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CB38AC Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 377) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:35 AM
  
Why does it seem like all they want to do is window shop me. I get plenty of look and some compleiments when they actually talk to me but thats about it. On spring break or in places where girls are just horney I get treated like a peace of meat but still just hookups and no nookie. Could they be intimidated to talk to me? i don't have too much to say and am hella confident when I go out which i think makes me more of a gimic to look at than someone to talk to. 17 year old virgin its shit need help IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 197) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:39 AM
dude you can't wait? go get a hooker ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 556) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:46 AM
Get yourself a PocketPussy to pratice on for now bro. IP: Logged |
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CB38AC Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 377) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:51 AM
OK no to both of those options, anyone have real opinion. too damn proud for either of those I wouldn't be able to look in the mirror ever again. don'y want this thread to turn into bickering just need help. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 556) |
posted July 23, 2000 02:06 AM
Go up to the hottest girl you can find and say: "Hi. My name is Bob. I don't have a job, place to live, and I took the bus here. I haven't showered in a week, and I have herpes. I don't like you for your personality, I don't want a relationship, and I'm not going to spend anymore money on you then is necessary to get you in the sack. I'll steal all the $$$ out of your wallet while you're sleeping to pay me back for the motel room. And I won't be there in the morning. Would you like to fuck?" They may appreciate the honest approach. No, seriously man, I don't know what to tell you..just make a move on 'em, lot's of times they'll go along with it, if not, oh well. IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 746) |
posted July 23, 2000 02:53 AM
yeah bro you shouldnt wait any longer or else your gonna be 18 and in the same situation. so just find any chick thats willing to have sex and bang her. i cant belive how hot chicks in highschool are these days, i wish to god i could go back. dude you think you got problems i was a drugged up piece of shit when i was in highschool, and no chick was gonna give me any. i didnt get any till i was almost 19 so i say you better hurry up and get some while the clock is ticking IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1338) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:36 AM
come on man...jerk it if its so bad. just wait, and one day you will meet the right one, and it will be great. i think going out just to get laid is sad sad sad. its not supposed to be like that...its all about the love man.. but if you cant wait go to one of those "hole in the wall" things, and get it overwith ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 585) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:59 AM
yo all i can say is if you go otu and you dont talk then you arent going to get laid....thats it.....its called the gift to gab...and it sounds like you need it...
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted July 23, 2000 09:10 AM
Dude, there is nothing humiliating about spankin' it. Unless you plan on getting married soon {dumb} you might as well perfect your act. Your gonna generate just as much squirt, you will see for yourself when you lose it. Bitches know that they are the ones who can pick and choose, dudes can only get who will LET them. Doesn't sound like much has changed since the eighties, sonny. Chill, M'dog [This message has been edited by mightydog (edited July 23, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1247) |
posted July 23, 2000 10:03 AM
jesus man every girl in my highschool was a slut. I laid 18 chicks in highschool alone. I have had a dry spell, but for reasons beyond my control. You need to find a goodlooking slut. IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 415) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:05 AM
Hey bro just use that little present I sent you two weeks ago and they'll be all over you.  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:32 AM
Hey slabcat, send me a plastic blow-up doll too. I've worn mine out  IP: Logged |
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slabcat Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 415) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:34 AM
LOL!! That's good humor. What size and color do you want bro? Do you want me to send you a list of my happy refs? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted July 23, 2000 11:46 AM
Hehe, you know, speaking of dolls, they sell them for 100$ in those mega triple x stores. That sounds like a lot. They fold them up in this little box and have this window where you can see how life like their snatch is. I swear, it looks like the real thing! It is sold with a little bottle of lube cuz that dry rubber could cause some painful friction. You don't even have to take them out for dinner and a movie, come to think of it, that may cause some stares. Oh, well, got any red heads?? IP: Logged |
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George Spellwin Administrator (Total posts: 435) |
posted July 23, 2000 12:46 PM
CB38AC, Here is a serious answer. If not getting laid is really bothering you, I would try a bit of professional therapy. I am a big believer in self improvement. For the longest time, I did not know what I wanted to do with my life, so i went and talked to a therapist about it. The result is elitefitness.com Sure it might cost a little, and you might be a bit nervous your first visit, but once you get started, you will love it. I mean, imagine talking about yourself for an hour! Here in New York, people go to therapy for everything and it is no big deal. Maybe you are in some ways setting yourself up for failure when you are with women and do not even realize it. Let me know if you give it a try. ------------------ George George Spellwin
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted July 23, 2000 01:09 PM
You talk about spring break. Women don't really go for having sex with a stranger like men are apt to do. I mean in general. Chicks will put out in hopes to find love, dudes put out love(phoney) in hopes to get ass. The next day or two there is total confusion because these two opposite and twisted motives clash. Nothing "bad" is going to happen to you if you don't get laid soon. I don't know of any case of someone having to check into a hospital for lack of sex. Your perception of the lack of is a different matter. If that gets out of hand you may very well make yourself "sick" by personal diagnosis. I know its hard to ignore at 17 when you have a raging hard-on to remind you willi wants to play. Just remeber your problem is no different than millions of others who had to endure the same. BTW, I'm really not that fond of plastic blow up dolls. IP: Logged |
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HackN2it Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 18) |
posted July 23, 2000 04:28 PM
You just need the right angle!! Anyone can hook up as long as you have the right approach...
