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MrMuscle
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posted July 30, 2000 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
You know the ones you never seem to ge toutta your head?? mine is this one:

South park the movie:

"Chef how do you get a woman to like you?"

"Oh thats easy, just find the clitoris"

"Clitrois? whats a clitoris?? hey guys, do you know what finding the clitoris means?"

"What? is that like finding Jesus or something??"

bwahahahaha

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

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FlexB
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posted July 30, 2000 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
Any line from the movie "Friday".
I can watch that fucking movie EVERYDAY!!!!

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The Dude
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posted July 30, 2000 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Dude   Click Here to Email The Dude     Edit/Delete Message
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

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MrMuscle
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posted July 30, 2000 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
hehe let me guess..Blues Brothers right?? great flick man.

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

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slabcat
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posted July 30, 2000 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for slabcat   Click Here to Email slabcat     Edit/Delete Message
Scarface. "Look at the tits on that one." "Are you fucking kidding me,she's 103 years old." as an old lady walks by.
"not her, That one."

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Someday we will meet in a place where there is no darkness, or S-police!

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havoc
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posted July 30, 2000 12:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
Gee I am sorry your mom blew up Ricky.

from, Better off Dead(oldie but goodie)

There are too many to list.

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tnheygirl
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posted July 30, 2000 01:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tnheygirl   Click Here to Email tnheygirl     Edit/Delete Message
I gotcha all beat!

Danny: Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!

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"To Thine Ownself Be True"

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MrMuscle
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posted July 30, 2000 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
hehe what about this one:

"badgers???BADGERS???we dont neeeed no stinking badgers""

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

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tnheygirl
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posted July 30, 2000 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tnheygirl   Click Here to Email tnheygirl     Edit/Delete Message
Actually it's from Bridges of Madison COunty
(the Book)

Robert: This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime.
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Robert: If you want me to stop, tell me now.
Francesca: No one's asking you to.
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Robert: Don't kid yourself, Francesca: you are anything but a
simple woman.

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"To Thine Ownself Be True"

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rancid
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posted July 30, 2000 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rancid     Edit/Delete Message
"I'LL BE BACK" by Arnold in the Terminator.

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Bjaarki
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posted July 30, 2000 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bjaarki   Click Here to Email Bjaarki     Edit/Delete Message
"You talkin' to ME?" (Taxi Driver)

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Romeo
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posted July 30, 2000 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
no no no ...frankie coffee cake no good
i dont want this face looking at that face while hes rolling my dice

put him in the bathroom

sonny he aint gonna fit you ahave fat jo jo..and mush in there---
put him in the fucking bathroom


peace romeo

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lc576
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posted July 30, 2000 02:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lc576   Click Here to Email lc576     Edit/Delete Message
"NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER"

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The Dude
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posted July 30, 2000 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Dude   Click Here to Email The Dude     Edit/Delete Message
"May the force be with you."

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Steelheart
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posted July 30, 2000 02:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steelheart   Click Here to Email Steelheart     Edit/Delete Message
"Oh yeah Fuck me! Yeah harder oh yeah baby."

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MrMuscle
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posted July 30, 2000 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
hahahahahahaha you suck Steelheart j/k

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

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Molson09
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posted July 30, 2000 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Molson09     Edit/Delete Message
From American Pie--

"Suck me beautiful!"

I use it all the time.

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Rexie317
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posted July 30, 2000 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rexie317   Click Here to Email Rexie317     Edit/Delete Message
I aint got a favorite, but like a lot of them.
American Pie when they were in the choir room and Oz is like "Like that college chick said all you gotta do is talk to girls, ask them questions and listen to what they gotta say." And Stifflers like "That seems like alot of work"

Theres alot I like from Scary Movie but cant remember them right now.

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" When the odds are against me I prove them wrong, when all else fails I succeed, when all else ceases to live I breath, when all turns to ashes from it I rise, so it doesn't matter what you throw at me or what you do, I am, I do, that's all that matters."
-The Iron Tank.

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The Dude
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posted July 30, 2000 04:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Dude   Click Here to Email The Dude     Edit/Delete Message
How about half the lines from "The Big Hit." That flick freakin' kicks ass and is probably the funniest action film ever made. (Respects to "Rush Hour" and, for its time, "Beverly Hills Cop.")

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moe dank
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posted July 30, 2000 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moe dank   Click Here to Email moe dank     Edit/Delete Message
"say goodbye to the bad guy, this is the last time your ever gonna see a bad guy like this.!" tony montana, scarface

"i'll take you all to fucking hell"

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Dirk Diggler
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posted July 30, 2000 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dirk Diggler     Edit/Delete Message
Clark Griswold: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fuckin fun-park and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell you somethin. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

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HackN2it
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posted July 30, 2000 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HackN2it     Edit/Delete Message
Funny!, Funny how? What the fuck is so funny about me? What am I a fucking clown? am I here to amuse you?

Goodfellas

Hack

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The Canadian Oak
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posted July 30, 2000 04:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Canadian Oak   Click Here to Email The Canadian Oak     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 52001112
Merry Christmas Shitters Full

national lampoons christmas vacation
another from that

you not doing anything constructive go get me my stogee's

that movie rox

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Milk is for babies when you grow up drink beer

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glenbenton
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posted July 30, 2000 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for glenbenton     Edit/Delete Message
from the movie white men cant jump "cause their aint no vista, their aint no view ,and their sure as hell aint no vista of no views"

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tnheygirl
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posted July 30, 2000 06:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tnheygirl   Click Here to Email tnheygirl     Edit/Delete Message
YOU GET FUCKED AT THE DRIVE THROUGH!

Lethal Weapon

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"To Thine Ownself Be True"

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FlexB
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posted July 30, 2000 06:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
"Oh Behave!"

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Peace........FlexB


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seeseerider
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posted July 30, 2000 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for seeseerider     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70537912
he is useless as tits on a boy!!(casino)

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mac sloan
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posted July 30, 2000 06:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mac sloan   Click Here to Email mac sloan     Edit/Delete Message
"It's Friday and we ain't got shit to do"
Friday.
"I'm Tony Montanna"(Scarface)

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Cut2DaMax
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posted July 30, 2000 09:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
Dirk Diggler: that was gonna be mine...already had it in mind as i scrolled down...good job.

Anyway, anything from South Park is good. Ex:
Kyle: "Shut up fatboy!"
Cartman: "Don't call me fat you fucking Jew!"
Mr. Garrison: "Eric, you can't say the 'F' word in class."
Cartman: "What, Jew?"
Kyle: "No, 'Fuck'...you can't fucking say fuck in class."

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Cut2DaMax
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posted July 30, 2000 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
Oh yeah from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:

Neighbor: "Hey Grizwald, where you gonna put a tree that big?"
Clark: "Bend over and I'll show ya."

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I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING
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posted July 30, 2000 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING     Edit/Delete Message
Dazed and Confused:

I came here to do 2 things, kick some ass and drink some beer... I'm almost outa beer.

Hey man you got any weed?
No man.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Lines from Friday, National Lampoons, the Jerk and plenty of others I can't think of right now.

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posted July 30, 2000 10:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING     Edit/Delete Message
Dumb and Dumber:

Pretty much every line from the movie makes me piss my pants, but here is a few:

Mock, yeah, ing, yeah, bird, yeah, yeah, yeah....... Hey there's some more people who want a ride.
Pick em up.

There are no good jobs in this town.
Yeah, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.

ARE PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!

Here, why don't you take my extra pair of gloves, my hands are getting sweatty.

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Cut2DaMax
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posted July 30, 2000 10:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
Deadlift: How bout: "Going to the airport...flying somewhere?"

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posted July 30, 2000 10:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
"Mommy whats a valium?"

"Its like a nap"

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posted July 30, 2000 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pokemon   Click Here to Email Pokemon     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 209.167.1458.325
"What'do we get for ten dollars??"

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Thats the way, uh huh uh huh, I like
it, uh huh !!

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posted July 30, 2000 10:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dogballs   Click Here to Email Dogballs     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5005769
"Fuck you, fuck you, your cool, FUCK YOU I'M OUT!" - Half Baked

"Conan, what is best in life? To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women." -
everyone here should be familiar with that one

"Girl you look so good somebody ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." - Coming to America

Man I could go on all day!


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FlexB
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posted July 30, 2000 10:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
How bout' this one:

"NO..MORE..WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!"

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Peace........FlexB


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posted July 30, 2000 11:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
LOL Flex!!

How about "....just one more mint sir? Wafer thin?"

"Bring me a bucket"

(Monty Python)

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posted July 30, 2000 11:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kaisersosay   Click Here to Email Kaisersosay     Edit/Delete Message
Any Thing Robert DeNiro ever said in a movie.

and "My daddy says I'm the best French kisser in town." what a classic movie.

