posted July 28, 2000 10:52 AM         

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OKAY, I MADE THIS THREAD SINCE ALL THE OTHERS ARE BEING TOO LONG, YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT HERE ABOUT SEX, SEX, AND MORE SEX! YOU CAN EVEN SHARE A STORY WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP! lol

NOT TO MENTION THAT ALL OF THE OTHER THREADS ARE ALL TURNING INTO A SEX SUBJECT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, SO LETS KEEP THE SEX IN THIS ONE FOR TODAY!

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posted July 28, 2000 10:53 AM         

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I think someone's getting a little frisky.

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posted July 28, 2000 10:57 AM         

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TD, YES I AM I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A FREAKING WEEK! NEVER GO THAT DAMN LONG!

AND TWO I AM TIRED OF JUMPING AROUND ALL OVER THIS BOARD, POST TO POST!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:02 AM            

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Do you suppliment with "horny goat weed?"

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posted July 28, 2000 11:04 AM            

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Christ..i got two words for ya all..

SEEK HELP!!!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:06 AM         

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See, MM I told you if you end up in the USA you will be coruppted by us! We are bad people! Stay away!

Now, he comes home Saturday, what can I do different during or before sex, to make be like "wwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwww" ??? Give me some ideas.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:10 AM         

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MD, what the hell is horny goat weed? oh, never mind I just got it, dddaaaaahhhh!

i must of had a brain fart!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:11 AM            

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When I was in the Military all we ever did was have lots of sex...I had a female friend that if we went out and did not pick up anybody then we would hook up afterwards....or if I saw a lady that I liked but was to shy to talk to her she would end up talking to her and bringing her home for US!!! This girl could score more women than half of us men, and she was fine as well. She just knew how to pick them...Thanks to her my fantasies came true almost on a weekly basis!!!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:20 AM            

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Dlady - you are just one depraved woman!!

I feel sorry for your bf - you are going to kill him!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:20 AM            

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I love big breasts.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:23 AM         

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DLADY, do you take a strap-on to your boyfriend, too?

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posted July 28, 2000 11:26 AM            

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Anyone into sheep here?

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posted July 28, 2000 11:33 AM            

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I luv ewe!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:35 AM         

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SORRY THE SHUT OUR NETWORK DOWN FOR A BIT, WILL BE HAPPENING ALL DAY I GUESS.

SKY, LET'S REMEMBER, NOW SAY IT WITH ME, "HE IS NOT MY BF" " WE ARE JUST DATING"

TD, NO I DO NOT OWN A VIBRATIOR LET ALONE A STRAP ON ANYTHING.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:36 AM         

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Slo- Llamas provide a nice alternative. They don't moan as much , though.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:36 AM            

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hey, guys thats between us.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:38 AM         

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JESUS, TD YOU MIGHT AS WELL USE A CAMEL! AND IT HAS 2 HUMPS!

CAN I GET SOME IDEAS HERE GUYS, WHAT DO YOU LIKE HER TO DO TO YOU, AFTER YOU HAVENT SEEN HER IN A WEEK??????

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posted July 28, 2000 11:38 AM            

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Gotcha Thick Dog, I had a bad experience with a llama once, lets just say he looked like a female lol!

Slopain

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posted July 28, 2000 11:38 AM            

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I like it when she squeels like a pig. Hehe

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posted July 28, 2000 11:39 AM            

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I dont care what my sheep does after a week of not seeing her, I just like to spoon.

Slopain

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posted July 28, 2000 11:40 AM            

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So many fantasies and so little time.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:40 AM         

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DLADY, camels just use you for sex. They take you home, sweettalk you, then give you a nice humping session, then they'll never call you again.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:42 AM         

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i got that "squeeling, screaming , moaning" part down already. C'mon, help get some ideas here guys. I want something different, I was thinking of going to get my hair cut off to my shoulders. But I need sex ideas!!!

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posted July 28, 2000 11:42 AM            

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I have had my heart broken many times by camels. They never settle down.

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posted July 28, 2000 11:44 AM            

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yall are mak'n me hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

eeeggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

WTF was that?

All this dirty talk by the ladies,
and the animal talk, oh man!

hehehe

Where's Pizza??

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posted July 28, 2000 11:45 AM         

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DLADY- guys don't like sheep with short hair, so ditch that idea.

