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Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 237) |
posted July 29, 2000 01:31 PM
 
Hey- first off I am not trying to be inflamatory or gross. I am a very sexually open minded guy and want to see what guys are willing to do with their girlfriends/wives/fuck buddies,ect. So how many of you guys are willing to go to the "back porch" IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 557) |
posted July 29, 2000 01:48 PM
Ones in the past that had a nice ass, yes, it is worth it. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1494) |
posted July 29, 2000 02:38 PM
hell yeah..and then some ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 425) |
posted July 29, 2000 03:02 PM
after she gets out of the hot tub or shower,, HELLYES WHY NOT!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 788) |
posted July 29, 2000 03:04 PM
are you saying how many guys would stick their tounge there, or their dick? IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 425) |
posted July 29, 2000 03:11 PM
yep thats what hes asking ABOUT the dodo hole. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 528) |
posted July 29, 2000 03:56 PM
She has to be cleaner than a sanitized scapula that a surgeon is about to use for open heart surgery. She must scrub that ass and I have to inspect her scrubbing technique, she will be monitored. IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 457) |
posted July 29, 2000 04:08 PM
Fuck, funny havoc, LOL IP: Logged |
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The Franchise Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 106) |
posted July 29, 2000 04:16 PM
My wife has the nicest ass that I've EVER seen. I lick that ass as often as possible! IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 764) |
posted July 29, 2000 04:24 PM
Shit comes out of that hole! That's worse than eating a girl out on her period! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1239) |
posted July 29, 2000 04:47 PM
think about it though. all you guys afraid of licking her turd cutter, must go down and eat her kitty cat right? well guess what? you are only about an inch or 2 from the starfish. chances are your chin rests pretty near it. and lets just say, i hope she wipes front to back instead of back to front. or theres really no difference. poontang pie, chocolate starfish, its all in the same region. go for it and make the gal happy. but i agree, out of the shower is the preferred method. IP: Logged |
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perfecttrainer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 128) |
posted July 29, 2000 04:57 PM
Only out of the shower. I am not into seconds on corn or cranberries IP: Logged |
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Dirk Diggler Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:06 PM
In a NY minute and take my Texas time doin it! Just like the Dice-Man says, I don't hover, I dive right in. I'm pitchin a tent just thinkin about it. IP: Logged |
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JohnnyO Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 142) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:08 PM
Only if they pass the "sniff test".. Seems like the older you get, the more things you are willing to do... I thought that was gross when I was in my early 20s. IP: Logged |
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YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 440) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:12 PM
excuse me for raiding the poop eating party..... but we are talking about sticking our mouths on their ass arent we?! First of all, I don't know whats enjoyable about getting your ass cracked salivated on, and secondly, why would you want to lick the terd dispenser anyway? It doesn't taste good, it doesn't even look good when its right in front of you. That brown little ring with hairs popping out at you. Now a vagina is a wonderful thing, and is very much edible. But someones rear entry exit door is not something you want to expose your taste buds too. Perhaps its the latest japscat trend thats got you guys going gaga for doo doo. Then call me, Mr. Unstylish, but I WILL NEVER stick my oral cavity near someones rectal cavity. Someone pass the pussy. IP: Logged |
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rippazoid Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:25 PM
Yes. if your gonna stick your dick in it you might as well stick your tongue in it.(as long as it dosent smell) IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 694) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:34 PM
NOPE!!!! How do you think the phrase "EAT SHIT AND DIE" started? I wouldn't lick Chasey Lain's roopshoot if she brought her co-workers over... NO SHIT...sherlock. IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1239) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:52 PM
hey yellow, hate to burst your bubble, but that taboo hole that you are avoiding, stews in the same pot (panties) all day long as the kitty cat. hehe. i dont understand. the difference between good and bad is seperated by an inch? not much room for mistake eh? IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 697) |
posted July 29, 2000 05:53 PM
AAAHHHHHH!!!! sorry, but thats just not my forte. eewww... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dirk Diggler Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted July 29, 2000 06:03 PM
What's even better is gettin your own salad tossed. Nothin better in the world than hot and freaky butt-lickin monkey sex. IP: Logged |
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fitness-for-life !! Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted July 29, 2000 06:04 PM
If she is clean and enjoys it suck it up and go for it. Otherwise bail A.S.A.P. It should be a two way street, I bet she did for you things that gross her out. [This message has been edited by fitness-for-life !! (edited July 29, 2000).] [This message has been edited by fitness-for-life !! (edited July 29, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 788) |
posted July 29, 2000 08:21 PM
dude thats fucking sick, sticking your dick in their with a condom on is no big deal> but the tounge is a different story. you'd have to be one sick bastard, thats like picking up dogshit and licking it IP: Logged |
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Dirk Diggler Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted July 29, 2000 08:57 PM
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 425) |
posted July 29, 2000 08:58 PM
and what the hell is wrong eating one out while shes on the rag. as long as its not a gusher, you can get used to the taste, and before anybody shoots flames , how many times have you cut yourself and licked your own wound?????? IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 764) |
posted July 29, 2000 09:43 PM
I think I'm gonna blow up chunks on that last remark!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1305) |
posted July 29, 2000 09:44 PM
her pussy is right there you sick bastards! Some things just shouldnt be touched with a mouth. after you shit out of something for 20+ years it only gets so clean. I cant believe i am even reading this maddness.lol Different strokes for different folks i guess, but GODDAMN! IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 764) |
posted July 29, 2000 09:48 PM
....so Moe, are you saying you will or you won't? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 425) |
posted July 29, 2000 09:57 PM
so far about 50% will and 50% of you all wont. Moe i guess your the deciding factor. yes or no?/ IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1305) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:18 PM
not just any slut. Pam anderson, monica brant, sluts like that............maybe.............if they asked. IP: Logged |
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bouncer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 278) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:21 PM
Man I've often 'gone down for the honey, and came up with the choclate', no big deal. But don't ever 'go down for the honey, and come up with the jam'. Man thats gross. Vampire stuff that dudes.. Bouncer ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Canadian Oak Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 43) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:29 PM
i would go for that if she was clean ,then i dotn see a problem ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Hotblood Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 134) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:57 PM
Without a doubt. Problem is, she will not let me. I have been asking her about this for some time now. She thinks I am weird, but you guys know whats up. IP: Logged |
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Jay Z Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1003) |
posted July 29, 2000 11:00 PM
i'll have to agree with moe...only the elite out of the shower..and even then you'd have to be picky ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Snapper55 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 92) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:08 AM
mmmm, a fudgepop ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BIG HURT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 121) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:43 AM
Hell Yeah,My girl's,her sister's and her mom's ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ozzymandius Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 572) |
posted July 30, 2000 06:09 AM
i hate to get into THESE types of postz, but my buddz always f*ck with me cause i do this. i like to myself and have never had a problem (hope i never doo). ALSO THAT GREAT ONCE A MONTH TIME IZ THE BEST TIME TO DO A LITTLE MUNCHY MUNCHY. IP: Logged |
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Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 237) |
posted July 30, 2000 11:04 AM
I hear a song playing now....."Dum-dum TAINTED LOVE....TAINTED LOVE....hahahah  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1117) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:19 PM
I stick my dipstick into my girl, strictly to check the oil. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Built2Lift Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 11) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:55 PM
YOU OLD GHOULS!! That shit's fucking nasty!! You guys every hear of fucking e-coli?? Why do you think all the nasty viruses start in monkeys?? Cause they're fucking dirty animals who don't mind eating shit, thats why. You can't smell a virus so her poop shoot could be as clean as church for all you know, and then bam, your ass gets all skinny and shriveled just cause you wanted see your girl squirm. I may be young and full of cum but I ain't that fucking nasty. If the dick ain't enough for her, give her more. If that ain't enough, eat that pussy like its your cardio workout. If that ain't enough then your technique blows worse than you. damn, talkin bout poop popsicles and shit, fuckin nasty!! next time you leave your regards at the porcelain palace, take a good long look and smell at your turd, now, do you want to kiss that?
