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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:49 PM
  
TD.. OMG too funny! I imagine a tarp cant be all that pleasurable for your girl...lol IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:52 PM
Havoc, quite funny cause I did that position before all the time with my ex, he was 7 1/2 soft and 9' hard! not to mention THICK!!!! SO I WOULD BE READY FOR YA! J/K IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:52 PM
Dlady...im giving that a try and it aint no lie. He's not gonna know what the hell hit him. Hey, i think you all are bad for me BUT in a good way! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:54 PM
LC- I use pine tar to lube it up. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:55 PM
Ok Dlady, and you left this guy....WHY?? Sorry but 9 and thick...what else did you need? Sorry in advance if this is a sensitive issue (your ex). Im just playing around. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:55 PM
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS NOW 2 PAGES LONG! IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:56 PM
PINE TAR....didnt you get stuck???? IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 401) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:57 PM
rollups sound fun, but dont it keep it from feel'n good for me??? I havent had a roll up in a LONG while so dont remember how thick they are. Just get some flavord oils, OH YEA! DL, could u please give us the procedures in detail. thanx Id suffacate in a bag, & I like to watch, so please leave the lights on. hehehe IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 12:59 PM
Gil, We wouldnt want you to die on us so Dlady take the bag off his face and i'll put the lights back on. On the roll up thing, i dont think you will feel too much but it would taste a hell of alot better! Dlady's the expert! IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 479) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:01 PM
No D you didnt understand, the reverse fetal position I am speaking of is not a position for sex, its to ease the pain you have after sex with havoc, its not for sex, its a remedy if you will, many girls I have been with have complained about pains and I have developed a position for them for post sex that alleviates this temporary pain, they are grateful. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:03 PM
GIL, YOU ASKED FOR THE PROCEDURES IN PLAIN TEXT? DID YOU HAVE LUNCH YET? HURRY UP AND GET UP HERE THEN . LOL THE ROLL UPS ARE THIN, VERY THIN ACTUALLY SO YOU WOULD FEEL IT, JUS THE SUCKING IS A BIT MORE INTENSE. LC, I AM JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM ANY LONGER, PLUS, HE NEVER LASTED VERY LONG. NOW THE NEW MAN IS BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT HOUSE AND HAS A BIG PP. (HAVENT MEASURED HIS YET) BUT HE GOT REALLY NICE SIZE, ALL OVER ! GOD MUST HAVE BLESSED HIM, GEEZ I HAVE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM, I MISS HIM SO MUCH! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:05 PM
HAVOC, OMG!!!! STILL THE EX WAS JUST AS BIG AS YOU ARE SO THERE WOULDNT BE A DIFFERENCE. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:06 PM
HAVOC, OMG!!!! STILL THE EX WAS JUST AS BIG AS YOU ARE SO THERE WOULDNT BE A DIFFERENCE. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT YOU HAVE HUGE MUSCLES, AND HE LOST ALL OF HIS, AND NOW HE IS SKINNY AND I HATE SKINNY GUYS. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:08 PM
Havoc, I go one step further than you. I call an ambulance in advance so that by the time I am finished it will be there to pick the girl up. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 479) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:08 PM
Yes I am sorry there would be a difference, I am 240lbs and I would manhandle you, my strength and thrust capacity is simply astronomical. But I am sure you have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:08 PM
Dlady, The new guy sounds HOT and my guess is that you wont be online much tomorrow! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:12 PM
LC, I HAVE A PC AT HOME TOO, BUT NO I AM NEVER ON , ON THE WEEKENDS... HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, I MEAN MEN , UMM I MEAN ONE MAN TO DO! IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1171) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:14 PM
Same here DLADY. On the weekends my philosophy is that there are places to go and loads to shoot. IP: Logged |
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LeanChick Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 56) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:14 PM
Dlady, Its a good thing you arent from Boston cuz i think we would get into some serious trouble together. You crack me up girl. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 988) |
posted July 28, 2000 01:17 PM
YES, I AM LIKE THE QUOTE FROM PRETTY WOMAN ~ " I AM A FLY BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS KINDA GAL" LOL. LIFE IS TOO SHORT SO I JUST HAVE FUN IN WHATEVER I DO ! IP: Logged |
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