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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 03:56 PM
  
My sex drive is......non-exsistent! Anyone know of herbs i can take to help. My dieting and training drain me and at the end of the day im totally useless! Im not looking to turn into some sexaholic but geesh, im young & i should want it sometime! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 27, 2000 03:57 PM
YO----HIM--BE YOHIMBE YOHIMBE YOHIMBE!!!
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:00 PM
Most girls sex drives start spiraling upward and out of control when they look in my direction. LOL IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:00 PM
Ditto...that stuff works really well on us gals... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:02 PM
See...Skydancer agrees with me. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:05 PM
TD - Dork - i meant ditto to Dlady IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:06 PM
Dork? I'm deeply hurt Skydancer. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:07 PM
Thanks girls, im going to get me some of that! Actually, do you think there is enough of it in the adiop to make a difference? Thick dog....lol, can you walk on by me so i get all hot & bothered! IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:08 PM
Oh yes, you are the most sensative person I've met lately...my most humble and sincerest apologies... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, TD. SHE JUST CALLED YOU IN LAMEST TERMS A "WHALE DICK" LMAO!!!!
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:10 PM
Well, my dick is roughly the size of an adult sperm whale. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:10 PM
why change anything girl?? Sex is icky :P ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:12 PM
MM, HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ? HMMM,DID YOU DO SUMTIN SUMTIN YOU ANIT SHARING WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS...LOL IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:12 PM
Yes LC - the adipo is enough..for me anyway! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:13 PM
you might be overtraining?...how are you sleeping?...i could come over, we could spoon, id tell you how you slept in the morning  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:25 PM
Thanks Skydancer....i guess its time to try the adipo again. MM...is sex icky? I always thought i liked it (until recently!) S.Bill...i was never into spooning..lol IP: Logged |
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CONAN Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 38) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:27 PM
You guys really crack my shit up! People are walking over to my office to see what I am laughing so hard about. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:28 PM
conan, Now I know Personally you are laughing at ThickDog being called a Whale PP huh? LOL IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:31 PM
you LIKE sex?? ugh..freak ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:37 PM
lol..i havent been called a freak in awhile! MM...i picture you talking in a sweet, innocent 10yr olds voice. Sex....ewwwwwwww IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:39 PM
yes..sex..grooose..i mean. touch her.her..THING. and put my we we in her..ugh...i feel my protein shake coming up... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Bjaarki Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:41 PM
LC: Why does everyone try to find some f'g SUBSTANCE in order to FIX THINGS all the time? Your most important sex organ is between your ears, not between your legs. Think about why you're not turned on, and do something to change it. Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! IP: Logged |
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sandiegomike Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 72) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:44 PM
maybe its because you haven't been called a freak in a while? freak... IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:45 PM
Alright DLADY and Skydancer, I've taken enough of a bashing for one day....I'll be back tomorrow with a vengeance. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:46 PM
Alright MM, no more sex talk for you. I really dont want you throwing your shake up all over your screen. Bj: I hear ya, i do but for me...im usually in the mood when its not the time ya know. He's at work or something and by the end of the day im pretty beat. Hence, the reason he thinks im sleeping with one of my guy gym friends. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:48 PM
Naa, still not in the mood sandiegomike! IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:49 PM
OHHH - TD I'm shaking in my shoes...LOL! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:54 PM
Then turn off your vibrator. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 04:56 PM
He got ya good Skydancer!! lol IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 365) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:00 PM
hey thick dog this is anne pizza mans wife, i still want to know if thick dog has thick dong or just thick cum? IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:01 PM
thank you lean for letting me go ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Bjaarki Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:02 PM
LC: Something's up between your man and you. Better look at that now, LC! Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:02 PM
I've punctured my share of ovaries and flooded many villages with cum. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:03 PM
Damn it, I missed all the fun here..... [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited July 27, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:04 PM
