posted July 23, 2000 11:51 AM            

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Yesterday me and my brother go to lunch at this little Mexican restaurant. The whole time we're eating the hostess keeps walking by and smiling at me. So we go to pay up front and I start talking to her. My brother got bored and went to wait in the car. I'm talking to her for about ten minutes, get her phone number and a date for Monday night. Things are going great then I hear the front door creek open. My jackass brother peaks his head in and with a dead serious face he says: "we better hurry if you want to make your doctors appointment to get that rash looked at and your genital warts burned off." He retreats calmly and triumphantly back to the car while this chick is going hysterical. I assured her he was joking, tucked my tail between my legs,told her I'd call her later, and moped to the car. I must say I admire his skill but I will get that bastard back. Any ideas would be appreciated.

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posted July 23, 2000 12:05 PM            

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nope , no revenge there....what you got was purely tactical and your bro should be admired......reminds me of some shit mine does all the time.

maybe you could jerk off on his pillow or something

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posted July 23, 2000 01:16 PM            

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Having a sibling=license to fuck with you. If the waitress can't see that as a joke, she will just be a problem on your hands. Your brother probably helped "flush out" any over seriousness and created more curiosity toward your pecker.

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posted July 23, 2000 02:04 PM            

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that was some funny shit ....i give props to your brother ...and the only thing you can really do is sit back and wait ...until he is in a compromising situation ..then capitalize the way he did....

peace romeo

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posted July 23, 2000 03:10 PM            

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well if I had been the gal you were talking too I would have LMAO...no way would I take that seriously...thats a good one.

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posted July 23, 2000 03:14 PM            

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puc

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posted July 23, 2000 05:01 PM         

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That's a hard one to top!! Damn, that is all about timing on his part...That's gonna take some timing on your part, What if you were to put a shit load of those little info sheets on different STD's in his car before he goes on a date

Hack

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posted July 23, 2000 05:42 PM            

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i agree with mightydog...

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posted July 23, 2000 07:28 PM            

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If I was you I'd shoot up 3g's of test, find my brother, rip his fucking arms off, and beat him over the head with with them until he's knocked out. Then kick him in the face while's he's on the ground Hope this helps, LATE.

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posted July 24, 2000 12:53 AM            

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SlabCat:

Beat the crap out of your brother. There is line, and he jumped passed it bigtime.

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posted July 24, 2000 10:38 AM         

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Have some girl rub poison ivy on his genitals while he is sleeping. Then tell him that it must be contagious.

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posted July 24, 2000 01:41 PM            

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slabcat...that's a pretty good one your brother pulled, just laugh it off and get him back when you can. Also, for the guys that said beat his ass...I hope you guys are joking...if not, then you either don't have a brother or a sense of humor.

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posted July 24, 2000 04:20 PM            

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If my bro did that to me I would take his ass to the middle of no where and leave him there for a while so he'd wizz in his pants then I would come back a bit later he would think next time about skrewing with me.

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posted July 24, 2000 04:27 PM            

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He's your brother!! So what if he fucked-up your chance with some women, you deserved it for making him wait.Like I say to my Bro work your pimp hand on your OWN time not when I'm around,of course if your fucked up looking and don't get chicks then I guess you'd sell your soul for piece of ass and brotherhood means nothing to people like that.

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posted July 24, 2000 06:28 PM            

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Bro lighten up - no need to get revenge. That was some funny shit...I'm still laughing my ass off. You need to be thanking him - he did get her laughing and it was obviously just a joke. I'd just give him props for it and try to do something else tongue in cheek back to him.

lol

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posted July 24, 2000 07:38 PM            

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Try having a twin brother.Its twice what your going trough.When he pissed me off.I'd wait until his girlfriend called and I would pretend I was him and get into a fight with her.Then he would call later not knowing and wonder why she was pissed at him.Or I would wait until she called and then real loud make up a girls name and say that she called,then pick up the phone and listen to her yell.If your brother has a girlfriend you can try the later.

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posted July 24, 2000 07:43 PM            

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I'm not angry and I don't see the need to kick his ass, in all honesty what he did was just good humor. The girl knew he was joking and thought it was funny as hell. We're always doing stuff like this to each other. But this was like an a-bomb going off in my face. Right now he has the upper hand and I must get him back.Bastard!!!!!

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posted July 27, 2000 04:45 AM            

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The only thing left to do is to pants that asshole in the middle of a very public place... or push him in the wishing fountain at a Mall.

Regardless, he got you good.

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