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 picked up my first chick!
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miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:25 AM
 
Man, I feel great. I wanted to get laid so badly, that I got all dressed up nice on Sunday, and drove around to all the big churches in the area looking for the one with the most women. One caught my eye, so I went in, talked to everything that was female in the place, and was a pretty severe dickhead, and as I was walking throught the parking lot to leave, whamo I got a hit, right off the sidewalk! I was soooo fucking nice and polite and I took her out for lunch and we talked about religious bullshit. We ended up back at my place for a real porno session that evening. I loved it so much, I can't wait to do it again. I called her today, and she wants more! I don't care if 1000 girls reject me in a row, all you need is 1 taker, and then life is bliss. I WISH I COULD SCREAM OUT MY WINDOW HOW GOOD I FEEL! IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 781) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:28 AM
 Are you for real!? This sounds like a Theron post. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:31 AM
When you picked her up did get square and have to bend at the knees? IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:31 AM
Shit, you should have done her doggystyle right in the confession booth. IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:35 AM
Really? You talked about "religious bullshit"? How Godly of you. lol. You need to a thunderbolt up you ass for that one. IP: Logged |
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buckydingdong Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 131) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:37 AM
LOL on that Show. hahahha. Miles maybe you met a girl who was surfin churches for guys...haha wouldn't that be a coincidence? You should ask her. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 781) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:37 AM
Don't encourage him guys. I don't know about this one. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1150) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:41 AM
Well shows you were my minds at, i thought this was going to be a 'first hooker pickup' story, I am dissapointed. Slopain and Im with flex on this 1. IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:43 AM
Well, my first hooker was serial goes mom. So I don't think we all need a psychologist to know where got the serial part from. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1150) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:45 AM
huh? IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 689) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:45 AM
BRO YOU SOUND LIKE BOOGER FROM REVENGE OF THE NERDS.. "I WAS OUT COMBING THE HIGHSCHOOLS ALL DAY" PEACE ROMEO IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:45 AM
That shit sounds kind of far fetched but I guess I will give you the benefit of the doubt. You must of done some serious bullshitting, reminds me of myself, well if its true then GREAT JOB. IP: Logged |
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miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:56 AM
I am not joking, it was the most awesome thing that has ever happened in my life. I still can't believe it. And I am NOT a THERON! This guy bugar doesn't sound too cool either. I think I am going to become very religious from here on out. I will definitely need to check out more churches in my area. She works for Liz Clayborn as a model, she lives with her mom, she is like 35 years old, and she is very lonely. The world can be a very cool place, sometimes. IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:02 PM
Oh please. Don't tell me anyone believes this bullshit. A guy "drove around to all the big churches in the area looking for the one with the most women"? And then fucked one after talking about "religious bullshit". If this were true he deserves to go straight to hell and don't pass go. I think I'm gonna check the Synagogues (Temples) this saturday for some hot action. I'm part Jewish ya know. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 31, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:03 PM
Show is right that is really disrespectful, not to mention hard to believe. It its true, you should keep it too yourself. [This message has been edited by davidg (edited July 31, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1150) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:05 PM
model my ass. Slopain IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 781) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:08 PM
If Pizzaman said it, I would probably beleive it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:08 PM
Sounds highly suspect, 35 model? Honestly I am having a difficult time with this entire story but I did not want to come out and say this was a complete lie. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:09 PM
If you are looking to add to your clientele for your drug pushing operation, try some of the local nursery schools. Lots of potential there. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1150) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:12 PM
all jokes aside, you find some nice horny lil tramps at catholic churches/schools. Slopain IP: Logged |
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miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:13 PM
Your jealous! Your jealous! She ain't all that pretty, but I don't care. And you know what, after my last girlfriend of 4 years (we were going to get married) rejected me for feminist reasons, I'm not about to care about it ever again. I just want what I want, and thats all there is to it. Sorry, to piss any of you guys off. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:16 PM
If you want to go for a ride on the wildside, try some of the nuns on for size. They are into the kinky shit. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 781) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:16 PM