LOL - okay that was really really good TD - the vibrator comment!! Oh I owe ya now... IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:05 PM
Bj: He's as horny as they come the problem is me. Conflicting schedules (yes, i know everyone has them)when he's ready im dozing off. oh well.. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:06 PM
You got me good earlier Skydancer. I am going to save money on the water bill tonight because I am going to go home and bath in my tears. IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 365) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:07 PM
thick dog this is anne , email me sometime. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:08 PM
can you REALLY be THAT tired??? Isnt there anything he can do to get you go'n? I mean, Ive been tired as HELL but Im always "up" for it... or is cuz Im a guy, hmmmmm.... IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:09 PM
oh you poor thing TD - no I still owe ya IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:09 PM
Will do Anne. I have to run to the gym now, unless of course Anne is short for "Little Oral Annie." lol IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:10 PM
Gil... The deal is that he cut me off. He was tired of being the one who has to initiate stuff so he's leaving the moves to me. Not a good choice on his part cuz during the day the guys at the gym look pretty damn good. Yeah, im really that tired at night and no im really NOT a loser..lol. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:14 PM
Oh LC - thats not good. I hate it when that happens! LOL! Its FUN to initiate...takes some practice but once you get the hang of it... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:14 PM
ok, so the guys at the gym look good, dont they get you go'n? If so save it that energy and take it out on ur man when u get home... I sure as hell dont mind get'n mugged, I dont think he would either. OR.... is it that maybe he doesnt look like the guys at the gym??? U know, if hes suspicious already, things r just gonna get worse if you DONT make the moves. Hes really gonna start to think stuff then. COULD it really be theres something more to this??? IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 614) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:17 PM
i swear think you have to be one of the funniest guys on this board...shit you kill me
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:17 PM
Skydancer... I hear ya and on the weekends after a few drinks im all for it but during the week i just cant get myself going enough to get him going..lol. Damn though, i hate being cut off! Trust me it doesnt take much for him to get me going but now he isnt trying. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:22 PM
Gil, Ok, so i dont know you all yet but i guess i should fess up. Trust me..the guys at the gym are hot and flirting and all that is good in my book. He doesnt train at all. Now, he looks good. He's a hockey player and he's very active just not in the gym. I wish he was into it though.Everyone tells me how good looking he is yada yada yada but i dont know, i just am bored..i think! Im not even sure. I feel quilty thinking about someone else while working it with him, does that sound stupid?! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:23 PM
Oh yeah, he's real suspicious. Its awful and i havent been with anyone else. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:27 PM
DAHAAA! So... ur loosing interest in him, feelings are deminishing, outside interests are confusing u and begining to take up your time, mentaly that is, possibly sexually. U r getting the attention u desire outside ur relationship, this can cause what your seeing now. I work in corp. with about 4000 people, I see it all the time. Not easy to fix. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:29 PM
eventhough u havent been w/anyone else, ur still kinda separating ur self from him by not being all that sexual with him. Im no psych, just my opinions. Ive gotta run for today but ill check the thread tommorrow. laters IP: Logged |
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Mr. T Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 584) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:31 PM
Change your birth control pill, thats usually the culprit. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:34 PM
Gil, You may have hit it exactly. I love the attention i get at the gym and from other guys and i guess when im with him i spend too much time thinking of *other* things. You said: not an easy fix and i hate to admit it but i think your right. Im confused thats a fact...now, what to do about it?! Im off for dinner (when are they gonna make pizza and ice cream part of a training diet!) IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:36 PM
LC- you might give your man some kinda complex with these unfounded feelings of jealousy....i think i should come over and justify his suspicions.... im only trying to help ------------------ IP: Logged |
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WarLobo Moderator (Total posts: 982) |
posted July 27, 2000 06:18 PM
Go read the "started cycle" thread on the women's board and see what a bit of test will do ------------------ Lobo IP: Logged |
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Bjaarki Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 27, 2000 06:29 PM
LC: What's with this "He cut me off" shit? He wants you to initiate? No wonder you're pissed! Listen: Men should initiate. Period! There are no human cultures, in fact no species of primates, in which the male is not the sexual aggressor. If he's making you initiate, you're pissed, and rightly so. He might be getting a little bored, too, so he's doing this "I'm tired of initiating. It's your turn." But like I said up at the top of this thread, this problem is in your heart, hon, not in the supplements or other crap you could take for this. Sit your man down and talk it over with him. Then tell him to take you to bed. BTW, Gilybag is not a shrink, but I am. That'll be $100 (j/k). Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 27, 2000 06:36 PM
