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havoc
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posted July 28, 2000 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for havoc   Click Here to Email havoc     Edit/Delete Message
The topic of hygeine is important, it is a must that people today take care of themselves inside and out. What turns me off the most even if the women is fine as hell with curves like no other is BAD BREATH, I rather have smelly arm pits or even a smelly Cookie but when a womens breath smells that just makes me instantly flaccid. This girl last night had bad breath even after she brushed her teeth and had some gum, damn thats horrible, fuck the doublemint, that bitch needed a triple mint, trying to come in my pad and watch movies and shit, this aint no mother fucking Cinema bitch, man her breath smell like fried shit sticks dipped in ass sauce. Alot of women can get away with certain things like a good tan makes up for alot but when a womens breath smells like clam chowder there is defenitely a problem.

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Dlady27
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posted July 28, 2000 10:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 66764840
I HATE MEN THAT HAVE POTATOES IN THEIR EARS!
HAMMER TIME TOES! BAD BREATH, SMELLY PITS, YELLOW TEETH, DIRTY FINGERNAILS!


HAVOC, WHAT IS A COOKIE, YOU MEAN A HMMHMM.

[This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited July 28, 2000).]

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Thick dog
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posted July 28, 2000 10:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thick dog     Edit/Delete Message
Havoc-You should have given her the most potent mouthwash there is...Jizz. then you should have thrown her out the window.

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Dlady27
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posted July 28, 2000 10:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dlady27     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 66764840
OH ,YES THEN SHE WOULD HAVE SMELLED LIKE SALTY OCEAN WATER!

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2BIG4U
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posted July 28, 2000 10:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2BIG4U   Click Here to Email 2BIG4U     Edit/Delete Message
You should have brushed her teeth for her with bleach, and a toilet brush.

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mightydog
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posted July 28, 2000 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mightydog   Click Here to Email mightydog     Edit/Delete Message
I do shift work so i go to the gym when the retired old farts do. Someone tell me WTF?? When you get that age do they just automatically don't give a shit about washing ass, using deoderant, and brushing teeth. I swear some of them stink so bad, the toilets start flushing by themselves when they walk past them. I wish they would all take their stinkin' asses to the mall and walk in circles with the rest of the old fucks!

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XdawgX
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posted July 28, 2000 11:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for XdawgX     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 2473175
i don't expect the gym to smell like a basket of roses, but good lord, you have to draw the line somewhere. on wednesday i went to work legs and i was feeling queezy before i even started! some jackass decided deoderant was optional and the worst part is that he was on the leg press machine (which is right behind the squat rack), wearing a tank top and he kept putting his hands on top of his head. ugh, i had to walk away before i lost my lunch.

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davidg
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posted July 28, 2000 11:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for davidg   Click Here to Email davidg     Edit/Delete Message
I hate it when it when fat bitches wear that god awful stinky perfume. That just fucking stinks like hell on earth.

Its bad enuf when you see there cottage cheese, but that stank just keeps pulling your attention to them.

Although, it was kinda cool in junior high, when your friends sneak the fat bimbo out to the old house, and all five of you take turns on her.

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FlexB
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posted July 28, 2000 11:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FlexB   Click Here to Email FlexB     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 71392430
[email protected] that shit was funny

Some people come in my office with breath smelling so bad, the smoke alarms start going off and shit! Then they want to get right up in your face and ask you a question! My sense of smell is really good and I can smell a lot of things others can't. I can't stand when a woman comes in the office with that "not so fresh" smell!! You all know what I'm talking about!! That shit makes me want to blow up some chunks!! What makes it so bad is that some men like that shit!!! I'm sorry, but that's just NASTY!!!

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skydancer
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posted July 28, 2000 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for skydancer   Click Here to Email skydancer     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 76679089
okay this topic is making me ill....

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perfecttrainer
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posted July 28, 2000 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for perfecttrainer   Click Here to Email perfecttrainer     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO, that shit was funny. Next time try some paint thinner.

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Romeo
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posted July 28, 2000 04:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Romeo   Click Here to Email Romeo     Edit/Delete Message
HAVOC YOU SHOPULD HAVE ASKED HER WHERE LEFT HER BREATH ASSURES


PEACE ROMEO

CAUSE HER BREATH WAS KICKING LIKE BRUCE LEE

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Frackal
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posted July 28, 2000 04:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Frackal   Click Here to Email Frackal     Edit/Delete Message
NO SHIT. I HAVE THIS TEACHER WHO IS ONE OF SEINFELD'S 'CLOSE TALKERS' (REMEMBER THAT EPISODE?) AND HIS BREATH IS FUCKIN' RANK. IF I HAD BIGGER BALLS I WOULD SLIP ON A GAS MASK FROM THE ARMY SURPLUS STORE BEFORE GOING UP TO ASK HIM A QUESTION.

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Big Buck
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posted July 28, 2000 06:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Big Buck   Click Here to Email Big Buck     Edit/Delete Message
I agree w/ u Havoc. That shit is wwwwwaaaaayyyyyy nasty bro.

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RippedNBuff
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posted July 28, 2000 06:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RippedNBuff   Click Here to Email RippedNBuff     Edit/Delete Message
FUCK BBB's (bad breath bitches)

Fuck the dudes that have garbage cans under their arms. That's nasty bro, the other day this dude was using the pullup bar on the power rack for leg lifts. GAWD this dudes pits were so rancid he got his membership cancelled, and that was after i threw up my fuckin MRP. Almost made that bitch pay me for that shit.

LOL@ havoc triple mint, bwahahaha

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tnheygirl
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posted July 29, 2000 12:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tnheygirl   Click Here to Email tnheygirl     Edit/Delete Message
Ok What turns me off about a man

1. Bad Breath
2. good breath very bad kisser-the type that eats your face down to the chin!
3. Blowing your nose anywhere other than the bathroom. (not everyone wants to hear you blow the snot out of your nasel passages)
4. Going to the bathroom to blow and coming out with "things" hanging out!
5. Unibrow-BIG NONO
6. Men who do not trim their "area" where it doesn't look all wild!

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Your_Moms_Kneepads
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posted July 29, 2000 01:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Your_Moms_Kneepads     Edit/Delete Message
TnheyGirl, Whats wrong with blowing your nose in your shirt? deadlfit days arent the same without doing it.

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Jay Z
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posted July 30, 2000 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay Z   Click Here to Email Jay Z     Edit/Delete Message
this thread is funny...

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ThePitbull
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posted July 30, 2000 10:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ThePitbull   Click Here to Email ThePitbull     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 75689837
This thread is killing me. (lol) Mightydog, toilets flushing themseves.........now that's funny!

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funkoram
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posted July 30, 2000 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for funkoram   Click Here to Email funkoram     Edit/Delete Message
Have you ever been with a girl with hairy nipples? I am still traumatized

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special_bill
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posted July 30, 2000 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for special_bill   Click Here to Email special_bill     Edit/Delete Message
holy shit funkoram- one time i ate mushrooms in college and was trying to get it on with this cute little thing...anyway, got the bra off and if that freak didn't have 4 inch hairs growing around those fuckers...i was tripping balls so i thought it was a daddy long legs and slapped at it (it was dark)...she starts crying, im looking for the damn spider in my bed, i wish somebody could've filmed it...

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SnapperHead
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posted July 30, 2000 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SnapperHead   Click Here to Email SnapperHead     Edit/Delete Message
funkoram you bastard, why did you have to bring back those memories....blame it on the alcohol....blame it on the alcohol......

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