Slo- THose damn camels are just afraid of commitment. Hippos on the other hand...

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posted July 28, 2000 11:48 AM         

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cmon you asshole TD!!!! You are suppose to help me here!

And Gil, what about you? Get out from under you DESK!!! RIGHT NOW!

okay, forget the haircut then, what?

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posted July 28, 2000 11:51 AM            

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DL, get some tight shiny blk leather shorts, fishnet stockings, shiny blk leather boots that have like 4 buckels up to mid calve with the ring in the back for strap'n ya down, (ooohhhhhhhhh.... oh yea) a shiny blk leather littel tight top, have your little sis strap ya to the bed, and when he walks in, say, IVE BEEN A BAD BAD GIRL, AND I NEED TO BE PUNISHED. ... or you could make him wear it and punish him, hehehe :0

DOMINAT OR SUBMIT

[This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited July 28, 2000).]

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posted July 28, 2000 11:53 AM            

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Come one Thick, hippos?! Man you know as well as I do, they gain weight quick, (hint: when trying to figure if your gonna get hitched with her, look at her mom - if shes a fat hippo then so will be your lover)

Slo

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posted July 28, 2000 11:55 AM         

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You have wisdom beyond your years, slopain.

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posted July 28, 2000 12:10 PM            

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Nah bro's, try a pissed of bull.

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posted July 28, 2000 12:14 PM         

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No Ripped, your way off. Ill-tempered bulls like to cuddle and be held afterward. No good.

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posted July 28, 2000 12:15 PM         

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He said he wants a picture of me naked but nice! what does that mean coming from a guys mouth?

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posted July 28, 2000 12:16 PM         

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I'd have to say he wants to see a picture of you masturbating, tastefully done of course.

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posted July 28, 2000 12:17 PM            

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Yak.

Mmmmm... long haired mammals...

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posted July 28, 2000 12:29 PM            

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TWAT!

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posted July 28, 2000 12:29 PM            

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yea, gotta have some YAK... lmao

I just like saying that,

YAK,..... YAK,..... YAK, .....

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posted July 28, 2000 12:46 PM         

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i am bringing my cute little pussy cat!

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posted July 28, 2000 12:49 PM         

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I hope it's one of those hairless ones.

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posted July 28, 2000 12:54 PM         

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YEP, IT IS MR,BIGGLESWORTH'S WIFEY! LOL

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posted July 28, 2000 01:05 PM            

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oooooooo, i like spanking naked kitty'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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posted July 28, 2000 01:07 PM         

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NOW THIS KITTY HAS REAL EYES TOO! SO YOU MUST BE GENTLE.

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posted July 28, 2000 01:29 PM            

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can ya make it wink, hehehe

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posted July 28, 2000 01:31 PM         

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NO SIILY THEY'RE A TATTOO.

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posted July 28, 2000 01:33 PM            

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THis is not fair why am I not hornier yet! I'm waiting!

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posted July 28, 2000 01:41 PM            

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I REALLY need an office job.Took a vacation day and it's raining so now I see what you guys do at work all day.HAHAHA.My son keeps running in the room trying to figure out what the hell I'm laughing so hard at.

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posted July 28, 2000 01:57 PM            

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thats cute picasso, hahaha

Hey DL, Now I know what your talk'n about. That is REALLY cool,

HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY, Is she always hungry for a big chunk of meat? lol

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posted July 28, 2000 01:57 PM            

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thats cute picasso, hahaha

Hey DL, Now I know what your talk'n about. That is REALLY cool,

HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY, Is she always hungry for a big chunk of meat? lol

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posted July 28, 2000 02:13 PM         

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STEAK GIL, NO SALAMI OR PEPPERONI'S PLEASE.

A NICE BIG ~THICK ~JUICY ~MEATY TOP ROUND STEAK !

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posted July 28, 2000 02:17 PM            

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YOU GOT IT BABE, ONE NICE BIG ~THICK ~JUICY ~MEATY TOP ROUND STEAK COM'N RIGHT UP.... OH, THERE IT IS.........

COOOOOMMMMMMMM'NNNNNNNN GEEEEEEEEETTT IT!