I disagree Bj - not with the culture idea but with the idea that initiating shouldn't be shared...there is nothing wrong with it and she shouldn't be pissed over it. (Which it doesn't sound like she is, the problems seems to be elsewhere in the relationship) ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 730) |
posted July 27, 2000 06:44 PM
How did i miss getting involved in this one? IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 205) |
posted July 27, 2000 06:55 PM
BJ- it can also be said that humans engage in sex for reasons other than procreation....there is no "one-way" to satisfy our never-ending emotional needs...but you probably know that...you seem to be of above average intelligence... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 06:58 PM
Thanks for trying to help *special* Bill..lol Warlobo..im going to check out that thread, but i am a complete virgin when it comes to talk on AS. BJ: Im not mad about him wanting me to initiate its just that when he's home and able, im beat and unable! Its much easier if he makes the move....atleast to help get me in the mood. Skydancer..i just love that name! Your right about me NOT being upset with him wanting me to make the moves, thats why i started this thread...looking for something to help put me in the mood. BJ...$100, are you crazy....do i get any special surprises with your advice?? IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 479) |
posted July 27, 2000 07:02 PM
Damn I got to this thread kind of late, anyway I will send you a picture of myself and your sex drive should be just fine. IP: Logged |
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Bjaarki Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 125) |
posted July 27, 2000 07:08 PM
LC: No, no surprises, and not very good advice, if you and Skydancer are my only witnesses. Honestly, there are still many things about a woman's heart that remain a mystery to me. You and Skydancer have just proven that to me, again. That abiding sense of mystery might be one of the reasons my wife still fascinates me so much, 20 years and five kids later. Best of luck to you, LeanChick. Hope it works out for you. Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 07:40 PM
hmmm....havoc, still waiting for that pic! I wanna see if your just ALL TALK! lol BJ..20yrs and 5kids, thats pretty cool. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 730) |
posted July 27, 2000 07:45 PM
LeanChick I 'm not all talk. You need to get a faster machine or something so you can pull my pics. What if havoc is not all talk what are you going to do with him??? hehehehe! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 07:48 PM
ya,ya,ya check....sure! I forgot i was still waiting for your pic too. I actually sat there and waiting a few for it to download and NOTHING!! As for Havoc, were gonna have to wait to see how good his pics are ;o) IP: Logged |
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Future One Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 74) |
posted July 27, 2000 08:41 PM
I think this is to be expected. I mean as a standard, guys have about 10 times more Testosterone than girls, and T is a big part of having a sex drive. that's why most guys are always "up" for it, because our bodies are always asking for it. For girls the need is much less. This is something I've accepted, and so must others if we're to be more civilized... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 730) |
posted July 27, 2000 08:49 PM
Well all the others have seen the pics ask them what they look like. I am not sure why you can not bring them up, but the are on a bitmap so it take a lot of room. You are starting to get my test boiling. stop it! I like being the nice guy on the board. LOL IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 730) |
posted July 27, 2000 08:49 PM
Well all the others have seen the pics ask them what they look like. I am not sure why you can not bring them up, but the are on a bitmap so it take a lot of room. You are starting to get my test boiling. stop it! I like being the nice guy on the board. LOL IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 27, 2000 09:01 PM
LMAO...Check, keep it in your pants! Im only playing with ya, dont get all worked up ;o) IP: Logged |
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rancid Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted July 28, 2000 10:09 AM
Lean chick, from the sound of things I think your just playing these guys to see what kind of response you'd get, come on now you know that it's easy to get guys all exicted when a female ( if your'e really one ) wants to talk about sexuality. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 28, 2000 10:19 AM
Goodmorn'n LC, did ya give the poor boy any? lol IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 28, 2000 10:36 AM
LC- if you stay on this board long enough and listen to all these sick, twisted hooligans, myself included, your sex drive should increase by leaps and bounds. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 28, 2000 10:38 AM
hell no..if you stay here to long youll loose ALL your sex drive..just be glad none of us has posted any pics for you to see...YET :P ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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shrugs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23) |
posted July 28, 2000 10:40 AM
viagra and a hint of test IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 10:40 AM
