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Author	Topic: Pokeman you need a sure fire way to see if your GF is Orgasming? NOT FOR THE TIMID!!!
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1002)	posted July 25, 2000 11:30 AM Pokeman made a post explaining that he cannot tell if his girlfriend comes when they have sex. She moans ect... but lets face it they do fake it and love to tell you (and your buddies) about that after you break up with them. So here it is a sure fire way to determine if shes coming (warning: if you dont like sexually explecit shit don't read the following) It is very simple and all it takes is some awareness and a girl who is not a prude. What you do is when she is looking like she is going to be coming soon slip that index finger in her butt, most of the time this will get them crazier (or sometimes a black eye, no make that a brown eye lol!) When she is orgasming her rectum/anas/poop shoot/one-eye-winker or whatever will contract and loosen and contract and loosen multiple times within a time frame of like 5-20 seconds. This is uncontrollable so they cannot really fake it. It is hard to miss if your finger is in there a bit and you are paying attention to it. It is virtually impossible for them to make it happen on there own (as it is a pretty vigorous workout for their anas) Not to mention I don't think she is going to know what the hell your doing up there anyways, other than being the freak that you are. Always works, all the time. If a girl tells it isn't true I will first make fun of you for stickin your own finger in your butt to try it, then prove you wrong tonight when I do my girl. class dismissed. Slopain IP: Logged
2BIG4U Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116)	posted July 25, 2000 11:34 AM You're a trip bro!!! Thats funny shit!!! ------------------ IF YOUR HEART'S NOT INTO IT YOU'RE NOT INTO IT!! IP: Logged
skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 463)	posted July 25, 2000 11:34 AM Slopain - its not the rectum its the contraction of the cervix hitting the wall of the canal. ------------------ Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit. IP: Logged
Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 523)	posted July 25, 2000 11:37 AM You don't have to dip! Get her from behind and watch - you can see it. After you see how she responds then you will know for the rest of the time. IP: Logged
Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 365)	posted July 25, 2000 11:38 AM you guys are great... lol Slopain is right, so is skydancer. Bro, the lower tummy also rises and gets real tight, but the finger in the but thing is the best and funnest way to go. IP: Logged
Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 847)	posted July 25, 2000 11:40 AM Slo, watch how you use the word "prude" ! Big Pappa hit me with that one... j/k hmmm, very interesting though... SHOULD WE CHANGE YOUR HANDLE TO "DR. RUTH"??? ------------------ "If you are afraid of your future, you don't have a present." --James Petersen IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1002)	posted July 25, 2000 11:41 AM my bad skydancer, I just stumbled across it so to speak, never looked at the anatomy of it. wow what a thread... Slopain IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1002)	posted July 25, 2000 11:42 AM haha nah Dlady, Slopain is good enough for me John Shaft IP: Logged
Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 589)	posted July 25, 2000 11:46 AM bro just look into her eyes ..when they start to cross ..and roll back in her head you know she just busted ... peace romeo IP: Logged
pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 345)	posted July 25, 2000 12:32 PM be sure to wash your hands, What happens if she has to fart? does she then burp since you have your finger in there? IP: Logged
YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 311)	posted July 25, 2000 12:37 PM Japscat? IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1002)	posted July 25, 2000 12:37 PM haha pizzaman, man my girl doesn't fart or poop or burp. IP: Logged
BACKDRAFT Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 280)	posted July 25, 2000 12:40 PM SLOPAIN'S right,good way to tell. ------------------ HAVE A NICE DAY! IP: Logged
cm3504jm Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 134)	posted July 25, 2000 02:22 PM The only 100% way. Just keep stimulating her clitoris. If she has just gushed for real, it will become so sensitive that when you touch it, she will push your hand away immediately! IP: Logged
Future One Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51)	posted July 25, 2000 07:48 PM Ok, this isn't even funny, it's just fucking sick, you guys are sick bastards, but, I was warned, so I guess i deserve it... IP: Logged
Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 190)	posted July 25, 2000 09:03 PM thanks Slopain, i'll keep that in the back of my mind for future references. I usually have a "toy" up in there while I pound away the vertical lipps. You must have a green thumb. ------------------ Thats the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh !! IP: Logged
kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 445)	posted July 26, 2000 12:26 AM ahhaha..finger in the butt..haha kram-mark just do'in my best... IP: Logged
goleafs Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 748)	posted July 26, 2000 02:02 PM you can tell even better if your wang is in her butt and her best friend is eating her out. they cant hide it then. IP: Logged
Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1002)	posted July 26, 2000 03:39 PM hopefully its a brown thumb pokeman lol! Sickpain IP: Logged

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