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nariclas Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:30 PM
  
Thats a fucking problems that I've always hated, I buy good ol food and one of my roomates (i dont know which one cause I have 4 of them) eats it, some times he doesnt care and eats the whole thing. (tuna, cotagge chesse, yam everything) So i was talking to my brother about this shit and I thought that putting some shit in my own food a laxant maybe, would make him learn. Do you think this is a good idea???? do you have any advice on this any recommendations. Again i dont want any bad thing happening just wanna give him a nice lesson. NARICLAS IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 518) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:34 PM
can you kick thier asses? If you can do it what ever you feel you need to do to make it clear. IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1247) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:34 PM
mini fridge is the only answer. If the bastard doesnt respect other peoples shit then i would just find out which one it is and steal all his fucking clothes on night. IP: Logged |
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BigTruck Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 137) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:46 PM
I used to take a permanent marker and mark my food with my initials in big black caps. Made my roomates think twice about eating it. If they can't respect that, tell em it pisses you off and to leave your food alone. If that doesnt work, get the minifridge like moe suggested. IP: Logged |
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The Whole F/N Show Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 290) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:00 AM
I knew 3 roomates who had the same problem with this one other roomate. When the the problem roomate wouldn't listen to these kids' requests to stop eating their food one day they spit in the milk, pissed in the orange juice and jerked off in the mayonaise. I believe they did some other things to some other food items that were supposed theirs. I'm not sure how it all turned out but I thought it was pretty funny. I do think that kid stopped eating other people's food when he realized he might be putting cum on his roast beef sandwich and washing it down with a nice cold glass of pee pee. And who knows where that roast beef may have been? I dunno, but the story made me LMAO. So of course I like the laxitve idea. I think it's funny plus if you're eating someone else's food without asking, you get what you deserve even if it's the runs. [This message has been edited by The Whole F/N Show (edited July 24, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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nariclas Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 152) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:00 AM
I dont know if kicking their asses would be a good idea because i have to live with them things have to be cool, but giving them a good lesson by putting some shit lets say in my next bottle of cotagge cheese would be a great idea (i wouldn't eat a piece of it though and i would prevent my brother from that too) I wouldn't like to put shit on his food items but rather in one of my items that i know for advance he is gonna eat. In that way I won't be steping in his property like this mofo is doing now. [This message has been edited by nariclas (edited July 24, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Cleaner Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 518) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:33 AM
I'm not saying kick thier butts. I'm saying be able to if your going to do things like SHOW is talking about. Face it if that guy found out he would be hot! It would end up in a fight. So if you can handle yourself and feel thats a solution go for it. Ex lax(sp) can fuc a guy up - be careful. To much is hard on the body. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 664) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:14 AM
Yo man....You really need to talk to these guys on the serious tip. I mean, if they can't respect your possesions and food, then obviously you need to find new room-mates or you need to move out. That is so disrespectful it's pissing me off and I am not even the one in the situation!! Just be straight up about it and don't punk out. You spent your hard earned money on YOUR food so they should respect that and leave it be. If not, commence with the ass whipping!! Do you need for me to come and whoop their ass because I haven't kicked somebody's ass in awhile!! Damn, this is pissing me off just thinking about it!!!! I need to calm the fuck down!!! This test is kicking my ass right about now!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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scott825 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 578) |
posted July 24, 2000 05:57 AM
When I was in college & had 4 other roomates I had a small fridge in my room & used an extra draw for my dry & canned food.Its the only way especially when there is people in & out of there all the time. ------------------ Bros before Hos IP: Logged |
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buckydingdong Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 88) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:51 AM
well- unless you think it is fair that YOU should have to pay for THEIR food, I would definately confront them about it... Just tell them that you pay for it, its yours. Regardless, I'd go for the mini fridge. IP: Logged |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 3640) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:59 AM
Go to a chemical supply store and buy some phenylthaline, it's a base indicator, but if you take it orally it causes instantaneous explosive diahreah. I mean you can't possibly get to the bathroom fast enough. You'll know who it is then. Ahh, other than him sitting on the toilet for a couple of hours, it's harmless. Or you can make a jello looking substance called agar, has the same ingredient in it, then let him eat that. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:52 AM
Here is a funny story for you: My friend didnt want her bf to go away one day, so the night before she went and made him some brownies with X-Lax in them, then some fresh lemonade with Ipacac Syrup in it, and topped it off with a wonderful dinner with more Laxitives all thru it, well her man must of had an IRON stomach ! None of the stuff kicked in very fast! He went away the next day and that afternoon "he didnt leave the restrooms" so it finally did work on him, but he was away whenit all happened! She is a very wicked person by the way. IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 79) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:59 AM
E2 Your a BADASS for that one im gonna get some...! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1338) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:39 PM
or just ask them who is taking your food and tell them to stop.... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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45Plates Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 352) |
posted July 24, 2000 03:22 PM
Put a pad lock on the mother fucker better yet put two or three, then watch his face as he tries to open the fridge  Plates [This message has been edited by 45Plates (edited July 24, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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Rexie317 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 389) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:35 PM
Livin in a house with 5, now 4, other people I had the same problem, but not as bad. Most of the ideas are good. I wouldn't go as far as beating their asses though. You gotta live with them. Also put your shit in the vegetable crisper, most kids in college don't know what a vegetable crisper is let alone where its at in the fridge. My cousin told me that most college kids eat 2 groups of food. Pizza & beer. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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FitnessLady Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 24) |
posted July 25, 2000 02:15 AM
VISINE is a puke inducer. Instantaneous. IP: Logged |
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AIRBORNE Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 15) |
posted July 25, 2000 07:55 AM
Well use some Ipacac suryp put 20-30 ml in yogart or a drink and wait for someone to start puking. it is used for OD on certain drugs/household goods you should be able to pick some up at a pharmacy if not e-mail me we can work somthing out.Later Airborne! IP: Logged |
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NoviceJuicer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 335) |
posted July 25, 2000 10:02 AM
E2's idea of phenythaline is a good idea. Another one is methylene blue - it will turn their crap bright bright blue or green. It will be so shocking they WILL comment on it (Help me something is wrong). You will know who is eating. Other ideas: [This message has been edited by NoviceJuicer (edited July 25, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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2BIG4U Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 116) |
posted July 25, 2000 11:22 AM
Do like E2 says to find out who it is, but do not say anything to them. Then you should start pawning all of his/her shit. Then take the money to buy more food. At least it will not be coming out of your bank account. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Hindustan Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 62) |
posted July 25, 2000 03:39 PM
NoviceJucier; Oh my god, I was rolling on the floor with some of your ideas! Oh my god your a genius ;-) Hehehehe IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 563) |
posted July 25, 2000 09:28 PM
I got one, use E2's idea with the phenyl stuff and put crazy glue on the toilet seat, time it right and their ass will have to get surgically removed from the seat. LOL IP: Logged |
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