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 Almost nailed an ugly chick bros!
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 421) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:10 AM
  
Today is Utah's state birthday. It's a big deal here. I had a normal date that was attractive and it ended at 10:30 at her house with a little make out session. After that me and my friend went to a party and we met up with the dreaded ugly chicks. It was after one and I was hammered. I'm not currently on a cycle and just ended a relationship with a girl that I love deeply but decided she didn't feel the same so I felt entitled to drink. Anyway these chicks ask to go back with me and my friend to sit in his hot tub. We kind of hesitate and put them off. This girl gets in my ear and says she'll blow me under water. I thought long and hard and the only thing that kept me from doing it was a good dose of common sense and the thought of having to face you guys when I told you what I had done tomorrow morning. Luckily the beer goggles cleared up in time before tragedy struck. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 438) |
posted July 25, 2000 07:14 AM
You should of let her go down and never come up for air. Or you should of banged her in the poop shoot with intent to bleed. [This message has been edited by havoc (edited July 25, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Vitaman Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 478) |
posted July 25, 2000 07:45 AM
That is rare that common sense is stronger than beer goggles. You must have serious will power or she was really ugly, even more than you were able to describe. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Vitaman (edited July 25, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 91) |
posted July 25, 2000 08:30 AM
I agree with Vitaman. She must have been damn ugly. Did she look like a drag queen? You were wasted though, so you still should have tried the underwater BJ. IP: Logged |
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ThePitbull Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 581) |
posted July 25, 2000 08:56 AM
You should have let her blow you. It's not like you would have to look at her ugly mug, she'd be underwater!  Pitbull IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 540) |
posted July 25, 2000 09:02 AM
Next time get you some whiskey chasers and a stronger imagination. You wll find it under recipe "score with ugly chick" IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1094) |
posted July 25, 2000 09:06 AM
I have'nt seen too many bitches that I wouldn't let gnaw on my pecker. She must have been hidieous. I agree with the other fellas. You should have given her a couple of cum shots to jaw. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 371) |
posted July 25, 2000 09:45 AM
DUDE!!! She must have been hairy butt with boils and TP rollups ugly if you didnt let blow ya. If not you shoulda got your tongue waxing and then just walked away. I mean, you didnt have to kiss her or anyting, no obligation, you didnt need to return the favor, DAMN - SHE OFFERED. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1256) |
posted July 25, 2000 10:56 AM
on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5 with a 10 body is still a 10 with the lights off(or under water). IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 864) |
posted July 25, 2000 11:00 AM
Moe, if you think like that then why haven't you have sex in so damn long??? j/k  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Franchise Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 54) |
posted July 25, 2000 11:06 AM
Bro, you have ALOT more will power then I'll ever have! IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 597) |
posted July 25, 2000 11:09 AM
YOU GUYS HAVE NO REGARD ...LOL!! well i am going to agree here slab you should have just let her eat the meat and potatoes......as long as she doesnt have a snaggle tooth..and more chins then china town you should have jumped all over it
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Big Wiggs Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 65) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:23 PM
Hey as long as she is over 16, is a girl with a mouth, and I don't have to ever talk to her or look at her after it's all good! I take em 18-80 Blind, cripple and crazy! IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 353) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:28 PM
you could have doggie styled her, and not even looked at her face. IP: Logged |
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Hindustan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 63) |
posted July 25, 2000 03:21 PM
To qoute my friend: "Beauty is just a light-switch away!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 559) |
posted July 25, 2000 04:38 PM
LMFAO Big Wiggs. You like the ones that take their dentures out first bro? No possibility of gettin' scraped? Bwaahahahah!!! IP: Logged |
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Testoman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted July 25, 2000 06:46 PM
Big Wiggs, you're da man. My grandma is 94! Are there any exceptions to your rule? She's lonely... TestoMan IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 712) |
posted July 25, 2000 08:28 PM
Damn bro, you are off. You must need some test. Read this out loud to your friends. I am we Todd did! You not married, do not have a girl friend and she is offing a BJ with nothing in return. WE TODD DID!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 454) |
posted July 25, 2000 10:46 PM
good work bro..that is funny kram-mark IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 402) |
posted July 25, 2000 11:55 PM
My brother once told me "pussy ain't got a face". Shoulda put a paper bag over her head and drew a on it. JK------------------ IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 99) |
posted July 26, 2000 08:26 AM
Yeah Will go with the other bro's on that You should have let her suck you off then told her to fuck off or banged her hard doggie style HARD..! he he he...! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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2BIG4U Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 119) |
posted July 26, 2000 11:44 PM
should have drank more bro.....it's not like you are going to marry the girl.... I'd let her blow until she sucked my ass cheeks through my asshole......ring it out and let her do it again.....by then her lips would swell up so big she would look like Jimmy Walker from Good Times!! Then you would just laugh your ass off until you passed out!!!! Just a suggestion!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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