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Author | Topic: Fav. movie line! |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1521) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know the ones you never seem to ge toutta your head?? mine is this one: South park the movie: "Chef how do you get a woman to like you?" "Oh thats easy, just find the clitoris" "Clitrois? whats a clitoris?? hey guys, do you know what finding the clitoris means?" "What? is that like finding Jesus or something??" bwahahahaha ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 786) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Any line from the movie "Friday". I can watch that fucking movie EVERYDAY!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
The Dude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1521) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hehe let me guess..Blues Brothers right?? great flick man. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 471) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Scarface. "Look at the tits on that one." "Are you fucking kidding me,she's 103 years old." as an old lady walks by. "not her, That one." ------------------ IP: Logged |
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gee I am sorry your mom blew up Ricky. from, Better off Dead(oldie but goodie) There are too many to list. IP: Logged |
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 176) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I gotcha all beat! Danny: Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! ------------------ IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1521) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hehe what about this one: "badgers???BADGERS???we dont neeeed no stinking badgers"" ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 176) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually it's from Bridges of Madison COunty (the Book) Robert: This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime. Robert: If you want me to stop, tell me now. Robert: Don't kid yourself, Francesca: you are anything but a ------------------ IP: Logged |
rancid Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
![]() ![]() ![]() "I'LL BE BACK" by Arnold in the Terminator. IP: Logged |
Bjaarki Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 168) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "You talkin' to ME?" (Taxi Driver) IP: Logged |
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 707) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no no no ...frankie coffee cake no good i dont want this face looking at that face while hes rolling my dice put him in the bathroom sonny he aint gonna fit you ahave fat jo jo..and mush in there---
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lc576 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 50) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER" IP: Logged |
The Dude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "May the force be with you." IP: Logged |
Steelheart Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 628) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Oh yeah Fuck me! Yeah harder oh yeah baby." ![]() IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1521) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hahahahahahaha you suck Steelheart j/k ![]() ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
Molson09 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47) |
![]() ![]() ![]() From American Pie-- "Suck me beautiful!" I use it all the time. IP: Logged |
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 483) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I aint got a favorite, but like a lot of them. American Pie when they were in the choir room and Oz is like "Like that college chick said all you gotta do is talk to girls, ask them questions and listen to what they gotta say." And Stifflers like "That seems like alot of work" Theres alot I like from Scary Movie but cant remember them right now. ------------------ IP: Logged |
The Dude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How about half the lines from "The Big Hit." That flick freakin' kicks ass and is probably the funniest action film ever made. (Respects to "Rush Hour" and, for its time, "Beverly Hills Cop.") IP: Logged |
moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1325) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "say goodbye to the bad guy, this is the last time your ever gonna see a bad guy like this.!" tony montana, scarface "i'll take you all to fucking hell" IP: Logged |
Dirk Diggler Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Clark Griswold: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fuckin fun-park and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell you somethin. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! IP: Logged |
HackN2it Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Funny!, Funny how? What the fuck is so funny about me? What am I a fucking clown? am I here to amuse you? Goodfellas Hack IP: Logged |
The Canadian Oak Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas Shitters Full national lampoons christmas vacation you not doing anything constructive go get me my stogee's that movie rox ------------------ [This message has been edited by The Canadian Oak (edited July 30, 2000).] IP: Logged |
glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 808) |
![]() ![]() ![]() from the movie white men cant jump "cause their aint no vista, their aint no view ,and their sure as hell aint no vista of no views" IP: Logged |
tnheygirl Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 176) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOU GET FUCKED AT THE DRIVE THROUGH! Lethal Weapon ------------------ IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 786) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Oh Behave!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
seeseerider Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 99) |
![]() ![]() ![]() he is useless as tits on a boy!!(casino) IP: Logged |
mac sloan Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 157) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "It's Friday and we ain't got shit to do" Friday. "I'm Tony Montanna"(Scarface) IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dirk Diggler: that was gonna be mine...already had it in mind as i scrolled down...good job. Anyway, anything from South Park is good. Ex: IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yeah from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Neighbor: "Hey Grizwald, where you gonna put a tree that big?" IP: Logged |
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Dazed and Confused: I came here to do 2 things, kick some ass and drink some beer... I'm almost outa beer. Hey man you got any weed? Lines from Friday, National Lampoons, the Jerk and plenty of others I can't think of right now. IP: Logged |
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Dumb and Dumber: Pretty much every line from the movie makes me piss my pants, but here is a few: Mock, yeah, ing, yeah, bird, yeah, yeah, yeah....... Hey there's some more people who want a ride. There are no good jobs in this town. ARE PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF! Here, why don't you take my extra pair of gloves, my hands are getting sweatty. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Deadlift: How bout: "Going to the airport...flying somewhere?" IP: Logged |