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Caesar Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 134) |
posted July 30, 2000 02:16 PM
Mom always said, "If life gives you poop ... make poop juice." ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ore Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted July 30, 2000 02:27 PM
Of course, cleanliness is an issue here (as is with licking carpet). Ultimately, though, I'd have to say that I chow my wife's butt like a man possessed. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted July 30, 2000 03:00 PM
ok gentleman let me explain this to you ..if you know what you are doing ..when you eat a girl out ...if you wanna try to magnify a womens orgasm...the lick her asshole...or stick a finger in there...make sure its clean of course...there is a little peice of skin that is more sensitive then a womens clit ....and it will be pleasurable for them ..trust i have done it and i will do it again...it is an erotic experience ..there honestly is nothing nasty about it....seriously ...when i guy takes a shit ..it skims his nuts ..when i girl sucks your nuts is that nasty.....i love to try to pleasure a girl..i love the look in there eyes when you do something of that nature..something ..well out of the ordinary. trust me and ty it .... peace romeo "taste death __live life"
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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 84) |
posted July 30, 2000 10:07 PM
BiffBoom: How do you think the phrase "EAT SHIT AND DIE" started? LMAO...this is the funniest thread in a while IP: Logged |
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HackN2it Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 41) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:20 AM
Straight out the shower!!! Elbows, assholes, I'll aim to please!!! Start at the thigh and work to the Y...
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Fast Eddie Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:37 AM
There are just some women with those asses, in those pants that are just begging for thier asses to to be fucked, sucked, licked and so on. Yeh, its nasty, but there are definately exeptions. Hell I actualy have said "that broad is so hot, I would lick her ass" IP: Logged |
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jorje Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 69) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:20 AM
hey eddie, i gotta a buddy that says that shit all the time. eaten ass, I did it once. the broad was real hot, she had just showered and she asked me. i was a little wasted so i abliged. it was clean and i didn't do it all night. would i do it again? why not! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 08:41 AM
OMG !!!! ~~~ YOU HAVE TO BE THE GROSSEST GROUP OF GUYS ! THIS SUBJECT IS JUST PLAIN SICK! :p YYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1275) |
posted July 31, 2000 09:19 AM
I have her sit on a fire hydrant for about an hour and turn it on full blast. Then I'll give her a rim job. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1494) |
posted July 31, 2000 10:08 AM
oh i bet you like your a-hole eaten out just like any other girl Dlady. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 435) |
posted July 31, 2000 10:10 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhh... Everyone seems to forget... the MOUTH, is the dirtiest, nastiest, oraphis on the human body. There is more bactiria in the human mouth than anywhere else. Yet we go swap'n suliva with each other every day, lick'n tongues, sucking lips, etc. etc. Poop is a nasty thing, now, I wont stick my tongue in it, but I will give her a nice little flicker. And not just anyone either, shes gotta be clean (just like the kitty) neat, fine, hottie, yall know how it goes. Go for it if you think shes worth it. DL, dont knock it till you try it. I get the feel'n you might just dig it. I dont know of anyone who has tried it & didnt like it. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1275) |
posted July 31, 2000 10:10 AM
I second that thought, Mr Muscle. HAHA DLADY IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:01 AM
hey dlady if you ever come to new york look me up i will give you ..you have never had .....LOL
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:19 AM
OMG!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!! that is all I can say here! and I am screaming it! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1275) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:27 AM
Yes! We successfully offended DLADY. My life is now complete. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:30 AM
you asshole TD! :P ------------------ IP: Logged |
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davidg Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 113) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:32 AM
How many guys would not lick Leanne Tweedens back porch? IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1275) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:32 AM
I was only kidding DLADY. Well, sort of. IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:49 AM
AWWWW!!!! IM SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU ..I WAS JUST PLAYIN....BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT TRY IT ...LIKE THE BRO SAID DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT ......SERIOUSLY ..YOU MAY THINK ITS GROSS BUT ITS PLEASURABLE.....LOL
