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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 08:57 AM Your mom is so fat, her blood type is RAGU. Keep them coming! IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 09:04 AM Your Momma is so fat she uses a parachute for a miniskirt. IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1009)	posted July 26, 2000 09:13 AM YOUR MAMA SO FAT THEY MADE A MAP WITH DIRECTIONS TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND HER. YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE WEARS A VCR AS HER BEEPER. YOUR MAMA GETS AROUND SO MUCH THAT EVERYONE GETS A TURN. YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT HER LEGS HAVE THEIR OWN ZIP CODE. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 09:17 AM your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family. your momma is so fat she uses pillow cases for socks... you think that's bad she has hoola hoops holding them up. Your momma is so fat her idea of a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 09:24 AM I saw your momma get baptized at Seaworld. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 09:28 AM Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car. your momma's armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in the headlock. IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1009)	posted July 26, 2000 09:32 AM LOL ` BUCKWHEAT IN A HEADLOCK. IF ONLY OUR BOSS' REALLY KNEW WHAT WE DID WHILE WE ARE AT WORK. HAHA. ------------------ "If you are afraid of your future, you don't have a present." --James Petersen [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited July 26, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Dlady27 (edited July 26, 2000).] IP: Logged
JaySee Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 167)	posted July 26, 2000 09:43 AM Yo Mama is so fat... She tripped down, broke her leg, and gravy poured out. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 09:44 AM YO mammas house is so dirty, I walked in and a roach dropped kicked me and a rat took my wallet. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 09:58 AM Your momma's cunt is so big she's got 5 rooms for rent. Your momma's so fat that when she wears high heels, she springs oil. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 09:59 AM Yo Mamma so fat the bitch tripped and fell and got stuck in the Grand Canyon. Yo Mamma so fat when the bitch goes into a restaurant instead of asking for a menu she gets an estimate. Yo Mamma so fat the bitch heard it was chilly outside and ran out with a bowl and spoon. Yo Mamma so stupid the bitch got stabbed in a shootout. Yo Mamma so stupid the bitch tripped on a cordless phone. Yo Mamma so fat hellicopters try to land on her back when she wears an X shirt. Yo Mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor didn't know what end to slap. Yo Mamma so ugly when she was born yo Grandmamma said oh what a treasure and yo Granddaddy said yeah let's go burry it in the backyard. IP: Logged
Kingpin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 107)	posted July 26, 2000 10:02 AM Latimer... #2 & 3 are hysterical! HAHAHAHA IP: Logged
Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 191)	posted July 26, 2000 10:08 AM YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE SITS ON THE TV TO WATCH THE COUCH YOUR MAMA'S IS SO FAT SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYAN AND GOT STUCK YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT HE TOLDED YOUR MAMA TO MOVE!! YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE WAS STARING AT THE ORANGE JUICE CONTAINER BECAUSE IT SAID "CONCENTRATE". YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE USES A VCR AS A PAGER YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO MAKEUP HER MIND YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE LOOKS LIKE KOOL AID IN A RED DRESS YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID THAT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE APPLOCATION WHERE IT SAY "SIGN HERE", SHE PUT "SAGITTARIUS" IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:11 AM [This message has been edited by brumans2 (edited July 26, 2000).] IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 10:17 AM Your mamas so ugly I had to feed her with a slingshot. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:18 AM Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1009)	posted July 26, 2000 10:19 AM BRU, DO YOU THINK THAT WAS LONG ENOUCH GEEEZZZZ! IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 10:23 AM Brumans your momma is an Extra on the Simpsons. [This message has been edited by havoc (edited July 26, 2000).] IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 10:26 AM Brumans, when you look up the word whore in the dictionary, there is a picture of your mom in every position. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 10:29 AM Brumans, I walked into your moms house and tripped over some speed bumps and why when I flush the toilet does the oven turn on. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:30 AM Havocs mom is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:33 AM havocs momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 10:35 AM Anyone seen the movies "Mrs. Brumans does Dallas" or "Deep Inside Mrs. Brumans"? IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:42 AM Thick Dogs and Havocs mom is so stupid they went to a hot dog stand to get a pet! Havocs mom is so fat, when she takes a shower, the whole world is covered! Thick Dogs mom is fat, she has to go to a car wash to take a shower! (made those up myself) IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:46 AM Thick Dogs momma so ugly, at a strip club, people payed her pennies... to go away! Havocs momma so ugly, Bill Clinton even passes. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 10:47 AM Bruman's Moms pussy is so loose she uses an epileptic for a vibrator. Sorry it took so long to respond. I was balls deep in Mrs. Brumans IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 10:50 AM Bruman's mom is so old she has a kickstart vibrator. She's so old she owes Jesus Christ $10. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 10:51 AM This is great, Brumans your momma has wooden legs with real feet, whats up with that? IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 10:51 AM Oh yeah her pussy's so dry the crabs carry canteens. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:51 AM hell i made all these up myself.. look like I won.. you guys are no match for me.. I am the YO MOMMA CHAMPION!!! havocs momma so ugly, heaven wouldnt even accept her. thick dogs momma so ugly, when she went up to heaven, he made god have a heart attack.. damn i'm good... IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 10:53 AM Brumans mom's so old the bitch has dinosaur shit between her toes. She's so old she farts dust. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 10:55 AM Brumans your momma has Playdoh teeth. Your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles people slow down. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 10:55 AM I already have that one up there right after the yo mommas so slutty Latimer, why dont you make em up like me, or are ya too stupid. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 10:58 AM No I actually wanted people to laugh at them, unlike your weak ass jokes. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 11:01 AM Bruman's, your momma's so fat that I have to roll her in flour and find the wet spot every time I go to fuck that dirty rotten-crotched slut. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 11:06 AM Brumans, your mommas head so small she got her ear pierced and died. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 11:08 AM Bru, Your mommas so short she does backflips under the bed. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:13 AM I could have been brumans daddy but his mom didn't have change for a $5. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 11:15 AM We outta get pool going to see how many cocks Bruman's mom can take at once. I'll set the over/under at 15. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:17 AM Give me a bill on the over. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 11:19 AM We'll have to wait until the baboons are finished gangbanging her. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 11:23 AM You should of set it at 25 but 15 will suffice, over no doubt at 15. Brumans, your momma is so short that bitch poses for trophies. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:24 AM Brumans mom's so ugly she can be a modern art masterpiece. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 11:25 AM Hacovs Moma walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over." The doctor says, "That's impossible." "No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts," she replies. The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde aren't you?" The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?" The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken." IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:27 AM Brumasn mom's snatch is so blown out his dad has to put a 2x4 across his ass so he doesn't fall in. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:29 AM Brumans dad says to his mom " Honey I'd like a little pussy". She replies, "Me too mine's as big as a house". She's so fat her clothes have stretch marks. They match the ones around her mouth. IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:32 AM How can you tell Brumans sister is a virgin? She can still outrun him. Brumans mom is so ugly it looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 11:33 AM Brumans your mom is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 11:33 AM What if Latimers dog was named "Mypenis.."? Mypenis ate my homework. Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. I love giving Mypenis a bath. Mypenis likes it when people pet him. Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds. Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry. Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys. Help! I can't find Mypenis! Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis. When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone. Stop kicking Mypenis. When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown. Mypenis is truly man's best friend. Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease. People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention. Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer. There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis. I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops. Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table. Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis. Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night... IP: Logged
Latimer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 493)	posted July 26, 2000 11:39 AM Sorry it's not bro. My dog's name is Brumans mom. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 11:41 AM havocs dad is so fat he uses a satellite dish for a condom! IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 11:45 AM What's the difference between Bruman's mom and an elephant? About 50 lbs and a fat, stinking pussy. IP: Logged
havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 485)	posted July 26, 2000 11:48 AM Bru, your momma is so short she uses a ladder to pick up a dime. IP: Logged
Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1186)	posted July 26, 2000 11:53 AM wow Havoc. Bruman's basically just said your dad has a big dick. You must be insulted. Bruman's, did I tell you about the other day when I climbed up on your mom's back and started fucking her blowhole. She started hyperventilating and threw me off. then I had to harpoon the bitch. IP: Logged
RippedNBuff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 112)	posted July 26, 2000 12:09 PM Your momma's just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she'll blow. If dicks had wheels your mom would be a freeway. Your mom is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 12:12 PM latimer.. http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Forum10/HTML/002327.html IP: Logged
slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 444)	posted July 26, 2000 01:43 PM I had a chance to be brumans dad, but the dog beat me over the fence. ------------------ Someday we will meet in a place where there is no darkness, or S-police! IP: Logged
youmama Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 23)	posted July 26, 2000 01:45 PM Hey, I take issue with all this! IP: Logged
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 619)	posted July 26, 2000 02:03 PM your mom is like a screen door the harder you bang it the looser it gets your mom is so dumb she was driving while listening to boys to men ---end of the road---..and the bitch got out peace romeo IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1009)	posted July 26, 2000 02:29 PM YOUR MAMMA IS SO DAMN BIG SHE NEEDS A NEW THREAD CUZ I AM TIRED OF SCROLLING DOWN SO DAMN FAR TO READ! IP: Logged
Komo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213)	posted July 26, 2000 02:44 PM All of your mommas are so fat that when they sit around the house, they sit around the house! IP: Logged
Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 230)	posted July 26, 2000 04:10 PM LOL, this thread is great. I just remembered one from grade school, I'm sure you guys remember this (unless you're 12). Your mamma is so fat that when she puts on a red dress and goes outside all the kids yell out "Kool-aid, Kool aid!!" IP: Logged
Infinity Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15)	posted July 26, 2000 04:27 PM Your mama is like a gun, one cock and shes ready to blow. Your mamma is like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night. IP: Logged
brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 381)	posted July 26, 2000 04:32 PM i'm not in elementary.. idiot. IP: Logged
krzysiu013 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 416)	posted July 26, 2000 05:08 PM your mommas so fat. she stepped on a quarter and made two dimes and a nickel. your mommas lips are so big it looks like my ass sideways. ------------------ 6 gauge in my tongue, 22 gauge in my ass... IP: Logged
MUSTANG_18 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 47)	posted July 26, 2000 10:01 PM YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL! YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN HER, THROW HER IN THE GUTTER AND SHE STILL COMES BACK FOR MORE! YOUR MOMMAS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE STANDS IN FRONT OF TRAFFIC AND SMILLES THEY ALL SLOW DOWN! YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH! EVEN A 2 YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON! YOUR MOMMAS PUSSY IS SO LOOSE WHEN SHE WALKS AROUND IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS CLAPPING! M18 IP: Logged
Komo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 213)	posted July 27, 2000 11:43 AM Yo mama is so fat she has to put on her lipstick with a paintroller. IP: Logged
Testoman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 39)	posted July 27, 2000 01:34 PM Looks like Betty Weider's daughter! TestoMan IP: Logged
BigGuns2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 141)	posted July 27, 2000 03:12 PM Your mama is so short that you can see her feet in her driver's liscence picture. Your mama is so fat, that when she was missing her picture on the milk carton took up all 4 sides. Your mama is so fat that if she had numbers on her ass she could stamp liscence plates. Your mama is so fat that when she was doing the breast stroke in the ocean, spain claimed her as the new world. Your mama is so fat that when she was sunbathing on the beach, 30 members from green peace tried to push her back in. Your mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has a mouth full of dice. ------------------ There is a very fine line between pain and pleasure. IP: Logged
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94)	posted July 27, 2000 10:50 PM Your mama is so nasty, she used Secret and it told. Your mama is so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus. Your mama is so fat, she went to weight watchers and the whole place was lookin at her. IP: Logged
2BIG4U Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 126)	posted July 27, 2000 11:37 PM YO MOMMA'S SO FAT SHE FELL DOWN AND ROCKED HERSELF TO SLEEP!!! YO MOMMA'S SO FAT EVERY TIME SHE STEPS THE CD SKIPS AT THE RADIO STATION!!! YO MOMMA'S SO FAT THEY THREW HER IN THE AIR AND SHE GOT STUCK!!! ------------------ IF YOUR HEART'S NOT INTO IT YOU'RE NOT INTO IT!! IP: Logged

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