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posted July 28, 2000 02:22 PM            

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How does anybody here actually have time to have sex. It seems like most people are so busy writing about it, that they can't possibly have time to actually do it. I'm sick of hearing that somebody "really needs sex","someone's going to get sex," "someone is thinking about sex," "someone had a dream about sex," etc. I think we all know that having sex is cool. Do we have to constantly write about it to validate our coolness? I know this is a chat board that is open to writing about sex. It is just so outlandish here that it is rather boring. Just go out and get it. The commentary is boring. My .02

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posted July 28, 2000 02:24 PM         

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HEEHEE GIL DID YOU JUST READ THAT!

JUICE BOY, THEN WHY DID YOU BOTHER TO READ ALL THESE POSTS IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING THIS SHIT, BESIDES YOU READ WITH YOUR EYES AND HEAR WITH YOUR EARS! SO YOU READ IT NOT HEAR IT!!!

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posted July 28, 2000 02:26 PM            

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hey juice, dont likes dont read bro, we're all at work and we're bored, this is all in good fun and besides, its funny as hell. we arent validating anything, dont ya ever sit around with your buddies and BS, well, thats what we're do'n.

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posted July 28, 2000 02:28 PM         

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WOW, GIL YOU SAID THAT WHOLE THING W/O MENTIONING THE WORD S--!!! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

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posted July 28, 2000 02:30 PM            

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No Shit. I never comment on these things. I saw the topic and decided now was the time to make my sarcastic comment that will get flamed by all. We all have opinions. That is what makes chat boards interesting. What makes discussion boards boring are posts and posts on the same topic. Every once in a while might be interesting. But, come on? Is this actually a turn on to you, or is this a way to be humorous?

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posted July 28, 2000 02:31 PM            

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DAMN IT,

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posted July 28, 2000 02:33 PM            

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ahhhhhhh! It just makes it that much better when you are used to doing it every day then you have to wait a week or more!

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posted July 28, 2000 02:37 PM            

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I'm just trying to start shit, Gilby. I'm here at work, bored, watching the clock tick. I didn't have too many takers though.

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posted July 28, 2000 03:02 PM            

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Check it out dlady
CAPS LOCK ON
caps lock off
CAPS LOCK ON
caps lock off
STOP YELLING!!!!!

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posted July 28, 2000 04:46 PM         

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(plato) cap locks ON!!!

SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT UUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!

ahhhhh, i feel so much better now, see ya guyz have good wknd!

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posted July 28, 2000 04:57 PM            

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I LOVE TO FUCK FUCK FUCK.....AND I THINK EVERYONE ON THE PLANET LOVES TO FUCK FUCK FUCK.....IF YOU DONT LIKE TO FUCK..THEN MAKE LOVE EITHER WAY YOU ARE STILL FUCKING .....AHHHHHH THAT FELT GOOD I NEED SOME ASS NOW ........????WHO CAN I CALL????

PEACE ROMEO

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posted July 30, 2000 07:29 PM         

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Juiceboy, I do post here alot but I also have time for sex. But once that 3.7 seconds is up I have to find some way to spend the day.

DLady - several ideas. Bring him into the bedroom right away and do a striptease, then get on all 4's and when he gets behind do not wait for him to bump, just start slamming back into him. he will blow fast like crazy.

Or have a warm canlelit bath ready and give him an all over bath first. Get some good tasting body art supplies and have a littl feast with each other.

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posted July 30, 2000 08:37 PM         

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I think feet are the sexiest part of a woman's body. I like to bang from behind and from the front with legs over shoulders. Big breasts are nice, and missionary with her directly on top is nice too.

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posted July 30, 2000 09:29 PM            

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mmmuuuuunnnnnn sex mmmmmmmmmuuuuuunnnnnn

I don't think Hommer could of said it any better himself!

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posted July 31, 2000 09:47 AM         

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Havoc and TD, Well, I ended up having a "little feast" on Saturday night! (as Nocive Juicer calls it) We had the oils and body paints out! There was my weekend ! No more details to tell.

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posted July 31, 2000 09:50 AM         

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Did you paint smiley faces on his cock?

