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SCHNiKEN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 474) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:08 PM
  
Just curious how much mine have shrank..lol.. what would you guys compare the average ball size to.. i dont know if i bug alot but it seems everytime i do a cycle they shrink a decent amounts.. so what would you compare your balls too?????? IP: Logged |
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Sadist Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 53) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:20 PM
normally I'd say a walnut, on clomid or HCG more like a romano tomato.Manana.... IP: Logged |
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animal B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1024) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:31 PM
did you ever see a raisen,,,well there is your answer,,,it just makes my dick look that much bigger...infact they are so small when I get an erection or after sex I cant find them, they had risen up somewhere in my abdominal cavity IP: Logged |
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ajc1977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 696) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:38 PM
I was thinking maybe a small orange - Why? Are mine pretty big, then?  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Green Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 445) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:41 PM
ping pong ball. And I'm with Animal on them crawling up into you. It does make my guy look bigger! LAter, Green IP: Logged |
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animal B Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1024) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:55 PM
a small orange...that is subjective bro, small orange has to start somewhere, like pea size at one point IP: Logged |
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ajc1977 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 696) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:56 PM
You got me on that one animalB!  Ouch!------------------ IP: Logged |
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Curious Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 417) |
posted July 28, 2000 07:23 PM
About the size of a medium sized grapefruit...is that normal? hahahaha Actually about the size of a golfball and a pingpong ball put together in a sandwich bag. I'm sure they'll be about the size of a ping pong ball in about 2 months though with this test/deca I just started. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Buzzsaw Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 83) |
posted July 28, 2000 07:31 PM
I would say basketball size, I am a newbie and I thought that if I injected 2000mg of test into my testicals that I would be huge like you guys, but all I grew was these enourmous balls. I cant figure it out, every time I have sex and when I cum I shoot oil everywhere. Ahhhhhhhhhhh J/K I am waiting for someone to post some shit like this though. ******************BuzzzzzSawwwwwwww****
Your sig throws off the board -- had to shorten it. George [This message has been edited by George Spellwin (edited July 30, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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bbman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 5) |
posted July 28, 2000 08:12 PM
Well which ones are you talking about? I have a few. My favorite is my football I suppose. It is normal as far as size goes for footballs. Then I have a kickball, it is one of those from my childhood days, it is rather large and red. Then their is the basketball but it has been deflated and flat for sometime. Then there is the balls that the dogs have gotten too and shredded. I miss them. My sister has a crystal ball. We aren't on speaking terms though on account she is a witch with a capitol B. Then there are all my little balls that I just like to bounce around the house every now and then when I am bored and feeling kinda lonely. IP: Logged |
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Decaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 634) |
posted July 28, 2000 08:30 PM
Grape seeds come to mind when I think of my balls and to make matters worse my girl tells me now how much she would lick them if I had any. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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evissam Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 97) |
posted July 28, 2000 08:51 PM
Mine are shaped like huge long bananas. Is that normal? I have never really compared them with anyone else. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 679) |
posted July 28, 2000 09:10 PM
big enough... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SCHNiKEN Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 474) |
posted July 28, 2000 09:48 PM
I knew this would get funny.. mine are shaped like a lima bean and about the size of a ping pong ball so i guess im not doing that bad yet.. raisins.. that sucks man.. IP: Logged |
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genF Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted July 29, 2000 12:40 AM
1.5" x 1" IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1448) |
posted July 29, 2000 03:11 AM
Ive got 2 big shiny brass ones. and when i walk down the street they bang togheter and its the loudest fucking sound you have ever heard "DING..DING..DING"..and all the bitches KNOWS that that means MrMuscle is in town, and they all crowd the street in anticipation of getting some. im like the grown up version of the Ice Cream man, "I scream, you scream, we all scream for MRMUSCLE!!" ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Bjaarki Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:09 AM
SCHNiK: Do you mean literally, or figuratively? (WHAT A BIZARRE QUESTION!) Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 557) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:47 AM
My three left balls fill up my left hand and my two right balls almost do the same. IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 344) |
posted July 30, 2000 03:09 PM
I was born with a very rare medical condition. My balls were TOO big. They literally were the size of footballs. This would not be so bad but they actually physically blocked my rectum and I was unable to evacuate a stool. The doctors had to reduce the size of my balls in a hurry so I could go #2. There was a medical machine available that would empty them (much like a milking machine) but it could take days for the hospital to get one. In order to avoid the surgical removal of my testes, the doctors had a young blonde nurse orally drain them several times a day. To this day I still have a strange fetish for blonde nurses. Then a special drug that would keep them shrunk to mere mortal size was given me-so I could grow up like all the other normal teste boys. This was kept a secret from me until my 18th birthday. When it was revealed to me my parents told me there was a medication that would return my balls to their previous glorious hugeness. But alas my parents could not afford it, and so we tried eating straight chicken fat in an effort to rebuild my balls to epic proportions. It worked and now I am proud when I go to the beach and sport gonads so large that they distend and stretch my swimming trunks out as though I had a beach ball in my pants. When I stride down the beach, girls everywhere are heard to whisper to each other in admiration "My, he has the biggest balls". I rule the beach now that I have big balls and nobody dares kick sand in my face. This is true....I am not making this up. IP: Logged |
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Cut2DaMax Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 76) |
posted July 30, 2000 09:56 PM
right one is about golf ball size, but my left is twice as big...if not more...weird, huh? after sex the right one shrinks a little and the left one shrinks ALOT. BTW...my best friend was born with three...they took one out...damn that dude could have shot some major loads IP: Logged |
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