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Bohonos
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 19)
posted July 28, 2000 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bohonos   Click Here to Email Bohonos     Edit/Delete Message
i need some good starting lines for talking to girls. I need good lines to stop girls and start talking to them. I don't need pick up lines, just lines when they are walking by and say.. hey where are you going.... you know
Thanks boys

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Thick dog
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posted July 28, 2000 11:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Yo bitch! Drop and give me a blowjob.

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skydancer
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 11:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
um - hello, how are you usually works pretty well.

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Mr America
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 11:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mr America     Edit/Delete Message
Just flash some cash and they will stop for sure...trust me!

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havoc
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 11:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
We have talked about this before and I am usually sarcastic in response but today I am high as hell so I will give a solid response instead.
Approach her and just say something like " this is kind of embarassing for me but I just wanted to introduce myself then go from there, or just say " I saw you and just wanted to meet you" , if she is snotty or rude to you then that bitch wasnt worth the cheese smell of your nutsack. Good luck.

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perfecttrainer
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posted July 28, 2000 11:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for perfecttrainer   Click Here to Email perfecttrainer     Edit/Delete Message
Exactly just introduce yourself and go from there like i said before you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. and remember he who hesitates masturbates

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skydancer
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 11:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
Yes - and hello, i'd like a chance to get to know you better works well

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Thick dog
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posted July 28, 2000 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
I'd like to get to know you, inside and out.

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skydancer
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posted July 28, 2000 12:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
Now TD - knock it off!!

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Gilbyag
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posted July 28, 2000 12:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gilbyag   Click Here to Email Gilbyag     Edit/Delete Message
oh shit, there goes TD again, lmao

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LeanChick
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeanChick   Click Here to Email LeanChick     Edit/Delete Message
A guy got me once by coming right up to me while i was training and saying....
hey you look great, are you gonna do that fitness show.

P.S. It really helped that he was HOT!

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Dlady27
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 66764840
IT'S ALL IN THE EYES, THE LOOK YOU GIVE!

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moe dank
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moe dank   Click Here to Email moe dank     Edit/Delete Message
after she walks by turn around and say " i wish i had a swing like that in my back yard" it works wonders if she thinks your cute. She will stop and smile then either say "what did you just say", or if she doesnt speak but turns around and smiles then just go talk to her.

All this from a man on a 2 year rut of no sex, but i have skills out the ass just havent been using them.

PS if she doesnt think you are cute be prepared for a fuck off loser or something along those lines. Never happend to me, but I have seen plenty of people go down if flames because of this line. Use it wisely

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Checkmatebloated
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posted July 28, 2000 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Checkmatebloated   Click Here to Email Checkmatebloated     Edit/Delete Message
honesty! No lines. I works wonders.

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FreakMonster
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FreakMonster   Click Here to Email FreakMonster     Edit/Delete Message
I used this one last night and I couldn't believe it worked. Go to a sushi bar. Go and pick up a 2 fortune cookies (open one of them and keep the fortune) and then scope out the girl you want to talk to. Go up to her and say "Excuse me but have you read your fortune cookie tonight"
Her "No what does mine fortune cookie say"
Hold your fortune up and say "Well mine says You will meet a brunette of your dreams"
Of course you change the line according to what she looks like.
Then give her the unopened fortune and let her read it. This approach can go many different ways.

This girl I did it to just totally blushed and was totally into me afterward.
I asked her later if it was cheesy and she said no because of the way I said it and because I was cute...... DAMN I'M GOOD!!!!!

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Hindustan
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 28, 2000 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hindustan   Click Here to Email Hindustan     Edit/Delete Message
Introduction to talking to girls. I rock at this subject guys!

1)

You say: Excuse me, You go to Illinois state University dont you.
If (she says: Yes)
{
You: Cool I knew you looked familiar..
I see you walking on the quad all the
time. (LIE!) By the way My name is
Hindustan

She: My name is Molly

You: Cool Molly whats your major.... (work it form here)

}

If (She says: No)

{
You: Ah.. You have a TWIN on campus.
Her: Hehehehe! (funny)
You: My name is Hindustan whats yours
Her: Molly
You: Oh well... Sorry I guess I will be
seeing you
Her: Bye
(Leave! wait to see her again. Say hi to her and bring up casual conversation the next time.) Example
You: Nice day isn't it Malli
Her: Yea
You: You remember me right?
Her: Yes/no
You: Cool, so what are up too... how was your week"
(work it from here)


}

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The Body Cries Stop, but the soul cries NEVER!
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lorenzo
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 29, 2000 04:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lorenzo   Click Here to Email lorenzo     Edit/Delete Message
here's one:
hey baby....look, i'm really horny and need a hole to fuck. So, it looks like YOU are in the right place at the right time!

Then she will slap you.

After you fall to the ground in pain (if not really painfull, fall to the ground anyway) she will feel sorry for you and allow you to have your fun with her hole.


Works every time.

**** if you heed this advice and actually use it, you do so at your own risk. The author assumes no liability for any physical damage to the offending party. This includes and is not limited to damage to the male groin area****

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Sight1
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 29, 2000 05:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sight1   Click Here to Email Sight1     Edit/Delete Message
Just trip and say excuse me...

If she asks if you are alright then you are in

If she doesn't ask her for a ride to her house to put ice on your ankle... If you make it in fate will take over

It worked for me.

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Future One
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted July 29, 2000 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Future One     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 5410509
Ok, this is what you do, you take a Newtron Particle Weapon, and recharge the fusion units and....

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krzysiu013
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted July 29, 2000 10:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for krzysiu013   Click Here to Email krzysiu013     Edit/Delete Message
guess what. pick up lines dont work. just be yourself.

chris

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