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 579) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Mommy whats a valium?" "Its like a nap" IP: Logged |
Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 195) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "What'do we get for ten dollars??" ------------------ IP: Logged |
Dogballs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 70) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Fuck you, fuck you, your cool, FUCK YOU I'M OUT!" - Half Baked "Conan, what is best in life? To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women." - "Girl you look so good somebody ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." - Coming to America Man I could go on all day! IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 786) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How bout' this one: "NO..MORE..WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 579) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() LOL Flex!! How about "....just one more mint sir? Wafer thin?" "Bring me a bucket" (Monty Python) ------------------ IP: Logged |
Kaisersosay Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 274) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Any Thing Robert DeNiro ever said in a movie. and "My daddy says I'm the best French kisser in town." what a classic movie. [This message has been edited by Kaisersosay (edited July 31, 2000).] IP: Logged |
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hey Cut- Goodbye my love(hits the car, airbag goes off) You got fired again, huh. IP: Logged |
Austin316 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 450) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cartman: Im sorry Kyle, your not a Jew Kyle: But I am a Jew!! Cartman:Aww, don't be so hard on yourself Had to finish the scene from the post above IP: Logged |
E M T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Luke, at that rate are you sure you can pull out in time." .....Star Wars ![]() IP: Logged |
HackN2it Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
![]() ![]() ![]() TIMMY, TIMMY!!!!! RIBLAR!!!!! South Park IP: Logged |
mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 217) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() the wetting singer when robbie is at the bar with his friend robbie says something like "you know what happens when you get in a serious relationship with woman" I am guessing that is how it goes but the good part was when that old man says "they rip your heart out of your ass" ------------------ IP: Logged |
Fast Eddie Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 28) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Program. "Fuck you doughboy, I can read. You see that shoe, it says Addidas" IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() more wedding singer: outside of the bar when robbie gets punched by glen: and then at the batchelor party: IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() blazing saddles, when cleavon little first arrives as sheriff and meets the prisoner, gene wilder little: hey, what do you like to do? IP: Logged |
THE STEEL BEAST Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 656) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOU LEARNED THE TWO GREATEST THINGS IN LIFE.NEVER RAT ON YOUYR FRIENDS AND ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. ------------------ THE WEAK AND THE UGLY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE. IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Eddie Murphy in Life: To Martin Lawerence: "Hey man thats your cone-bread...fuck him." IP: Logged |
Gymmyaus Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 111) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 'I'm bigger than you are, higher in the food chain.' Fat Bastard in Austin Powers IP: Logged |
Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() South Park: Kyle: Give me some candy, Cartman IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 786) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Harlem Nights 1985 (?) Danny Aiello: "So what's your name?" ------------------ IP: Logged |
TRIHARD Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
![]() ![]() ![]() "She's gonna get it, she doesn't even know it, and i'm gonna give it to her"- The wedding singer. "my mother was a fifteen year old frech prostitute named chloe with webbed feet....my father would womonise, he would drink, he would make outragous claims like he invented the question mark"-Dr Evil IP: Logged |
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Billy Madison: Old man's wife- don't put it out with your boots, Ted. Old man- Don't tell me my business devil woman.(stomps the bag).. It's poop again!
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
![]() ![]() ![]() "This town is like one giant pussy just waiting to get fucked." Tony Montana from Scarface, on referring to Miami. IP: Logged |
bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 379) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Joseph P. Brenner? ...What's the P. for?" Puff from a cigar "Pussy" One of the best lines from one of my favorite "bad" movies. Also from the same flick "You shouldn't bake und drink." OK, which flick and whose line? IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Raw Deal. HeHe IP: Logged |
The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 380) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Walking Dead movie about a Black squad in Vietman "That's why I don't give a fuck about anybody except my goddamn self, because I know I will never ever fuck myself. Over and out. End of story." .....Eddie Griffin IP: Logged |
cm3504jm Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 147) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What we have here is a failure to communicate"- Cool Hand Luke or..... "A mans got to make a living" "Dying aint much of a living boy" ------------------ IP: Logged |
Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 443) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not from movie, but Cartman Gets An Enima Kitty: "meow" Cartman: "No, kitty, thats my pot pie" Kitty: "meow" Cartman: "NO, KITTY, THATS MY POT PIE!" Kitty: "meow" Cartman: "NO KITTY!, THATS MY POT PIE! BAD KITTY!" Cartman: "MOM, KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!" Cartmans Mom: "OH!, I know a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight" and......... "You know women, theyre like fucking monkeys, cant let go of one branch till they have a hold of another one!." IP: Logged |
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 707) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOOO HOOOO!!!..ILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS EMILIO ESTEVEZ IN YOUNG GUNS...!!! FREEZE MOTHER BITCHER!!! MARTIN LAWRENCE---WHAT THE FUCK BLOW ME...HELL NO ..YO LISTEN WHERE COPS ----HINDU---YOU WANT BADGES ILL SHOW YOU BADGES.... WILL SMITH---AND LAWRENCE----OK STEP BACK DROP THE GUN..AND GIVE ME A PACK OF TROPICAL FRUIT BUBBLELICIOUS------AND SOME SKITTLES BAD BOYS YOU THINK YOUR BIG TIME ..YOUR GONNA FUCKING DIE BIG TIME GET READY CAUSE HERE COME THE PAIN AL PACINO---CARLITOS WAY WELL I GUESS IT COMES DOWN TO ONE THING RED GET BUSY LIVIN OR GET BUSY DYING TIM ROBBINS---THE SHAWSHANK REDEMTION IP: Logged |
davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() gilb, that was a killer line from m12, I thought I would be the only one liking that. I like the line from Guilty as Sin. Don JOhnson was asked if any woman ever said no to him. He said, "yeh my wife did right before I threw her out the window."