YES, JUST LISTEN AND READ WHAT TD WRITES AND YOUR SEX DRIVE WILL SKY ROCKET! NOT! YOHIMBE WILL DO THE TRICK! IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 28, 2000 11:01 AM
Ive posted my pic MM, I know I know, youll shoot yourself. Hey, I bet are some fine ladies in Norway hu. Lots-o-blonds? Mmmmmmmm, blonds. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:01 PM
LOL..yeah, im really a female dont worry!! Gil, yep i sure did give him some last night. Had to hop in the shower at 10pm to wake myself up then jumped up on his lap while he was watching tv..lol. Needless to say, it didnt take long after that. Skydancer..you would have been proud. I initiated it and it was well worth it. I'll admit that it took ALOT of energy on my part but i feel MUCH BETTER..lol. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:04 PM
Dlady, Im still gonna try that yohimbe and see if it helps any. Your one of the many that have mentioned that to me so its worth a shot. Hey Gil....do you have a pic on here but its only a bod shot...the face is covered?? whats up with that..lol IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 517) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:04 PM
LC - you go! Thats the beauty of it..it doesn't take much! LOL! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:09 PM
It always amazes me how quick guys respond. It takes a hell of alot more than one touch to get me going, yet if you barely touch a guy they are UP and ready..lol IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:12 PM
haha LC ,more like they STAND AT ATTENTION WAITING FOR US! Try some fruit roll ups on him next time, he will be surprised!!! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:17 PM
Fruit roll ups..lmao Ok call me naive but what the heck do i do with a roll up?? Come on Dlady...do tell ;oP IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:17 PM
yeah..we got blondes over her..tall bitches...but they all want those skater sagging assholes..so a musclehead like me doesnt stand a chance...theire lost though ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:25 PM
OH MAN, TALL BLONDS, Im weak in the knees, Hey MM, tell me, tell me, do they have big boobs too???? Sorry LC, I promise I dont look like the Grinch or anything, just protecting myself incase theres someone I know on here, then I might have to be careful or some shit. This way I can act as silly as I want. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:28 PM
LC, you pu the fruit roll up around his PP, and go to town sucking away! Tasty for you ,and you'll have him moaning till the morning! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:28 PM
MM...i dont get the blonde thing?? IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:30 PM
MM...i dont get the blonde thing?? Gil, IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:31 PM
Damn Dlady, why didnt you tell me about the roll up yesterday!!!!! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:32 PM
LC, yes Gil looks good enough on hte body part to lay there all day and just lick him up! eh' so what if we have to put a bag over his face. j/k IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:34 PM
LMAO...Dlady, A bag is cool or just hit the light switch. IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1405) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:35 PM
yeah they got boobs..we call them the smart ones..seeing as they have 2 HUUUUGE brains up front..most of them are 5'9 and up..and they al take aerobic..so if you try anything they fuck you up...but when they see me lifting they just sniff and leave..bitches. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 479) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:36 PM
There is no way I would let any women put a fruit fucking roll up on my dick. My dick smells like a bucket of fruit already. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:38 PM
LMAO Havoc, somehow i doubt that! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:39 PM
It would take a whole factory full of fruit roll ups just to fit around my dick. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 479) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:39 PM
Dont doubt the truth, I am a clean sob, Hygeine is important, I expect the same from the lucky girl that I am banging. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:41 PM
HAVOC, IF YOU LET YOUR LADY TRY IT ONCE YOU'D BE HOOKED I SWEAR IT! AND IT ISNT MESSY! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:42 PM
TD...i wonder if they make condoms in your size?! Havoc...Your right on the money big guy, i cant even imagine being with some dirty guy. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:44 PM
Dlady, Something tells me you have a stash of fruit roll ups at your house for when your guy gets home tomorrow ;o) IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:46 PM
LC- you ever see those tarps that they cover baseball fields with when it rains.... IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 479) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:48 PM
When I visit PA you will have to demonstrate for me D, but you probably couldnt handle it, I would hear the usual from you, my stomach hurts, but then I would give you the famous position for post sex with havoc, this position takes away all the stomach pains, its kind of like a reverse fetal position. You will feel like I pierced your ovaries and a free hysterectomy has just been performed. You will say not so hard, then use your hand to push me away, then I will tell you "to shut up and take it, your a big girl", anyway j/k , wait no I'm not. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:49 PM
LC, heehee I actually have a strawbeery one and a Cherry one! Yummy!!!! IP: Logged |
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