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posted July 31, 2000 09:59 AM            

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Good Morning DL and TD, I ended up cheating on my so called girlfriend, it was well worth it, I am going to let her know this shit isnt going to work. Glad you got some good and satisfying booty.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:05 AM         

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Havoc, I am in the same boat sweetie! i have been seeing this other guy for over a month now, have tried and tried to tell the ex that it is over between us but he won't face facts, he keeps calling and shit, no less I have yet to tell him that I am NOT going on vaca with him. At least your prob is small compared to mine. All you did was cheat, once.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:06 AM         

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Alright, we're 3 for 3. I hammered a nice little girl on Saturday night.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:10 AM            

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well i know you loved her right TD? cuz you are not supposed to have sex with anybody you dont love..right TD? and you are planning to marry her now..Right TD?

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posted July 31, 2000 10:11 AM         

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Mr Muscle, I am planning asking her to marry me.....if only I can remember her name.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:11 AM            

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Ok we have a pact now, our mission is to get ass on the weekends, the first one to not get some ass is the loser. Be honest, If I dont get any I will tell you guys. Oh yeah D Lady I am going to be in PA in a few months, at least have dinner with me or even lunch or breakfast.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:14 AM         

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Good call Havoc. Like the guy in American Pie said, "WE WILL GET LAID".

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posted July 31, 2000 10:18 AM         

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Havoc, Honestly I would love to have lunch or dinner with you when you are in town, just do NOT make me smoke the wacky ta-backy!

Agreed?

Oh, and you can't make me laugh like you do on here. Why are you coming to PA?

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posted July 31, 2000 10:18 AM            

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haha shit..well then im crowned head loser i guess...im still a virgin...oh wait..i drove the firetruck once..does that count..hell it was messy enough.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:20 AM         

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Oh, and since we are having our own little club, is Gil and MightyDog allowed here too, or not? They are good for it I think!

So, we have Dlady27, TD, HAVOC, Gilbay, and MD, anyone else I forgot guys....

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posted July 31, 2000 10:22 AM            

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hey MM, so why aint ya get'n any? Is it by choice??? Is it cuz of training??? Whats up?

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posted July 31, 2000 10:23 AM         

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Our mascot will be a nice, fiesty, cum-soaked sheep.

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posted July 31, 2000 10:27 AM         

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okay, TD. Whatever.

Oh, I was tormented too, he wouldnt give me any sex until I promised to quit smoking.

But I havent had a smoke since Saturday Am now. I am doing pretty good so far. Boy, I am becoming pussy whooped to quit smoking for this guy.

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posted July 31, 2000 11:05 AM            

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Sounds good regarding our bust a nut club, D Lady my father is from Butler PA and he is going home to see his dad and sisters, friends and I said I would go with him. I guarantee I would be a gentlemen, I thank you for your acceptance of my offer.

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posted July 31, 2000 11:07 AM         

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HAHA! Butler is right up the turnpike from me about 30 min drive, if even that. What a nice son you are to go with your dad!

Just dont tell him I am a good/bad girl. j/k

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posted July 31, 2000 11:14 AM            

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No problem D, your cool as shit(thats a good thing).

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posted July 31, 2000 11:16 AM         

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Hey, You said "OUR BUST A NUT CLUB" I do not have a nut to bust, so you have to change it.
It has to be a different name, hit your bowl and think?????? LOL

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posted July 31, 2000 11:35 AM            

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I took your advice and I think I shouldnt have, I am too high right now at this present moment in time, for some reason I thought I saw a small dog by the cardio equipment, kind of freaked me out, anyway I cant think of anything right now, damn I'm fucked, too high.

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posted July 31, 2000 12:26 PM            

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wy i aint getting any? well its because of my god igly face..hehe..no actually im not into dipping my watersprout into all available holes...im in it for the love..and seeing as there is no love here..then there is no se either..so i guess im in spank you land for the moment beeing.

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posted July 31, 2000 12:56 PM         

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O-TAY HAVOC , I HAVE GIVEN YOU AN HOUR & 1/2 HAVE YOU COME DOWN YET?

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posted July 31, 2000 01:11 PM            

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How about:
"The Between the Sheets Elite Fleet"

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posted July 31, 2000 01:14 PM         

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HEHEE! YES, THAT IS A GREAT NAME EVEN THOUGH 1/2 OF US HERE ARE NEVER BETWEEN THE SHEETS, WE ARE ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE. BUT I DO LIKE THAT NAME !
SEE WHAT MARY AND JUANA CAN DO FOR YOU WHEN YOU USE THEM RIGHT/ LOL

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