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:02 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS MY FINAL RESPONSE! IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1494) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:29 PM
ok..so you wont have YOUR a-hole eaten out Dlady..will you eat mine?? ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:31 PM
MM, Can I shove my foot up your a-hole instead! No I will not lick your corn hole! yuck! IP: Logged |
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XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 385) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:41 PM
if a girl wants you to lick the brown eye or whatever, just try to stick your dick in her mouth after butt sex. she will all of a sudden see it from your point of view. LOL IP: Logged |
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XXXL Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 385) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:51 PM
hey yellowd98, if you've never done it how do you know it tastes bad? hmmm? LOL! i've done if a few times. i've noticed if you are eating their pussy and doing it right she will be so wet and all your saliva will be running down. it tastes the same. i woundn't stick my tounge up her ass, just graze it a few times. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 12:54 PM
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW PLEASE..... IP: Logged |
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blackhaus1 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 721) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:15 PM
Ok, I guess since DLady thinks its so gross, I should give my point of view. IT IS THE BEST FEELING ON EARTH and as if that wasn't enough, it leads to the best orgasm you could ever have. Enuff said... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:26 PM
it must be a NY thing then. IP: Logged |
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bignate73 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1239) |
posted July 31, 2000 02:29 PM
wow, this thread is still going??? hehe. IP: Logged |
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Big Buck Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 288) |
posted July 31, 2000 05:37 PM
Like NO! I wouldn't do that shit! Well, maybe w/ the right women if she was hot as fuck and cleaned it good. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mikey Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted July 31, 2000 08:16 PM
Ummm, you mean toss the salad?? THINK NOT!!! If you were meant to lick ass, then shit would taste like pie. I'll kiss ass, I'll stroke her ass, hell, I'll go to the nursery more times than not, but I'm not interested in the shit house!! IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 425) |
posted July 31, 2000 08:25 PM
if you do, make sure its washed real good, nothing funnier than watching some guy itch all day in the gym because he caught pinworms. IP: Logged |
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Recoome Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 133) |
posted August 01, 2000 04:31 AM
what the fuck? Lick an asshole?? Look at it...it looks like a fucking ringworm!! IP: Logged |
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Orbitus Teranium Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted August 01, 2000 07:05 AM
If the girl is hot and has a nice iresistible ass I will eat that ass even right after she took a shit. hehehe IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted August 01, 2000 09:08 AM
I would if she asked...! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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gettingBigger Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 13) |
posted August 01, 2000 10:02 AM
If you think she's gonna let you put your d*ck in it, you better be prepared to eat it... IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 648) |
posted August 01, 2000 11:20 AM
fuck that i love to lick a womens ass...man it doesnt matter to me ..ass long as the girl is clean...man i get off just listening and watching them get off...ummmmmm!! and yes...dlady it is a new york thing ...that is why you should come here peace romeo IP: Logged |
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supraman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 301) |
posted August 01, 2000 01:10 PM
lick it and stick! IP: Logged |
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Vanguard Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted August 01, 2000 02:13 PM
sure, if she showers IP: Logged |
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juice_boy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 48) |
posted August 01, 2000 02:37 PM
What's with all these wimps that have to make their girl shower first. I have done it when it was sweaty right after a workout and it was good. Shaving is necessary though. IP: Logged |
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Big Wiggs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 68) |
posted August 01, 2000 04:16 PM
I'd do it.. Nuff said! IP: Logged |
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