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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 452) |
posted July 28, 2000 04:32 PM
  
For those of you who have harleys, I would like to know if it has made a big difference for you getting laid and such. Im interested in a motorcycle and this will play a factor. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1009) |
posted July 28, 2000 04:37 PM
HERE IS HOW IT GOES DAVE! IF YOU HAVE A CROTCHROCKET, THE BIKE ITSELF WILL MAKE YOU SEXY AND A GIRL MAGNET! ANY CROTCHROCKET WILL MAKE EVEN A FAT UGLY GUY LOOK GOOD. THE BIKE IS A PHALIC SYMBOL. IF YOU HAVE A HARELY BIKE THEN THE GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU FOR THE BIKE, NOT REALLY YOU, UNLESS YOU HAVE $$ THEN THEY LIKE THE $$$ TOO. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 592) |
posted July 28, 2000 04:49 PM
IS THIS THE SAME REASON THAT GIRLS LIKE NICE CARS DLADY? IS IT CAUSE IT'S A 'PHALIC SYMBOL' (PHALIC=PENIS RIGHT?) OR IS IT CAUSE IT SHOWS THAT THEY HAVE $$$? MY FAVORITE GIRLIE ALWAYS TELLS ME: "IF YOU HAD THAT (POINTS OUT CAR IN THE DRIVE-THRU) I'D DO YOU ALL OVER IT." MMMMMMMM....SHE'S YUMMY.  IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1009) |
posted July 28, 2000 04:58 PM
no, just the crotchrocket bikes are a phalic symbol, and yes that refers to a penis, frackal. No my ex had a new mustang Cobra, and I just broke up with him, cars mean nadda to me! but does to girls like 16 to 21 years old. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1050) |
posted July 28, 2000 05:01 PM
 = Snatch Slopain on a Fast Bike (0-60 in 3.0 sec!) IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 592) |
posted July 28, 2000 05:05 PM
3 Seconds? Are you always that fast Slopain? Hahaha j/k man. I liked your math equation though. IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 452) |
posted July 28, 2000 05:22 PM
So why are crotch rockets a phallic symbol but not harleys? I can understand since they are fast as hell, but harleys lay down serious thunder. IP: Logged |
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dahmer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 456) |
posted July 28, 2000 05:53 PM
What's the difference between a Harley and a vacumm cleaner?? Where the dirtbag sits!!! Crotch rockets ride!!! IP: Logged |
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backdatthangup Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 19) |
posted July 28, 2000 05:59 PM
no. pussies drive harleys. IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1050) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:03 PM
I like them both, and i think chick dig them both too, but there is just something about a sports bike - Maybe the aggressive positioning, or maybe the fact that harley guys are typically represented by fat overweight, hairy, no hygiene, and ugly ass tats. That wasn't meant to flame harley guys (as I want to be one in the next few years) but that is seriously the representation of the stereo type Frack: Slopain IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 726) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:09 PM
Here's the deal: Harley's are mostly driven by old geezers who are trying to find their youth and only want the respect of their fellow Sturgis Rally partners Everyone else in their eyes can fuck off. Crotch Rockets are mostly driven by young cool dudes who are out for some pussy? Young hot Bitches are turned on more by Crotch Rocket drivers because it symbolizes youth, speed, excitement, coolness, etc.... ------------------ [This message has been edited by FlexB (edited July 28, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 778) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:14 PM
i nice shiny mercedes'll get the ladies more interested. not some big smelly bike. besides , most chicks i know wouldnt want to get where theyre going only to pick bugs out of their teeth. harleys=fat retired folk IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 994) |
posted July 28, 2000 06:30 PM
Good Grief, You crotch rocket boys are really showing your stuff.... I have had every bike style there is. Raced a few, crashed a few more. Now I figure I'm not all that different a person on what ever bike I'm riding... BUT let me tell you, there is one HELL of a difference on the type of women you tend to meet. Did I pick up more or less women depending on the bike, nope. And lets face facts, if you have to rely on the bike to pick up a chick, you've lost already. FYI, my bike of choice right now is a Harley, and I ain't fucking old, just strong, good looking and smart enough to make cash to spend 25k on a bike! ------------------ Lobo IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 726) |
posted July 29, 2000 12:53 AM
I'm sorry, but "25k on a bike" and "smart" do not belong in the same sentence! Isn't that like an oxymoron or something?! To each his own I guess. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 422) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:13 AM
get a fat ride. this is what harleys equal... http://vagina.rotten.com/motorcycle/ chris ------------------ IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 452) |
posted July 29, 2000 10:28 AM
HOly Shit. Was that fuckin guy still alive? H looked like it, fuck. Thats the most fucked up thing I think Ive ever seen. IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 994) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:27 AM
Flex, you ever heard of depreciation? Very basic concept here.... You can't get shit from a two year old jap bike. The only exception would be the Ducati - but their not Japs. Look, I'm not going to argue this point. Besides myself, I don't think there is one other person on here who has 'em both and can make even a basic judgment. Enjoy what ever you ride and don't think just because you got a bike chicks are going to fall all over you - it just does not work that way. ------------------ Lobo IP: Logged |
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Kingpin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 110) |
posted July 30, 2000 08:55 AM
Guys... If you need a motorcycle to get laid then you have a little dick, no $$$, or shitty communication skills. There are more and more women riding motorcycles everyday, and I see most of them on Harley's. Motorcycles are cool. Period. I have a Harley because I take my vacations on it, and that big bike is perfect for that. I want a Harley because I like to hear it, feel it, and be comfortable. I'll be the first one to admit that Harley Davidson is one greedy Mother f---'n company. And in case you guys didn't know it, Harley makes a crotch rocket. The Buell. IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 422) |
posted July 30, 2000 09:54 AM
i think he was alive, yes. IP: Logged |
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Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 293) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:05 PM
Harleys hell fuckin yhea! I've ridden them both and i must say for overall riding enjoyment Harley handsdown. Go do a little touring with a jap bike and see how your back and the rest of your body feels. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Steelsoldier Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 293) |
posted July 30, 2000 01:08 PM
Oh Flex if bitches is the reason you bought your ride(Shitty reason) try showinup on a Harley to a bike rally promise you'll get more ass on a hog! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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