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I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING
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posted July 30, 2000 11:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING     Edit/Delete Message
Hey Cut- Goodbye my love(hits the car, airbag goes off)

You got fired again, huh.
Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident.

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Austin316
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posted July 30, 2000 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Austin316   Click Here to Email Austin316     Edit/Delete Message
Cartman: Im sorry Kyle, your not a Jew

Kyle: But I am a Jew!!

Cartman:Aww, don't be so hard on yourself

Had to finish the scene from the post above

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posted July 31, 2000 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for E M T   Click Here to Email E M T     Edit/Delete Message
"Luke, at that rate are you sure you can pull out in time." .....Star Wars

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HackN2it
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posted July 31, 2000 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for HackN2it     Edit/Delete Message
TIMMY, TIMMY!!!!! RIBLAR!!!!!

South Park

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posted July 31, 2000 12:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mystic_hormones   Click Here to Email mystic_hormones     Edit/Delete Message
the wetting singer when robbie is at the bar with his friend

robbie says something like "you know what happens when you get in a serious relationship with woman" I am guessing that is how it goes but the good part was when that old man says

"they rip your heart out of your ass"

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From the masters of the Masters, keep the faith.
The best is yet to come
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posted July 31, 2000 12:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fast Eddie   Click Here to Email Fast Eddie     Edit/Delete Message
The Program. "Fuck you doughboy, I can read. You see that shoe, it says Addidas"

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posted July 31, 2000 12:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
more wedding singer:

outside of the bar when robbie gets punched by glen:
glen:hey, why don't you write a song about that one. you can call it "i got punched in the face cuz i couldn't keep my nose out of other people's business"
old man: that sounds like a country song

and then at the batchelor party:
man: hey arent you that guy that got stood up at the alter. man, that must have sucked.
robbie: no, it felt real good. hey, my mom died when i was in the third grade...you wanna talk about that?

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posted July 31, 2000 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
blazing saddles, when cleavon little first arrives as sheriff and meets the prisoner, gene wilder

little: hey, what do you like to do?
wilder: play chess...screw.
little: lets play some chess.

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posted July 31, 2000 01:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for THE STEEL BEAST   Click Here to Email THE STEEL BEAST     Edit/Delete Message
YOU LEARNED THE TWO GREATEST THINGS IN LIFE.NEVER RAT ON YOUYR FRIENDS AND ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

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IN IRON WE TRUST.

THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE.

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posted July 31, 2000 01:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
Eddie Murphy in Life:

To Martin Lawerence: "Hey man thats your cone-bread...fuck him."
To Big-Ass guy: "Hey, the man's gonna eat his cone-bread..fuck you."
Big-Ass guy: "Maybe I oughta eat your cornbread."
Murphy: "Aint nobody gettin my cone-bread...thats for damn sure. Im from New York City goddammit."

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posted July 31, 2000 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gymmyaus   Click Here to Email Gymmyaus     Edit/Delete Message
'I'm bigger than you are, higher in the food chain.'
Fat Bastard in Austin Powers

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posted July 31, 2000 01:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cut2DaMax   Click Here to Email Cut2DaMax     Edit/Delete Message
South Park:

Kyle: Give me some candy, Cartman
Carman: Uh, I'm sorry...I don't have any Jewish candy

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posted July 31, 2000 03:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
Harlem Nights 1985 (?)

Danny Aiello: "So what's your name?"
Eddie Murphy: "Quick...as in Quick to whoop your ass."
Danny Aiello: "Or is it...Quick to get your ass whipped."

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posted July 31, 2000 07:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TRIHARD     Edit/Delete Message
"She's gonna get it, she doesn't even know it, and i'm gonna give it to her"- The wedding singer.

"my mother was a fifteen year old frech prostitute named chloe with webbed feet....my father would womonise, he would drink, he would make outragous claims like he invented the question mark"-Dr Evil

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posted July 31, 2000 08:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING     Edit/Delete Message
Billy Madison:

Old man's wife- don't put it out with your boots, Ted.

Old man- Don't tell me my business devil woman.(stomps the bag).. It's poop again!


Kid near the track- Uhh, did you see that guys balls?


Chris Farley- That Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of ashe. And I know from personal experience if ya know what I mean.
Billy- No ya don't.
CF- No, but this guy I know he and her GOT IT ON!
Billy- No they didn't.
Cf- No, no they didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did.
Billy-(pats him on the back)
CFEverybody on the bus? GOOD, GREAT, GRAND!

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posted July 31, 2000 09:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
"This town is like one giant pussy just waiting to get fucked." Tony Montana from Scarface, on referring to Miami.

