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sour jerk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 199) |
posted July 22, 2000 12:45 AM
  
mine is... hey babe wanna kiss the bunny wabbit in between its ears. (pull out pants pockets,bunny ears)..... i also like hey sweetheart nice shoes wanna fuck? any others i should use? sourjerkkk k kk k kkkkk kk k k kk k kk k IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 189) |
posted July 22, 2000 01:08 AM
sour jerk off. hehehe where I live you would get shot by a girl if you said that. crazy these days. seriously have you tried that for reals. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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sour jerk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 199) |
posted July 22, 2000 01:12 AM
i used em in clubs after 10 long islans iced teas,and a couple of tequillas..hehehehehe.. and i thought the halo was bad 4 my liver..oh well you only live once,and you only get one chance to do the things you want to do... sourjerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 189) |
posted July 22, 2000 01:19 AM
true dat. that is why I am going to take AS when I turn 20 ------------------ IP: Logged |
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sour jerk Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 199) |
posted July 22, 2000 01:27 AM
make sure youve got a solid foundation first bro...dont jump into it if you can still go naturally..you must be positive you cant make any more gains,dont rush gear doesnt preform miracles trust me bro,theres plenty of fuckers on juice that still look like crap..please make sure youre ready,for the commitment,the sides the money...that shit aint cheap.. IP: Logged |
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mystic_hormones Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 189) |
posted July 22, 2000 01:33 AM
I'll remember that -mystic is gone til the next day- ------------------ IP: Logged |
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marvelous_mark Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 34) |
posted July 22, 2000 09:18 AM
I like this one: The women call me Fred Flinstone because I make their bed_rock ------------------ You know they say money can't buy happiness, give me 50 $ and watch me smile! - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Mark IP: Logged |
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Steriod_Virgin Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 305) |
posted July 22, 2000 09:21 AM
Lets play house baby.. you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. it works all the time IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1237) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:22 AM
"hey, are you working" "are you sure youre not a cop" ------------------ "The only difference between love and herpes is herpes is forever" Bikinimom www.alternativegarden.com www.emeryseeds.com www.hempqc.com [This message has been edited by moe dank (edited July 22, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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special_bill Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 167) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:27 AM
"wanna see my dick?".... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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sauce Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 122) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:35 AM
this is the best "you light the room up" IP: Logged |
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Your_Moms_Kneepads Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 180) |
posted July 22, 2000 12:47 PM
Lines: (holding a Pez dispenser) : "Do you take candy from strangers??"-if they say "NO" then say "My name is_____, were not strangers anymore...." 2) Ask a chick if she pees in the shower or gets out to pee. ( If she isnt uptight or liar she'll tell you the truth) IP: Logged |
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ryry Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 647) |
posted July 22, 2000 05:39 PM
i might not be the best looking guy in this room but i'm the only one talking to you. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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slim jim Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 166) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:02 PM
ARE YOU ITALIAN, AND THEY SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MORE ITALIAN IN YOU. IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 551) |
posted July 22, 2000 06:10 PM
"Bitch, your twat smells like ass. Lemme wash it for ya." IP: Logged |
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powerbuilt Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 40) |
posted July 22, 2000 10:15 PM
LOL, do girls actually eat this shit up? A lot of these lines sound like a way to make a girl feel only more uneasy unless of course she is drunk, then she probablyl wouldn't know what the hell your talking about anyway. oh well good lines though, at least there funny....although i dont plan on using them. IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 434) |
posted July 22, 2000 11:20 PM
Great lines guys...reeaaallll smooth...yep, I'd fall for any one of those any time, stone cold sober.  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Gymmyaus Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 94) |
posted July 23, 2000 08:14 AM
Why don't we go home and do all the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway? Touch your finger on your tongue then touch their top and say, "we better get you home and out of those wet clothes!" IP: Logged |
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brumans2 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 346) |
posted July 23, 2000 09:15 AM
-(find a nail on the floor, pick it up) and say, "Wanna Screw"? IP: Logged |
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skydancer Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 434) |
posted July 23, 2000 10:49 AM
um brumans - wouldn't that be find a screw on the floor and then say wanna screw? If it was a nail wouldn't you say "wanna get nailed?" helloooooo... IP: Logged |
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Frackal Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 551) |
posted July 23, 2000 02:24 PM
Hahaha Brumans you geek. IP: Logged |
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lips Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 9) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:17 PM
I heard a hysterical one the other day. Walk up to a girl and say "How about some of that pussy - I know you got it with you" Ha Ha. Of course it wouldn't work with me. IP: Logged |
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Strafe Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 3) |
posted July 23, 2000 03:42 PM
line that worked: "What are the chances of a average guy, like me, getting a date with a beautiful girl like you?" Honesty is the key here. IP: Logged |
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Thick dog Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 1044) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:03 AM
Have you ever been tied up and whipped? IP: Logged |
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havoc Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 389) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:28 AM
Dont need to say a fucking word, its pretty easy. IP: Logged |
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Dlady27 Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 728) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:37 AM
I don't need to use "pick up lines" to get a man, all I have to do is look at them. IP: Logged |
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MIKAI Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:53 AM
These are ones i have used some work some dont..!
"If i can make you come with my little finger imagen what i can do with the rest of my body"
"What seriosly" But some girls dont like that you have to play little games with them. You know the type when she likes you but your gonna have to fight a little to get her. Other cracking chat up lines are: "I suppose a shags outa the question" "Are U single Willing and able..?" him: "Do you have a mirror in your pants..?" him: Is that your feet i can smell..? anyway enough..! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Romeo Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 560) |
posted July 24, 2000 12:04 PM
hey did you know your bady has 250 bones in it ...... well no i didnt ... how would you like to add another hey the word of the day is legs .. now lets go upstairs and spread the word...
if i was on you i would be coming too....
in my experience honesty is the best policy peace romeo IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 561) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:04 PM
My favorite is "Do you swallow?" LOL Or "How much?" "Twenty?" Hahahaha IP: Logged |
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Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 218) |
posted July 24, 2000 08:53 PM
This one should do the trick: "Hi, my name is Brian Bruman." IP: Logged |
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Stumpy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 218) |
posted July 24, 2000 09:04 PM
Oh, yeah, I forgot about this one: "Hi, my name is Brian Bruman, and yes, I love to swallow!" IP: Logged |
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