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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted July 26, 2000 07:31 PM
 
I had a really aweful expirence last night. Last saturday night I ran into this girl at the bars that i was friends awhile back. We were both really drunk and she told me how she had the biggest crush on me and although she didn't come right out and say it, it was obvious that she wanted some D! She didn't want to ditch her friends so i got shutdown. so anyway...last night i was just chillin' watching the sox lose agian and i got a call. It was ali, she told me she was house sitting and she wanted me to cum over and watch a flick. I'm no chump so i told her i'd be right there....I knew what was up. after a 45 min. drive I arrived. He was all over my shit from the get go She talked me into going into the hot tub (this house was sick! they had a fucking hottub in a room connected to the master bedroom) we didn't even make it to the hot tub. she went down on me and shit was going perfectly! I knew i was gonna get laid I was laid out on the bed and she got up to take the rest of her clothes off. She took her panties off and ............it was aweful By far the worst case of jungle bush i have ever seen....ever! I don't think that shit had ever been trimmed. She cawled toward me on the bed and started sucking my face...and i attemped to tickle her bean. I reached down there and i swear god her bush was so massive that i seriously lost interest. I think she noticed something was wrong and said...and i qoute "i'm on the pill and disease free"..I was shocked..I had to let her go for a ride. I couldn't get turned on agian though. it was just to god damn hairy!!! what the fuck was up with that. This is not an ugly girl we are talking about here. I just don't get it. I'm so pissed. What the hell was she thinking. I wanted to say something but i just couldn't. she was such a sweet girl. what was i gonna say???....." your pussy is too hairy" I don't think so. Have you guys ever been it a "hairy" situation like this one? what would you have done? IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 753) |
posted July 26, 2000 07:54 PM
Damn man, I got to say I like it a little different sometimes. The thick hair everyonce and awhile is okay with me. The same old air strip gets boring. IP: Logged |
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RippedNBuff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 112) |
posted July 26, 2000 07:55 PM
Thats what light switches are for. Or you could stay legit and straight tell her bro. IP: Logged |
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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted July 26, 2000 08:17 PM
You guys have no idea how big of a bush i am talkin' about here..I like to see what i'm about to stick my unit into. I like it soft, wet and smooth! not prickly and gross. thats just me though. you guys can gave the hairy ones! IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 699) |
posted July 26, 2000 08:22 PM
haha, thats funny shit! time to bring out the weed wacker to see where your soldier is going, you never know what kind of life forms there are over there... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 684) |
posted July 26, 2000 08:25 PM
ok bro this is a very hairy situation..but what you should have done was be slick and say you wanna try something kinky...then if she was like yeah. you could have said let me shave your twat/and you can trim mine or some shit like that....i have never ran across anything as hairy as you are speaking about but it probably would have worked...and you could have got your rocks off smooth ...quick thought will bring you what you need peace romeo IP: Logged |
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krzysiu013 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 446) |
posted July 26, 2000 08:45 PM
sounds like that scene in scary movie.... chris ------------------ IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 454) |
posted July 26, 2000 11:00 PM
that is funny shit..big bushes suck!! aha kram-mark IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 427) |
posted July 26, 2000 11:13 PM
just my opinion, the more hair the better, just luv to get down yonder and sniff sniff and smell and lick. dont get me wrong my wife shaves once in a while but its to prickley when it grows back, and hair under the armpits .sexy. Especially european women. IP: Logged |
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2BIG4U Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 131) |
posted July 26, 2000 11:56 PM
Man with dick on hard!!!! she would have to have dreadlocks hangin out of her shit for me to stop!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 456) |
posted July 27, 2000 01:04 AM
H8r: Ever see Scary Movie? If so you'll know exactly what I'm talking bout. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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seeseerider Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted July 27, 2000 02:16 AM
i love hairy bushwack!!! IP: Logged |
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Rob-Guns Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 22) |
posted July 27, 2000 02:51 AM
Ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha , sorry to laugh, but it' s funny. I hate them too. But......... you still poked it didn't you ! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ozzymandius Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 572) |
posted July 27, 2000 05:26 AM
HATE TO SAY IT BUT I LILE BUSH. LAST GIRLFIREND SHAVED. HATED IT. SHE LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, PLUS NOT A STRONG AROMA COMING FROM DOWN YOUNDER. SORRY TO DISAGREE FELLAZ BUT I LIKE BUSH. IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 528) |
posted July 27, 2000 08:42 AM
I personally prefer the racing stripe. Heres what I would of done: I would of broke out my Mach 3(Gillete baby) and barbasol and shaved my name in that piece, wash that shit with some antibacterial, banged her and then bounce from that camp site. Alot of hair means alot of stench in most cases. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1278) |
posted July 27, 2000 08:55 AM
Mary Mary quite contrary, trim that pussy it's so damned hairy. HaHa that sucks. you should have gone into her garage and gotten a weedwhacker. IP: Logged |
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Formula Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 274) |
posted July 27, 2000 08:58 AM
Should off let her blow you then the hair would not have matter. You would off been to horny to stop!! IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1104) |
posted July 27, 2000 09:40 AM
tell her next time you see her that you personally think she would be alot more sexy if she trimmed up her shit! That is gross! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Vanguard Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 82) |
posted July 27, 2000 09:49 AM
I never understood why they never trimmed that. Its so easy. IP: Logged |
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BitchH8R Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 17) |
posted July 27, 2000 07:44 PM
I didn't hit it dude...My little soldier was so traumatized that he woulded rise to the occasion. It sucks too because now she is gonna tell all of her hot friends that i can't keep my dick hard....and thats fucking bullshit. As far as next time goes i don't think there will be one. I was just too grossed out. I feel that i have to vindicate myself though. I know where i can get ahold of some little blue beauty's....i mightgive her a call at pop one on my way over...She has that house for two weeks..we will see what happens. i'll keep ya posted IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 456) |
posted July 28, 2000 02:51 AM
If she tells her friends you can't keep a hard on just tell everyone else its cause shes got a hairy puss and it was disgusting. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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berzerker Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 110) |
posted July 30, 2000 03:49 PM
I would of left and came back with my gas weedwacker..lol IP: Logged |
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The Canadian Oak Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 45) |
posted July 31, 2000 11:18 PM
man dont mach 3 it of she will have hardcore razor burn i know from experience mach 3's arent for that area im a guy but i figure its still sensitive ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 129) |
posted August 01, 2000 09:16 AM
Mach 3's Rule for pussy trimmin mine's seen its fair bit of action...! And no razor burn..! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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cowbell Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 540) |
posted August 01, 2000 10:36 PM
man this makes me laugh bro, i think I would have had to tell your something, I sure would not go down on her, hell you could have and got the her hair all slicked back so you could see it better!! HEHEHEHE  IP: Logged |
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