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posted July 31, 2000 09:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bikinimom   Click Here to Email bikinimom     Edit/Delete Message
"Joseph P. Brenner? ...What's the P. for?"

Puff from a cigar "Pussy"

One of the best lines from one of my favorite "bad" movies. Also from the same flick

"You shouldn't bake und drink."

OK, which flick and whose line?

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posted July 31, 2000 09:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Raw Deal. HeHe

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The Whole F/N Show
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posted July 31, 2000 09:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Whole F/N Show   Click Here to Email The Whole F/N Show     Edit/Delete Message
The Walking Dead movie about a Black squad in Vietman

"That's why I don't give a fuck about anybody except my goddamn self, because I know I will never ever fuck myself. Over and out. End of story." .....Eddie Griffin

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posted July 31, 2000 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cm3504jm   Click Here to Email cm3504jm     Edit/Delete Message
What we have here is a failure to communicate"- Cool Hand Luke

or.....

"A mans got to make a living"

"Dying aint much of a living boy"

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"If you stand by the river long enough, you will watch the bodies of your enemies float by"

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posted July 31, 2000 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gilbyag   Click Here to Email Gilbyag     Edit/Delete Message
Not from movie, but Cartman Gets An Enima
Kitty: "meow"
Cartman: "No, kitty, thats my pot pie"
Kitty: "meow"
Cartman: "NO, KITTY, THATS MY POT PIE!"
Kitty: "meow"
Cartman: "NO KITTY!, THATS MY POT PIE! BAD KITTY!"
Cartman: "MOM, KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"
Cartmans Mom: "OH!, I know a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight"

and.........
From MI2

"You know women, theyre like fucking monkeys, cant let go of one branch till they have a hold of another one!."

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posted July 31, 2000 11:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
YOOO HOOOO!!!..ILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS

EMILIO ESTEVEZ IN YOUNG GUNS...!!!

FREEZE MOTHER BITCHER!!!
ILL BLOW YOU ...THEN ILL BLOW YOU !!

MARTIN LAWRENCE---WHAT THE FUCK BLOW ME...HELL NO

..YO LISTEN WHERE COPS

----HINDU---YOU WANT BADGES ILL SHOW YOU BADGES....

WILL SMITH---AND LAWRENCE----OK STEP BACK DROP THE GUN..AND GIVE ME A PACK OF TROPICAL FRUIT BUBBLELICIOUS------AND SOME SKITTLES

BAD BOYS

YOU THINK YOUR BIG TIME ..YOUR GONNA FUCKING DIE BIG TIME

GET READY CAUSE HERE COME THE PAIN

AL PACINO---CARLITOS WAY

WELL I GUESS IT COMES DOWN TO ONE THING RED

GET BUSY LIVIN OR GET BUSY DYING

TIM ROBBINS---THE SHAWSHANK REDEMTION

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posted July 31, 2000 11:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for davidg   Click Here to Email davidg     Edit/Delete Message
gilb, that was a killer line from m12, I thought I would be the only one liking that.

I like the line from Guilty as Sin.

Don JOhnson was asked if any woman ever said no to him. He said, "yeh my wife did right before I threw her out the window."


That whole movie was one big fucking quote.

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Stumpy
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posted July 31, 2000 03:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stumpy     Edit/Delete Message
Remember in Casino, when Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci's character) gives a lecture to that banker guy at Ace's place? He looks at the fat ass and then says:

"If you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again, 'cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business, that's what I do."

Yo, TD, I saw bits of Scarface on TNT the other day, and this how they censored your fav line: "This town is like one giant chicken just waiting to get plucked!"

Peace

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FlexB
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posted July 31, 2000 03:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers II

"GET IN MY BELLY!!!"

"I WANT MY BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK,....CHILLIS!"

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FlexB
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posted July 31, 2000 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
.....also, the fat white guy from "Half Baked" after he got fired:

"Don't worry"
"I'm not gonna do what you think I'm gonna do"
"AND FLIP OUT!!!!"

"All I wanna know is......who's coming with me?!

I don't know why, but that part always has me fucking rolling on the floor busting a gut!!

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MrMuscle
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posted July 31, 2000 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
The nutty professor..do i need to say more?

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

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davidg
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posted July 31, 2000 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for davidg   Click Here to Email davidg     Edit/Delete Message
"Hey, what happened to the tough guy who told my friend to go fuck himself" " Now your criing, you like a fucking little girl."

More Joe Pesci.