Miles: What the fuck are you talking about?!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 387) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:25 PM
i think this really happened. where do you live miles? i went to pick my girlfriend up after her church service and she wasn't there. i waited and waited and was never able to find her. so i sat at home allll day and she waited for her to come home. then late that night she came home walking all funny. my girlfriend is a 35 year old claiborne model too. Hmmmm? IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:50 PM
I lost my virginity to Jill Goodacre. IP: Logged |
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miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted July 31, 2000 03:01 PM
It is interesting to hear these comments. I am surprised by all the negativity. All I can say is don't knock it until you have tried it. Anyway, I just spoke with her and I will be seeing her again tonight. I hope everything works out of the best. And by the way, I can talk religious bullshit with the best of them, because I think about those kinds of questions all of the time, and I am personally very interested in their resolution. It just happens that I am a good talker, and luckily, I was knowledeable about the subject. Go and try to explain Christian dogma to a horny Protestant woman and see where it gets you! I really thought I would get a few more high fives from all of you. Well, I'm not going to post here about this any more. Chill out everybody. It was a good thing, for both of us. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 781) |
posted July 31, 2000 03:14 PM
Your whole story just sounded kinda odd. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DubSack Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 159) |
posted July 31, 2000 03:22 PM
damn bro, i guess u have to start somewhere, but to a church looking for some ass?? IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 801) |
posted August 01, 2000 01:23 AM
I HATE ANYBODY NAMED MILES, ITS JUST A GEEKY NAME FOR A DORK IP: Logged |
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rancid Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted August 01, 2000 02:31 AM
Sounds to me like your a pimple faced virgin like one of those guys in American pie. IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 801) |
posted August 01, 2000 03:31 AM
i hope your not talking to me rancid? all i know is this miles kids story is a bunch of horse shit IP: Logged |
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rancid Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted August 01, 2000 05:41 AM
no glenbenton, it was directed towards miles! IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 689) |
posted August 01, 2000 11:30 AM
hey miles booger is from the movie revenge of the nerds.... that was a line he used in the movie...ha ha ha .. anyway very nice story peace romeo IP: Logged |
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Future One Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 115) |
posted August 01, 2000 09:21 PM
Boy, this guy just doesn't know when to shut his mouth does he? I'm a christian protestant buddy, you got a problem? talking about "religious bullshit" eh? first of all, if anyone's bullshitting, it's you pal! and even if this were real, then you got nerve buddy, going to a church to grab a girl just to have your way! man, I don't know, either way you're a screwed up individual... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ripp Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 229) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:12 AM
hey Glen, are u juicing? IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 801) |
posted August 02, 2000 01:28 AM
my next door neighbors name is miles and really hate him. hes a little cockey highschool bastard but i cant kick his ass cause hes my neighbor IP: Logged |
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madbomber31 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 461) |
posted August 02, 2000 04:40 AM
you guys... IF this is true, its fucking hillarious.... (that was a big if). think about it, someone is sooo desperate he goes to a church...not to meet someone, but to get fucking laid!!!!! dude, i love it. one thing though miles.. you said you were gonna get all into the christian shit... uh, you know the ones that are very strict dont have sex unless they are married. heres MILES at the shrinks office. shrink-hey, i say a word and you say the first one that comes to mind IP: Logged |
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miles Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
posted August 02, 2000 02:23 PM
Damn it you guys. At least my handle isn't some made up billy bad ass stupid thing. It's just my fucking name! Big deal. And have you ever listened to miles davis? He is definitely a cool musician. And I don't care if your neighbor named miles is a dick. Who cares? Everyone gives me shit for my name, especially black guys, and I am tired of stupid people making comments like that. I will admit to being a little "fucked up". I am just a twisted kind of guy. I don't want to come down. Yes, I was so desperate that I went to a nice big church looking for some ass. And I got some, and it was a miracle! Praise the lord! Actually, I do have an appointment to see my shrink, and I don't know how I am going to avoid telling him the story. He will probably flip out on me. This has got to be one of the most interesting things that has ever happened to me. My eyes have been opened and I can see the light! IP: Logged |
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avcodder Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted August 02, 2000 05:24 PM
dude....... you are honestly fucked up! You're admitting it yourself that you're fucked up! The shrink you're visiting isn't doing a good nuff job! Find a new one dude ------------------ Word!!!!! IP: Logged |
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