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kram696969 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 432) |
posted July 23, 2000 05:50 PM
i'm in the same boat as you..not fully..i just havn't got any in a while..oh well kram-mark IP: Logged |
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CB38AC Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 377) |
posted July 23, 2000 09:02 PM
well its the only thing on my mind 24/7 everything I do is rotating on the idea of girls and getting laid so basicall thats where all value is placed in my mind. Really though what else is worth doing? Nothing else really interests me. All I want to do is get laid then go and sit and eat then come back out and get laid again but still a damn virgin
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THE MUTILATOR Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 30) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:43 AM
Most women, no, all women (well, the heterosexual ones, at least) like their men with personality. If you've got good looks, that's great bro, but don't expect women to flock to your Adonis-type physiques just 'cause you look a certain way. You got to have skills! So, if you want to get a lay, first of all, stop thinking about how much you want to get laid. Then, find a good therapist (I agree with George on this one) to work out any self-esteem issues that you seem to be having. While in the process of resolving your personal issues, you should focus your energy on some productive endeavor, like talking to women without thinking how much you want to get into their pants. You're still a pup, and most women can smell fear and inexperience from a mile away. You've got a long way to go, and remember a lot of men don't find their groove until after high school. Best wishes. IP: Logged |
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perfecttrainer Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 75) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:09 AM
CB don't get discouraged just keep on lifting and be confident i've gotten so much skirt just because of the muscles. Do not believe people when they say that girls don't like muscles because tha's a damn lie. You can ask my girlfriend and she will agree with me get nyour yoke on baby, you'll be knee deep in skirt. IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 652) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:13 AM
i'm with mrmuscles, making love is a beautiful thing. doesn't compare to just busting a nut... BTW... how much does a therapist cost? i think i need to see one cause i definitely have some issues... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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glenbenton Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 746) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:35 AM
girls like muscles, but not muscle monsters like ronnie colemon..... IP: Logged |
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MrMuscle Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1338) |
posted July 24, 2000 05:27 AM
ryry i'll be your therapist man...that will be 200$ per mail you send me..good deal huh... and glen..most people in here dont lift to get women. ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 787) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:34 AM
I think Mr. Muscle is right! Obviuosly it is NOT your time yet! Just wait and that right girl will come along. You should be proud to say that you are still a virgin. IP: Logged |
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mightydog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 536) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:46 AM
Thats right. If you don't screw someone you are in love with, you will find all this wanting to get laid was something highly over rated in your mind. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1064) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:49 AM
Make a pact with your buddies like the guys did in American Pie. It worked for them. Maybe you can throw a fuck into one of your friend's moms. IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 79) |
posted July 24, 2000 10:10 AM
Nice one Thick Dog I awlways wanted to fuck my friends mum but never did..! But its all technique really thats all it is it took me ages to find mine i found it when i was 20 im 21 now you just need to not give a shit and go for it you will know the birds who just want a fuck and the ones who will want a relationship. Never think that a girl is outa your reach chances are she is not but you think she is thats half the battle lost. do you ever see a stunning girl with a less than average looking guy Yup so how did he pull her technique thats all and CONFIDENCE once you have those you can get it as much as you want I DO and CAN..! Just practice on a couple of women if you piss them off move on till you get one dont be scared of makeing mistakes if you are you will be a virgin for a while longer..! If you just want rid of your virginity you will think that SEX IS OVER RATED I did and i whish that i had not just got a fuck..! But the more sex you have the better it will get and its even better if you love someone...! It will come with time...! but what ever you do remember to play safe and grab a jiffy hat before you throw it in her..! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Future One Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 51) |
posted July 24, 2000 11:06 AM
If you have $5000 to spare, you can go here www.realdoll.com IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 652) |
posted July 24, 2000 01:54 PM
$200 per email!! half the stuff you say don't even make sense... besides, if there is anybody here with as much issues as me, its YOU MM...hehe ------------------ [This message has been edited by ryry (edited July 24, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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superdave Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 418) |
posted July 25, 2000 04:01 PM
Agree with mutilator, youve got pussy on your mind so much the girls can tell and that means NO pussy for you. Sorry but it works that way, girls arent like guys when it comes to sex. Since youre so damn horny you should jerk off so that you wont be walking around like a dog in heat and you can chill out and actually interact with chicks without constantly worrying about whether or not you are gonna get laid. This site will help a lot: www.layguide.com IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 693) |
posted July 25, 2000 08:47 PM
Dude, If you can not get laid on spring break a the beach. You got a problem! Can you say out loud to a friend. I am we Todd did! Man, I am not sure what is up, but I have been on several SB's and got laid many times and I looked real good. I have buddies with me that looked average and some that were fat and we all got laid. I don't no what to tell you other than you may not be aggresive enough. IP: Logged |
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