"Yeh, its going to hurt but the cool thing is its only going to hurt you." What Harry Reems said to Ginger Lynn in BED TIME TAILS when she was portraying a virgin cheerleader.

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Rexie317
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posted July 31, 2000 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rexie317   Click Here to Email Rexie317     Edit/Delete Message
Movie with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence (I think its 'nothing to lose') when they're in the car stopped on the side of the rode with the spider on Tim Robbins.

ML: Yo man....There is a big ass mother fuckin spider on your head.
TR: Whats that supposed to mean? Is that some of your slang?
ML: No man. It means there is a BIG ASS MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD.

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Dlady27
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posted July 31, 2000 04:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 66764840
"HOLY SCHNIKIES"

"LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER" ~ TOMMY BOY MOVIE


"I 'M A FLY BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS KINDA GIRL" ~ PRETTY WOMAN

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Rexie317
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posted July 31, 2000 05:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rexie317   Click Here to Email Rexie317     Edit/Delete Message
"Aw shit I'm on tv. First cops now this, I'm a fuckin star." -Shorty from Scary Movie

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Thick dog
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posted July 31, 2000 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
"Fuck my tight little pussy till it bleeds." Teenage Bisexual Fistfuckers 2

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Orbitus Teranium
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posted August 01, 2000 07:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Orbitus Teranium     Edit/Delete Message
LMFAO Thick Dog!!!

Ahhh ya know what ole Jack Burton always says at a time like this, Ole Jack always says what the hell.

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Vanguard
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posted August 01, 2000 08:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vanguard   Click Here to Email Vanguard     Edit/Delete Message
The Jerk

Steve Martin: "Sir you are talking to a nigger!"

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Romeo
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posted August 01, 2000 07:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
from the movie nerds

when they are walking through the campus ..with there luggage..and oger drops the guy of the roof ..because he saw them..and he yell-----NERDS----

they they go where are they ..where are they..and they just laugh..god that kills me ...

you have bleed with wallace now bleed with me ...debruce from brave heart


peace romeo

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sportchic
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posted August 02, 2000 04:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sportchic   Click Here to Email sportchic     Edit/Delete Message
"nice ancent..new jersey???"
"no..austrian"
"oh..good day mate...lets put another shrimp on the barbie.."
"lets not!"
haha..from dumb and dumber


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Sight1
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posted August 02, 2000 04:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sight1   Click Here to Email Sight1     Edit/Delete Message
FREEEEDDUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!! End of Braveheart

You killed my wife... Fuck you and die!
Steven Seigal (Hard to Kill)

Anything from Grunpy or Grumpier Old Men

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You can't get out of life alive....Live well!

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monkEEE
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posted August 02, 2000 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for monkEEE   Click Here to Email monkEEE     Edit/Delete Message
"funny?! how do you mean funny? funny as in "ha ha" funny as in I'm a fucking cloowwn?
what do I fucking make you laugh...do I fucking amuse you?"

Joe Peschi-Goodfellas

or

"the best thing about high school girls is
I get older but they stay THE SAME AGE!!!"

-Dazed and Confused

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monkEEE
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posted August 02, 2000 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for monkEEE   Click Here to Email monkEEE     Edit/Delete Message
"funny?! how do you mean funny? funny as in "ha ha" funny as in I'm a fucking cloowwn?
what do I fucking make you laugh...do I fucking amuse you?"

Joe Peschi-Goodfellas

or

"the best thing about high school girls is
I get older but they stay THE SAME AGE!!!"

-Dazed and Confused

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Formula
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posted August 02, 2000 04:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Formula   Click Here to Email Formula     Edit/Delete Message
"First you get the Money, Then you the Power, Then you get the women"

Tony Montana

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bacaba
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posted August 02, 2000 06:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bacaba   Click Here to Email bacaba     Edit/Delete Message
" How does my hair look?" good. " Good, Like roxbery good?" Night at the Roxbery

" I dont wana walk. I wana strut"

John Travolta in Satrday Night Fever

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bouncer
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posted August 02, 2000 06:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bouncer   Click Here to Email bouncer     Edit/Delete Message
"To infinity.....And beyond"
Toy Story.


"Woof Woof Woof....Johnny broke his leg"
Lassie


Tut Tut Tut........Johnny broke his leg"
Skippy


Bouncer

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Through mud and blood, to the green fields beyond..


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posted August 03, 2000 03:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mrbill   Click Here to Email mrbill     Edit/Delete Message
"HEY BITCH SUCK MY DICK"...oops thought you said home movies

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