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missgalaxy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157)	posted July 30, 2000 08:47 PM This is not meant to be discussing..........I've always heard that sperm contains protein. Correct?? And if so, can the body utilize it as it does whey, soy, or egg? Is it essential amino acids or non-essential? My boyfriend and I were having a discussion on this subject tonight so I thought I would ask. IP: Logged
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 635)	posted July 30, 2000 08:49 PM miss g i always thought that ...that was a joke..i never took it serious...i would love to hear what people have to say about this one peace romeo----lol IP: Logged
pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 413)	posted July 30, 2000 08:53 PM IF it is pure protein , i wonder why more women dont swallow.??????? IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 534)	posted July 30, 2000 09:09 PM Yes MissG - its protein...purest source on earth...take advantage!! ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
missgalaxy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157)	posted July 30, 2000 09:11 PM Hey sky - How many grams? I guess it would all depend on the load? huh? IP: Logged
superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 456)	posted July 30, 2000 09:35 PM Sperm makes up a miniscule part of a "load". The rest is prostate fluid so the prostate would have to be made of protein for it to make a difference. IP: Logged
BigPappa Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 574)	posted July 30, 2000 09:41 PM Sperm is 100% pure protein...its been tested and even written up in JAMA (Journal of American Medical Association). More females really should swallow since they need protein and making this kind is worth the effort. IP: Logged
BigWh1tey Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 208)	posted July 30, 2000 09:45 PM just think of it as " protein on tap " ------------------ "Ive got pieces of guys like you in my stool" -- Frank Sinatra IP: Logged
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 342)	posted July 30, 2000 10:00 PM You didn't know? That's how those mofos in jail get so damn big. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 30, 2000).] IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 534)	posted July 30, 2000 10:20 PM Exactly MissG - depends on the load... ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
avcodder Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 3)	posted July 30, 2000 10:45 PM man thats pretty cool! its info to me! IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1460)	posted July 31, 2000 12:40 AM Yeah ive been thinking of going into buisness for myself..tapping it and selling it as "MrMuscles wonderbrew" 100% protein, no carbs, no fat. cums in thick gooey flavour only ------------------ "Pain, is only weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged
blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 710)	posted July 31, 2000 01:20 AM Ok, all these rumors are getting started...sperm is all protein BUT is only 5 grams of protein total, so its not enough!! ------------------ "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.." IP: Logged
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 441)	posted July 31, 2000 01:22 AM Well then I guess swallowers will have to drink more of it now won't they. JK. Miss Galaxy: How do you get the smilies to do the actions? Thats pretty damn cool. ------------------ Winners make promises, losers make excuses. " When the odds are against me I prove them wrong, when all else fails I succeed, when all else ceases to live I breath, when all turns to ashes from it I rise, so it doesn't matter what you throw at me or what you do, I am, I do, that's all that matters." -The Iron Tank. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 09:02 AM One good squirt from me contains 50 grams of the highest quality protein. IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1057)	posted July 31, 2000 09:32 AM There are men at the YMCA here in PA that actually drink their own "load" ~ is that not totally gross! IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 09:38 AM DLADY- did you drink any "loads" this weekend? IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1057)	posted July 31, 2000 09:43 AM Actually TD, I spit it out in the sink, I do not like that SALTY taste yucky! IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 09:46 AM You should sprinkle some pepper on it. I got my carrot wet on Saturday night. Nice girl she was, a preschool teacher. IP: Logged
easton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 192)	posted July 31, 2000 11:42 AM missgalaxy, ok i know the answer to this one...average 'load' is about 2 teaspoons, unless you are peter north...anyway, in that 2 teaspoons would be about 1g of protein...but when you think of how fun that blender is, it shouldnt matter anytime you want a zuka juice, just let me know IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1080)	posted July 31, 2000 11:49 AM Domestic Source here, I will front orders. Tracking #'s so you will always know where your sperm is at. References: My girlfriend her best friend her cousin Alyssa Milano Slopain (you direct hookup for pure protein! discreetly packaged of course!) IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 11:53 AM Slo- does yours have the same amino acid breakdown as goat's milk. IP: Logged
cAbo Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22)	posted July 31, 2000 12:06 PM here are the nutritional facts, sadly it dont say the quantities. What are the contents of semen? The question of semen content arises especially among persons who regularly swallow semen, as in fellatio, and who are concerned about calorie intake and nutritional substances. The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1080)	posted July 31, 2000 12:09 PM TD - yes. Hurry up and purchase you know how the mods are here about source postings, Im busy right now trying to stockpile for the expected demand. Slopain IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 12:13 PM HAHA tell me about it. I have been working overtime on the production plant. I am being fed zinc intraveniously to keep to maximize quantity. The only problem is some of the girl's arms are getting tired. It's hard to find good help these days. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1080)	posted July 31, 2000 12:14 PM uh you use girls? IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 12:15 PM Yeah, I get tired of jerking myself off. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1080)	posted July 31, 2000 12:17 PM hmm never thought of that. anyways I pop clomids like m&m's to help out production, Im like old faithfull bustin every 10 minutes. Slo IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1227)	posted July 31, 2000 12:27 PM My output took a big hit back in May when I had to fire 3 bitches for drinking on the job. Although I enjoyed the act itself, business is business. IP: Logged
XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379)	posted July 31, 2000 12:32 PM everytime i grab my girlfriend by the ears she gets mad at me. i keep telling her, it's for her own good and to just swallow it. now i can really set her straight. LOL IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1080)	posted July 31, 2000 12:33 PM ahahah lol drinkin on the job... IP: Logged
missgalaxy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157)	posted July 31, 2000 12:41 PM If its only 5 grams like blackhaus said then it really couldn't count towards my protein intake for the day, like my boyfriend was hopeing. Wondering though, it probably varies depending on what the male eats. huh? Like if he eats a hight protein diet, his semen should have more protein right? So maybe my boyfriend is packin like 20 grams a load? IP: Logged
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1460)	posted July 31, 2000 12:45 PM hmm..20g a load?? does he squirt like a cup full or something? you know you should gt at least 3 servings a day..id be glad to donate my services to you...because i want you to grow you know :P ------------------ "Pain, is only weakness leaving your body" "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged
easton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 192)	posted July 31, 2000 01:45 PM missgalaxy, well if you ever run out of protein powder, im sure some of the guys here will form a line, even better a circle IP: Logged
mrgalaxy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 21)	posted July 31, 2000 02:10 PM OK OK That is enough with the protein jokes.don't worry miss galaxy gets enough protein at home.and does'nt need any more OK. thanks mr galaxy have a nice day IP: Logged