posted July 28, 2000 02:18 PM            

For this, all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their
penis. A belly dancer entered the room, and started slinking around the
first priest . . .

"Ting-a-ling"

The Bishop said "Patrick, Patrick, I'm disappointed, you've failed. Go and
have a shower."

The belly dancer danced and stripped as far as her last thin veil for the
second student priest when the Bishop heard . .

"Ting-a-ling"

"Joseph, I'm very disappointed. So disappointed. You can't resist the
temptation of a woman. Go on to the showers," the Bishop said.

The belly dancer began dancing totally naked now around the last priest.
She did everything erotic she could think of . .

BUT NO BELL RANG!

"John, I'm absolutely delighted. You've passed! You have and can resist the
temptation of women. Now, go relax and take a shower with Patrick and
Joseph" . . .

"Ting-a-ling" . . .

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"Pain, is only weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest