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pumped21 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 61) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:49 PM
  
I always see those damn ads for penis pumps and penis exercise books. Has anybody done either of these and got results? I was thinking of cuting a hole in my bed and sleeping on my stomach with a brick tied to my shlong..LOL IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 475) |
posted July 25, 2000 12:00 AM
Bump, just for the FUCK of it IP: Logged |
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seeseerider Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 100) |
posted July 25, 2000 12:19 AM
i did !! the gain dont last for more than 8 hours,,but if you want to look big for a special occasion it will work,the funiest thing is when you go back to f... an old g.f.she will be in for a shock!!! the best technique is the manual stretching go to http://members.netscapeonline.co.uk/splitvocal1/ its free and if you do as it says,you will gain some...;-) IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted July 25, 2000 12:43 AM
i use them to mix my protein shakes in... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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THE MUTILATOR Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:20 AM
No penis pumps for me, just good old hardcore lifting. IP: Logged |
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YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 472) |
posted July 25, 2000 02:18 AM
To become a skilled penis pumper, it takes many years of strenuous penis pumping practice. One should not expect major gains within the span of a few months using a penis pumping device, as it may take years to achieve a reasonable gain in penis length and girth. Do not be discouraged however, many people have become very successful at the art of penis pumping. Through hard work and determination, you too can discover the multiple benefits that a penis pumping session can provide. Firstly, a penis pumping device will help one achieve a temporary state of increased penis mass. This is helpful for a first date when one has the desire to make a good and often large first impression on his date. For novice users, a brief twenty minute penis pumping session is ample time to produce a relatively massive cock. Advanced penis pumpers may find it in their best interest to spend upwards of an hour thrusting the pump in and out, allowing the penis to grow to its full potential. One should realize however, the temporary penis pumping benefits will deteriorate with time, so it is imperative you expose your pumped penis before it begins to whither back to its normal state. Penis pumping is a highly misunderstood leisure activity. Many do not comprehend the sheer amount of enjoyment that comes from enlarging their dick. Although many DO use it to enlarge their penis, it may also induce an ejoyable sensation within the penis and the underlying testicles. Many penis pumpers report massive gains in sexual satisfaction and an increased sense of overall well being. This is especially true for masters of the crotch art of penis pumping. Because of the intensity involved with manhood training, it is imperative that one cycles their penis pumping training. As a rule of thumb, eight weeks on and eight weeks off will maintain a balance within your penis. One should maintain a constant flow of pressure to the penis with every session, and increase intensity only after one is comfortable with the previous experiences. As apparent, penis pumping is one of America's greatest past times. Through education and a little bit of practice, you too can learn to appreciate all the benefits of pumping YOUR penis! Pump away. IP: Logged |
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FitnessLady Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted July 25, 2000 02:21 AM
Who told you my H.S. nickname? IP: Logged |
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Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 198) |
posted July 25, 2000 02:48 AM
I use mine to clean the fish tank. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 841) |
posted July 25, 2000 03:09 AM
You guys are weird. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 481) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:13 AM
I swear that kind of thing aint my bag baby.  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1577) |
posted July 25, 2000 05:25 AM
i tell you, its great for protein shakes..it gets all thick and creamy..and with the added prtein remains thats in....urgh..im even makeing myself sick here..hahahaha ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted July 25, 2000 09:31 AM
I prefer virtual vaginas and inflatable sheep. IP: Logged |
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Gilbyag Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted July 25, 2000 09:40 AM
dont need it IP: Logged |
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bikinimom Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 391) |
posted July 25, 2000 10:15 AM
This thread has got to be one of the funniest to date!! You guys are too much!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IP: Logged |
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YellowD98 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 472) |
posted July 25, 2000 12:28 PM
Bump for penis pumps! IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 557) |
posted July 25, 2000 12:47 PM
Pokemon said something very true to the point. Anyone go to the pet section of wal-mart and you will find the same design sold in mags for fish tank cleaners. Kinda makes you wander about dudes that keep fish, hehe. IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 496) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:32 PM
I sneak into the downtown mortuary and find one thats not to cold yet, and pry her mouth open and and w/ all the old gases built up in her stomach the suction is unbelievable. Just make sure its an old one so you can take the dentures out, other wise rigemortise will set in and those choppers will slam shut and HURT. [This message has been edited by pizza man (edited July 25, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:35 PM
Damn Pizza Man, I thought I was the only one. After that, I usually gauge out her eyeballs and skull fuck her. IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 496) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:36 PM
right on thick dog, By the way my wife wants to know if thick dog has a thick dong/ lol headed to gym. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1451) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:43 PM
As long as she can open her mouth wide enough to swallow a whole watermelon, she should be in the clear. IP: Logged |
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pizza man Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 496) |
posted July 25, 2000 01:45 PM
she can open pretty good, watermelon idont know, i know and have seen her suck 2 at once, i,v got to get to gym i,m late see ya. IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 766) |
posted July 25, 2000 08:43 PM
Damn Pizza, I know we just live a few miles apart, but I'm not sure I want to meet you and your wife. hehehe! IP: Logged |
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