEBLOATED: MOST ATTRACTIVE MULLET. MOE DANK: LARGE BALLS, DOWN TO EARTH, AND QUALITY GROWER AWARD. GEORGE: BEST CONTENT AND DESIGN OF A BOARD.(coming from graphic design study, I think that chain-link design in the upper-lefthand corner of the screen is badass). HAVOC: GOOD SUGGESTIONS AND POSITIVE OUTLOOK. THICK DOG: BEST PERVERTED HUMOUR, (possibly ever) ALL THE GIRLS: YOU ALL ARE SOME SMOOTH WOMEN. there's my boxfull of awards. IP: Logged
blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 738)	posted August 02, 2000 03:00 PM Checkmate Bloated gets the "Worst 80's hair award" and "biggest neck award" LOL ------------------ "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.." IP: Logged
MattTheSkywalker Moderator (Total posts: 1244)	posted August 02, 2000 03:02 PM Good shit beast. Some of us need to arrange an event somewhere. I'll be in Ft Lauderdalethe first week in September. Anyone can get there..... Matt IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319)	posted August 02, 2000 03:06 PM Shit Matt, I live 20 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale. I usually go out down there on the weekend. Keep me posted as that weekend nears. We can go on a beaver hunt. IP: Logged
blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 738)	posted August 02, 2000 03:09 PM Matt, I'm rolling with u remember?? I AM COPILOT! ------------------ "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.." IP: Logged
Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 640)	posted August 02, 2000 03:54 PM Cool post steel. I'd just like to point out that I work at KFC AND GO TO SCHOOL! It's not like that is my actual lifetime career. Because of the flexibility they allow me and that I like all the people there I'm staying 'till I'm out of HS. IP: Logged
kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 467)	posted August 02, 2000 04:45 PM hahah...good post man. thanx and ya i am just do'in my best...i like it this way. peace kram-mark just do'in my best... IP: Logged
studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1056)	posted August 02, 2000 05:03 PM How about the GOD OF ELITE ANABOLICS AWARD: E2 He made this board. IP: Logged
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 707)	posted August 02, 2000 05:22 PM SHIT HATE IT WHEN I MISS A GOOD POST...I WAS IN THE SHITTER ...SUCKING DOWN A BOTTLE OF JACK....BURP!!!!!..SORRY...ANYWAY...I THINK IM GOING TO THROW UP!!!...I LOVE YOU ALL...I TRULEY DO....TEAR-TEAR!!!! PEACE ROMEO IP: Logged
Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 640)	posted August 03, 2000 01:36 AM To the top. IP: Logged

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