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Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 242) |
![]() ![]() ![]() Remember in Casino, when Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci's character) gives a lecture to that banker guy at Ace's place? He looks at the fat ass and then says: "If you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again, 'cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business, that's what I do." Yo, TD, I saw bits of Scarface on TNT the other day, and this how they censored your fav line: "This town is like one giant chicken just waiting to get plucked!" Peace IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 786) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fat Bastard from Austin Powers II "GET IN MY BELLY!!!" "I WANT MY BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK,....CHILLIS!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 786) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() .....also, the fat white guy from "Half Baked" after he got fired: "Don't worry" "All I wanna know is......who's coming with me?! I don't know why, but that part always has me fucking rolling on the floor busting a gut!! IP: Logged |
MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1521) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The nutty professor..do i need to say more? ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Hey, what happened to the tough guy who told my friend to go fuck himself" " Now your criing, you like a fucking little girl." More Joe Pesci. "Yeh, its going to hurt but the cool thing is its only going to hurt you." What Harry Reems said to Ginger Lynn in BED TIME TAILS when she was portraying a virgin cheerleader. IP: Logged |
Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 483) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Movie with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence (I think its 'nothing to lose') when they're in the car stopped on the side of the rode with the spider on Tim Robbins. ML: Yo man....There is a big ass mother fuckin spider on your head. IP: Logged |
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1120) |
![]() ![]() ![]() "HOLY SCHNIKIES" "LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER" ~ TOMMY BOY MOVIE
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 483) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Aw shit I'm on tv. First cops now this, I'm a fuckin star." -Shorty from Scary Movie IP: Logged |
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1319) |
![]() ![]() ![]() "Fuck my tight little pussy till it bleeds." Teenage Bisexual Fistfuckers 2 IP: Logged |
Orbitus Teranium Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 121) |
![]() ![]() ![]() LMFAO Thick Dog!!! Ahhh ya know what ole Jack Burton always says at a time like this, Ole Jack always says what the hell. IP: Logged |
Vanguard Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 101) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Jerk Steve Martin: "Sir you are talking to a nigger!" IP: Logged |
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 707) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() from the movie nerds when they are walking through the campus ..with there luggage..and oger drops the guy of the roof ..because he saw them..and he yell-----NERDS---- they they go where are they ..where are they..and they just laugh..god that kills me ... you have bleed with wallace now bleed with me ...debruce from brave heart
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sportchic Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 39) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "nice ancent..new jersey???" "no..austrian" "oh..good day mate...lets put another shrimp on the barbie.." "lets not!" haha..from dumb and dumber IP: Logged |
Sight1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 104) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() FREEEEDDUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!! End of Braveheart You killed my wife... Fuck you and die! Anything from Grunpy or Grumpier Old Men ------------------ IP: Logged |
monkEEE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 25) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "funny?! how do you mean funny? funny as in "ha ha" funny as in I'm a fucking cloowwn? what do I fucking make you laugh...do I fucking amuse you?" Joe Peschi-Goodfellas or "the best thing about high school girls is -Dazed and Confused IP: Logged |
monkEEE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 25) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "funny?! how do you mean funny? funny as in "ha ha" funny as in I'm a fucking cloowwn? what do I fucking make you laugh...do I fucking amuse you?" Joe Peschi-Goodfellas or "the best thing about high school girls is -Dazed and Confused IP: Logged |
Formula Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 278) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "First you get the Money, Then you the Power, Then you get the women" Tony Montana IP: Logged |
bacaba Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 89) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() " How does my hair look?" good. " Good, Like roxbery good?" Night at the Roxbery " I dont wana walk. I wana strut" John Travolta in Satrday Night Fever IP: Logged |
bouncer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 285) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "To infinity.....And beyond" Toy Story.
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mrbill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 103) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "HEY BITCH SUCK MY DICK"...oops thought you said home movies IP: Logged |
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